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 Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 7:10 pm
I hit her to see if she still existed.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:19 pm
I ran him over because I was fiddling with the radio stations instead of paying attention to the road.
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Posted: Sat Apr 05, 2008 10:20 pm
I ran her over because she was going to leave me and I am possessive.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:17 pm
I ran over him because there was a sale at Neiman Marcus and he was dawdling behind the car.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 10:52 pm
To stop her from killing the credit card accounts at neiman's.
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Posted: Mon Apr 07, 2008 11:03 pm
He told me I could not shop anymore!
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Posted: Sat May 10, 2008 2:18 am
She sold my hair into slavery! In Azerbaijan! To support her shoe habit!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:21 pm
He insulted my Jimmy Choos!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:22 pm
She ate all the slim jims!
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Posted: Sun May 11, 2008 10:24 pm
He encouraged said slim jims to throw a rave in my stomach until I heaved them all out!
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 5:59 pm
She had an illicit affair with a stingray!
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Posted: Thu Feb 26, 2009 9:50 am
He was chasing after my Tama!
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Posted: Sat Feb 28, 2009 1:38 am
To get onto the next page so as not having to see my ex's avvie ASAP.
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Posted: Tue Mar 03, 2009 1:38 pm
It was an ADD moment, sorry to say. I had had a lovely idea for next Halloween, and was on the phone to an artist friend, ordering five hundred ninja pumpkin buttons, and therefore was not paying attention to the road.
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Posted: Thu Mar 12, 2009 11:36 pm
Because of the space herpes. They're in my brain! eek
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