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 Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:20 pm
That one is a bit of a stretch.
So for that line, I'm going to give you a pun-itive kick.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 1:32 pm
Jshin That one is a bit of a stretch. So for that line, I'm going to give you a pun-itive kick.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 2:55 pm
What did the pancake mix say to the skillet?
"I'm batter than you."
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:01 pm
Kene Blayon When I read "in ten did" I thought "Nintendo" for no reason. neutral In Ten Did ||| Nintendo N intendo In ten Do would've worked better. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:05 pm
Ryougi Yasumaru Kene Blayon When I read "in ten did" I thought "Nintendo" for no reason. neutral In Ten Did ||| Nintendo N intendo In ten Do would've worked better. sweatdrop You see the pun in "No pun in ten did.", right? It's ironic, and like an oxymoron. Like, "No hablo español.".....
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:28 pm
Saito Muramasa X Ryougi Yasumaru Kene Blayon When I read "in ten did" I thought "Nintendo" for no reason. neutral In Ten Did ||| Nintendo N intendo In ten Do would've worked better. sweatdrop You see the pun in "No pun in ten did.", right? It's ironic, and like an oxymoron. Like, "No hablo español."..... "No hablo español" is not an oxymoron.
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:34 pm
Jshin Saito Muramasa X Ryougi Yasumaru Kene Blayon When I read "in ten did" I thought "Nintendo" for no reason. neutral In Ten Did ||| Nintendo N intendo In ten Do would've worked better. sweatdrop You see the pun in "No pun in ten did.", right? It's ironic, and like an oxymoron. Like, "No hablo español."..... "No hablo español" is not an oxymoron. " Microsoft Works" is...
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Posted: Thu Apr 12, 2007 3:35 pm
Nadian Jshin Saito Muramasa X Ryougi Yasumaru Kene Blayon When I read "in ten did" I thought "Nintendo" for no reason. neutral In Ten Did ||| Nintendo N intendo In ten Do would've worked better. sweatdrop You see the pun in "No pun in ten did.", right? It's ironic, and like an oxymoron. Like, "No hablo español."..... "No hablo español" is not an oxymoron. " Microsoft Works" is... LOL so true xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:29 pm
Did you guys hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:37 pm
Strideo Did you guys hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:37 pm
Strideo Did you guys hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now. 3nodding >.< Ooh! rofl
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:42 pm
beaulolais Reminds me of another one: A guy forgot his neck-tie and the bouncer at the club entrance refused to let him in. Furious, the guy goes to his car, gets his jumper cables, and wears them as a tie. When returning to the club, the bouncer was thoughtful for a few moments then said "alright, I'll let you in, but don't start anything!" I don't get it....
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:45 pm
Maniacal.Muffin.Man beaulolais Reminds me of another one: A guy forgot his neck-tie and the bouncer at the club entrance refused to let him in. Furious, the guy goes to his car, gets his jumper cables, and wears them as a tie. When returning to the club, the bouncer was thoughtful for a few moments then said "alright, I'll let you in, but don't start anything!" I don't get it.... Nice username. xd
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Posted: Sun Apr 15, 2007 5:59 pm
Number 12 saunters into a bar and looks around. He goes over to the bartender and asks for a drink.
"I'm sorry, but I can't serve you." the guy says.
"Why not?"
"Because you're under 21."
A skeleton walking into a bar and ordered a beer and a mop.
A dyslexic man walked into a bra.
When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.
Did you hear about the dyslexic devil worshiper? He sold his soul to Santa.
If pro is the opposite of con, what's progress to Congress?
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@Maniacal: Jumper cables are used to recharge a car's battery, allowing you to 'start' it up.
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Posted: Tue Apr 17, 2007 7:03 am
Don't join dangerous cults: Practice safe sects!
An old lady once asked the dispatcher of a local trucking company if they could ship an antique mirror to her sister in Toronto. The dispatcher says, 'I don't know madam, I'd have to look into it first'.
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