KAKASHI: I WANNA COOKIE FORGET THIS F***ING BOOK I'M GONNA GO READ GAIXKAKASHI FANFICTIONS
NARUTO: YOU KNOW WHAT...? I GIVE UP, I'M GONNA GO PLAY HOUSE WITH HAKU AND ZABUZA...I HATE BEING A NINJA...
CONVESATION BETWEEN KAKASHI AND GAI:
KAKASHI:HEY GAI I WANT TO TALK TO YOU...
GAI: ABOUT WHAT MY LOVE?
KAKASHI: I JUST DON'T THINK THIS IS WORKING OUT...
GAI: BUT WHY? I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!
KAKASHI: THE TRUTH IS...I FOUND SOMEONE ELSE...
GAI: WHO IS IT!!? HUH!?! WHO!?!?
KAKASHI:...IT'S...
*I JUMP OUT OF A TREE*
ME: IT'S ME!I'M SORRY GAI BUT IT JUST WASN'T WORKING OUT...YOU UNDERSTAND RIGHT?
GAI: NOOOOOOO!!!! IM GOING TO WAX MY EYEBROWS GROW MY HAIR LONG AND BECOME EMO I HATE YOU ALL!!!! F*** THE FLOWER OF YOUTH!!!!
THAT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN LOL