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Night Of The Shadowraven Vice Captain
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 Posted: Thu Apr 26, 2007 3:48 pm
I was riding my bike once in tall grass, a huge field and i mangaed to hit the only thing sticking out if the ground. I hit a damn pipe and flip over on my bike!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:31 am
you said stories where i was hurt would cheer your insensitive souls up stare
ok im not a great story teller sweatdrop
erm this one time me and two friends of mine were at school and we were walking to the main entrance. my friend liked this girl and she was sitting watching a football game in the very small area where we play. so he tells my other friend and i should stay where we were. so i turned around walked the other direction and was right behind this girl who just past beside me. so it looked like i was sorta following close to her. i was so glad nobody saw that sweatdrop
so after a long time the girl got up and left and i laughed at my friend's pathetic attempt to impress the girl. mrgreen
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metal studded warrior Crew
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:55 pm
oh one time i was in the shower and my sis dumped a bucket of cold water on me so i scream sh*t and my mom came in and says, "did u call for me honey?" so i say, "um.... ya i uh.... i need a towel, could you get me one?" xd
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 5:56 pm
fruity2smiles oh one time i was in the shower and my sis dumped a bucket of cold water on me so i scream sh*t and my mom came in and says, "did u call for me honey?" so i say, "um.... ya i uh.... i need a towel, could you get me one?" xd
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Night Of The Shadowraven Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:06 pm
one time i was at the high school and i was talkin to my freind and all of a sudden she yells, "WATCH OUT!!!" and then BOOM!!! i run into the snack machine
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:07 pm
fruity2smiles one time i was at the high school and i was talkin to my freind and all of a sudden she yells, "WATCH OUT!!!" and then BOOM!!! i run into the snack machine I tend to walk into walls and doors!
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Night Of The Shadowraven Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:14 pm
OMG there is this girl named kelly who smells really bad and her parents are like rich and she looks nice but smells soo bad so she sits in the back of the room for that exact reason so one day she smelled really bad and the whole room smelt and the windows were even open!!! i mean it doesnt get any worse than that. so someone pretended to fart so mrs.barriger could use the lysol and then she goes around the room spraying it and she starts talking and stands in front of kelly and holds her breath and turns her back to her. and then she waited until kelly looked away then she took the can of lysol, held it over her head pointed at kelly then quickly sprayed it and everyone started to laugh because kelly didnt even notice
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:19 pm
fruity2smiles OMG there is this girl named kelly who smells really bad and her parents are like rich and she looks nice but smells soo bad so she sits in the back of the room for that exact reason so one day she smelled really bad and the whole room smelt and the windows were even open!!! i mean it doesnt get any worse than that. so someone pretended to fart so mrs.barriger could use the lysol and then she goes around the room spraying it and she starts talking and stands in front of kelly and holds her breath and turns her back to her. and then she waited until kelly looked away then she took the can of lysol, held it over her head pointed at kelly then quickly sprayed it and everyone started to laugh because kelly didnt even notice Smelly Kelly, i had this girl in my band class, sat next to me, i dont know what, or why but she always smelled. And of course i was the unlucky one she sat next too gonk I used to fabreeze her chain before she came in, in hopes that the spray would rub off on her, and smell better but it never worked!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:27 pm
Well see, my cousin Andrew and I. We umm, we're both a little, tiny bit crazy when we're together.
So, it was my grandparent's 50th ANVY. Well during that whole thing we kinda went wild. We took the mic. from my aunt & his mom and started sing out little hearts out. We jumped on table's and danced around. When we finished, we got some good applause, which was pretty awesome, but Andrew feel and my grandparent's cake flew right into their faces. So I took Andrew up on stage, before my grandfather could blow & I made him sing the Barney theme song. He sat there and sang it three times.
After that, I spent the night at his house & we snuck out that night. We walked all the way to a Walmart superstore and he tried on a prom dress, while I tried on Tux's. We then walked around [ he had a bra on too ] arm in arm and sang really loud, "WE ARE CROSS DRESSER! COME GIVE US SOME LOVE!" Well, luckily no workers were around, but we seen this old woman who said she was going to tell on us, so we ran into our dressing room's changed & switched. Then when they came to get us we walked out and said that we were simply looking at tuxs/dresses for an upcoming dance that was very important in our school. He didn't question why we were doing this so late, but while he was still there, we offered to change and say sorry even though "we didn't do it". The old woman just slapped Andrew across the face.
So after that, we had our fun and walked over to TACO BELL and got some food. When we finished eatting we left and went back to his house. We took out both his quad's and we tore up the yard & raced eachother.
We had an an awesome blast. Well when we finished screwing around, we went to sleep and 10 mins. later, someone came in and woke us up. It was my brother, so I kicked him in the balls and Andrew shoved him out of his room. We both went to the top bunk bed and I pushed him off and he landed on the bottem one.
