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 Posted: Thu May 17, 2007 7:04 pm
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| YOU | MADE | ME | TOSS | ME | LUCKY | CHARMZ. |
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..I heard a shuffle in the corner. I went to investigate..
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Posted: Sun May 20, 2007 6:47 pm
and I saw Jesus. He said "thou shall
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:37 am
findest the monkey if thou searchest hard enough" and I thought...
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 12:59 pm
"What the Hell is wrong ith this dude?" He seemed to read my mind and said, "
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Posted: Mon May 21, 2007 3:49 pm
.."Can't you tell when a man is stoned?" I stood flabbergasted as he..
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 9:02 am
proceeded to pass out on the ground. I poked him with a really long stick to see if he was okay, and then
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Posted: Tue May 22, 2007 7:04 pm
took his wallet, which was sadly empty. I thought "...
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Posted: Wed May 23, 2007 8:47 am
"He's JESUS for Christ's sake! He should be
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Posted: Sun May 27, 2007 8:56 pm
 ..loaded, I mean, Jesus!" Tossing the empty wallet onto the ground, I..
1,9o5//25,5oo 
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 4:36 pm
looked around and saw a monkey. He said to me, "
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:32 pm
"SCREEECH" because Monkey's can't talk... that's crazy. But then...
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:26 am
But then he saw Jesus passed out on the ground. He was devastated and began to...
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Posted: Tue Jun 05, 2007 3:32 pm
..perform CPR on him. I looked at the monkey and said, "Wait, Jesus can..
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Posted: Thu Jun 07, 2007 12:35 am
...ressurect himself... why am I trying to save him? He can save himself!" I then got up...
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Posted: Tue Jun 12, 2007 11:07 am
turned around and saw lightening strike. I jumped and God said "my son died because of you, now you shall..."
(keep it appropriate, this could be iffy)
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