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 Posted: Fri May 04, 2007 6:36 pm
I'd expect a lot of pre-menstrual women to be incarcerated, then.
You decide to have sex in a giant mud puddle with your crush.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 3:59 pm
What? Love can't wait.
Your high school diploma is now invalid. You must make up for it by starting school all over again...from elementary.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 5:17 pm
-Starts eating paste-
All of your pens and pencils fail to work during your most important AP exam. No one has spares.
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Posted: Fri May 18, 2007 7:06 pm
-Bites Wrist-
There. Now I can write in Blood!
You are magicaly[ Is that even a word? I'm so confused] transprted to the world of Naruto.
[ biggrin DDD]
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 12:16 pm
-Dies of shock-
(I'd want to be just a civilian. I couldn't do ninja fighting.
And it's good to see another Narutard. wink )
A ton of Japanese snacks ( Pocky, Ramune, Koara no Maachi, etc.) suddenly fall out of the sky in front of your feet.
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Posted: Sat May 19, 2007 12:57 pm
[Same here. Love your Profile Video. ;D]
Snacks!
-Stuffs face-
[Oh yeah. Sorry 'bout that xDD]
You have an unlimited shopping spree at Wal-Mart.
What do you buy?
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Posted: Sat Jun 23, 2007 11:22 pm
Are you gonna continue the game? What happens next?
(I've done the same thing.)
[I need to find another Naruto AMV. VG music + piano isn't cutting it]
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Posted: Fri Jun 29, 2007 7:23 pm
Eww... Wal-Mart.
I'd trade off with someone with an unlimited spree elsewhere.
Or just ask for $1000 dollars and walk away happy.
Linguists voted off the letter 'y' from the English alphabet (for unknown reasons).
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Posted: Sat Jun 30, 2007 11:07 pm
What, "y" isn't a letter now 'cause it's weirdly shaped and doesn't sound right? ********, they did the same thing to Pluto!
Two plus two now equals five.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:25 am
I would think of another name for that STD I suddenly got from my ex.
Naruto stopped with the filler.
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Posted: Sat Jul 07, 2007 11:28 am
[rushes to watch Naruto]
Everyone in the United State is mandated to have two years of military training.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 9:12 pm
... I knew I should have moved to Canada sooner.
Cats could fly.
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Posted: Wed Jul 11, 2007 10:34 am
Just wait 'til the dogs start flying. Then it'll be raining cats and dogs.
You. Hare Hare Yukai dance. Now.
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Posted: Thu Jul 12, 2007 10:02 am
And what the ******** is that? mad
The first day of the upcoming school year, you find a shitty cosplayer eccentrically acting like the character s/he is portraying.
I had a dream about that once. It was some fat guy dressed up as Jiraiya - with wooden sandals and everything. He was feeling up unsuspecting girls; "data collection" was what he called it. The teacher (who happened to be my Spanish 3 teacher) perma-banned suspended him, and all was right with the world.
Are you guys annoyed by the fact that I ramble on like this in almost every thread?
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Posted: Fri Jul 13, 2007 3:31 pm
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