We slept that whole day. If you woulda been there, it woulda been alot funnier.
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 6:58 pm
so this friend i have he was watching stuff on his cell phone it was actually weird cause it was an animation.
so this other friend of mine he comes in. so the friend that was watching shouts out 'it looks totally animated'.
i started to laugh so the second friend he walks up and tries to look at it. it was so funny he was trying to figure out what was happening in the clip. when he did he was like so embarassed cause he kept asking 'what is this?' and kept turning to look from different view points.
this other time i was lost in this area and i tripped and fell half way and regained balance. it was night time and i made quite a noise. everyone in the whole street was staring at me. so i kept running (yes i was scared). i saw it was a dead end so i had to come back the same way again. i think the people thought i was mentally challenged. emo
i hate the principal of the college my mom teaches at. so me and my cousin were talking. when i saw him i said 'im gonna hit this guy look at him im gonna hit his bald little head'. i started to circle around him infront of a whole bunch of people and i was cracking my fingers. although no one noticed my cousin started to giggle. good times! good times!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 7:18 pm
so i was like the best student im my computer class. im not a nerd. i was best cause i learned with old guys who didnt even know what a computer was. thats right! i was learning microsoft office. i was a kid then. hehe. so i was doing an exercise and all of a sudden this guy next to me shouts 'i cant find call motors'. i stare at him. he says 'didnt you do call motors'. i got scared i thought i was doing the wrong exercise. i felt dumber than the people around me. yea i was SUPERIOR. 3nodding so i stare at his book and find out it was 'calm waters' instead of 'call motors'. i felt like killing him at that spot. this wasnt funny i know it was just a grudge i wanted to share with you ninja
and i was so SUPERIOR in my class that i didnt even have to give the exam to get my certificate. i had chicken pox then so i couldnt give the exam. w00t im awesome!
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:03 pm
i--m--r--t--l so i was like the best student im my computer class. im not a nerd. i was best cause i learned with old guys who didnt even know what a computer was. thats right! i was learning microsoft office. i was a kid then. hehe. so i was doing an exercise and all of a sudden this guy next to me shouts 'i cant find call motors'. i stare at him. he says 'didnt you do call motors'. i got scared i thought i was doing the wrong exercise. i felt dumber than the people around me. yea i was SUPERIOR. 3nodding so i stare at his book and find out it was 'calm waters' instead of 'call motors'. i felt like killing him at that spot. this wasnt funny i know it was just a grudge i wanted to share with you ninja and i was so SUPERIOR in my class that i didnt even have to give the exam to get my certificate. i had chicken pox then so i couldnt give the exam. w00t im awesome! i want classes like that!
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Night Of The Shadowraven Vice Captain
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metal studded warrior Crew
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Posted: Fri Apr 27, 2007 8:11 pm
TheGreatShadowraven i--m--r--t--l so i was like the best student im my computer class. im not a nerd. i was best cause i learned with old guys who didnt even know what a computer was. thats right! i was learning microsoft office. i was a kid then. hehe. so i was doing an exercise and all of a sudden this guy next to me shouts 'i cant find call motors'. i stare at him. he says 'didnt you do call motors'. i got scared i thought i was doing the wrong exercise. i felt dumber than the people around me. yea i was SUPERIOR. 3nodding so i stare at his book and find out it was 'calm waters' instead of 'call motors'. i felt like killing him at that spot. this wasnt funny i know it was just a grudge i wanted to share with you ninja and i was so SUPERIOR in my class that i didnt even have to give the exam to get my certificate. i had chicken pox then so i couldnt give the exam. w00t im awesome! i want classes like that! i said it before ill say it again. I LIVE IN BANGLADESH. the best country in the world rofl rofl question exclaim question
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 6:02 am
OMG!!! i was at recess one day and well i am doing flips with my freinds so this guy comes up and asks my freind out and so she didnt want to go out with him and didn't want to tell him no and make him sad so she walks up to me and she goes, "srry but havent u heard??? i am a lizbian" and she hugs me and whispers into my ear, "$10 if u play along" so of course i played along lol but the thing is that the guy actually believed she was a lezbian which she is not and now he still thinks that and he wont believe her when she says she isnt lol wow and then he goes up to her and says, "i will get a se change if it helps" xd and she just said, "right, you do that"
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Posted: Sat Apr 28, 2007 9:00 am
There was one time I rode my bike into a car.
O! Also, my friends and I were in a van and I saw a dog, yelled out "O! PUPPY!" and rammed my head into the window.
My sister was talking to me about how she was carrying a frog with her and walked into a tree. xd That was hilarious.
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