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Posted: Mon Jul 11, 2005 7:44 pm

This is the best quote ever.

"Love is the fart
of every heart.
For when held in
doth pain the host..
And when let out
pains others most."

-???

I WIN AT LIFE. >>;

Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 10:54 am

Talking of winning:

"I'm-a-gonna ween!"- Wario from Mario Kart 64.

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A Divine Soul

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Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2005 11:13 am

...'As I sit here, Broken hearted
I tried to s**t, But only farted.'

..>.>

EDIT:
Daichi Isawa: Ewww.
Yichman: ..What?
Yichman: I was gonna say Niggers.
Daichi Isawa: Bigot.
Daichi Isawa: Besides, aren't you a rice ******? o.0
Yichman: Aren't you a cracker?
Daichi Isawa: Touche. xD
Yichman: =p
Daichi Isawa: I love that.
Daichi Isawa: Americans are such assholes.
Daichi Isawa: Blacks - Niggers.
Daichi Isawa: Asians - Rice niggers.
Daichi Isawa: Arabs - Sand niggers.
Daichi Isawa: Canadians - Snow niggers.
Daichi Isawa: Makes me cry inside. .-.
Yichman: ..So What are whites?
Yichman: White niggers?
Daichi Isawa: Naw.
Daichi Isawa: Crackers. o.o
Daichi Isawa: Wait, no!
Daichi Isawa: Mayo-Niggers.
Yichman: Butbut, It's not fair. Why do THEY GET TO BE ORIGINAL WITH CRACKERS.
Daichi Isawa: Cracker Niggers?
Daichi Isawa: Mayo On Cracker Niggers.
Daichi Isawa: That's what we are. o.o
Yichman: Yeeaah. =D
Daichi Isawa: Wooow. XD

Yeah, I'm a racist. Bite me.

Posted: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:05 am

I know far more racist jokes, but I do not want to be banned, so I'll keep them to myself. xp

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A Divine Soul

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Posted: Wed Jul 20, 2005 8:52 pm

Yichman: Bah.
Yichman: I hate swimming lessons.
ironict0nic: xDD
Yichman: I mean, I know how to not drown. Mind teaching me something else?
Yichman: ...You know, I would like some karate.
Yichman: UNDERWATER KARATE. TEACH ME THAT.
ironict0nic: LMFAO
Yichman: Man
Yichman: I'd so love that.
ironict0nic: Me too.
ironict0nic: Wanna teach a class on it together?
Yichman: Except when you're underwater, You go like, suuuper slow.
Yichman: YEAH.
Yichman: And any kid who doesn't listen.
Yichman: Gets a pimp slap.
Yichman: ...From Leeroy.
Yichman: biggrin
ironict0nic: Leeroy gives the pimp slaps,
ironict0nic: And Bella gives the b***h slaps.
Yichman: Yeah, best security ever. 8D
ironict0nic: EVER.
Yichman: If they challenge us with their Black Belt x2 men. LEEROY AND BELLA > ALL.
ironict0nic: xDD
Yichman: They'll be like, 5 Fingers to the face attack.
Yichman: And we'll just be sitting there, laughing like....
Yichman: Irish drunks? o:
ironict0nic: I AM IRISH!
ironict0nic: xD
Yichman: xD
Yichman: BUT NOT DRUNK.
ironict0nic: >.>
ironict0nic: ...
ironict0nic: Yes .. that's right ..
ironict0nic: .. not drunk ..
ironict0nic: xDD jk jk
Yichman: xD
Yichman: ..But but, What if the kids get better than us at Underwater karate?
Yichman: Do we like...Kill them?
Yichman: And their parents?
ironict0nic: Yes.
ironict0nic: Always.
ironict0nic: AND WE CAN NEVER, EVER ALLOW OURSELVES TO FALL IN LOVE WITH OUR STUDENTS.
Yichman: Of course not.
Yichman: If they pull a little cute stunt on us.
Yichman: SLAP.
ironict0nic: GEDDEM BELLA.
Yichman: And then we send in the dogs.
Yichman: And bees!.
Yichman: ...Wait.
Yichman: No..
Yichman: ROCK LOBSTAHS.
ironict0nic: LMFAO
ironict0nic: LMFAO
ironict0nic: LMFAO
ironict0nic: LMFAO
ironict0nic: WE WERE AT THE BEACH
ironict0nic: EVERYBODY HAD MATCHING TOWELS
ironict0nic: SOMEBODY WENT
ironict0nic: UNDER THE DOCK
ironict0nic: AND THAT'S WHEN THEY SAW ... A ROCK!
Yichman: AND THERE THEY SAW A ROCK!
ironict0nic: BUT IT WASN'T A ROCK ..
ironict0nic: IT WAS A ..
ironict0nic: ROCKLOBSTAH!
Yichman: It was a rock, LOBSTAH!
Yichman: Lmfao.
ironict0nic: LMFAO

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 6:19 am

Because it had to be said.

LEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEENKINS!

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A Divine Soul

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Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:16 pm

Ember Darc

Because it had to be said.

LEEROOOOOOOOY JEEEENKINS!

Only reason I said Leeroy as a name. biggrin

Posted: Thu Jul 21, 2005 8:36 pm

"Thank you god! Thank you so bloody much!" Basil from Fawlty Towers.
"Must...defy...laws of physics!" The Tick, from the Tick.
"Hello Tick I'm your mind, sorry I haven't been around much lately but I'm easily distracted by shiny objects." The Tick.

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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 7:50 pm

[23/July 21:46:08] Yichman: a
[23/July 21:46:12] cmainer1001: s
[23/July 21:46:13] Naaro: se, teas?
[23/July 21:46:14] Yichman: t
[23/July 21:46:21] Meanie Brooker: ea, st
[23/July 21:46:30] Meanie Brooker: steat!
[23/July 21:46:31] Naaro: sat east!
[23/July 21:46:33] Yichman: sate
[23/July 21:46:36] Naaro: sesesese
[23/July 21:46:37] evil ember darc: A.sate
[23/July 21:46:37] Meanie Brooker: sssss..
[23/July 21:46:39] cmainer1001: aes
[23/July 21:46:42] Yichman: Taste!
[23/July 21:46:44] cmainer1001: ttttttttt
[23/July 21:46:48] Yichman: Asstaste
[23/July 21:46:50] Naaro: Tats!
[23/July 21:46:56] Meanie Brooker: tetetete
[23/July 21:47:06] Yichman: tatatatata
[23/July 21:47:07] Meanie Brooker: aa.. a**.
[23/July 21:47:15] Naaro: Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeasast
[23/July 21:47:15] cmainer1001: eaeaeaetaesteas
[23/July 21:47:17] Yichman: Asstate
[23/July 21:47:19] Meanie Brooker: tea.
[23/July 21:47:23] Naaro: Estate
[23/July 21:47:26] Naaro: TEA ESTATE
[23/July 21:47:31] Yichman: Tea eats tea
[23/July 21:47:57] Meanie Brooker: tea stae.
[23/July 21:48:05] cmainer1001: Tea State
[23/July 21:48:10] Yichman: EAT TEA ESTATES TEA a** STATES
[23/July 21:48:11] Meanie Brooker: Seta teas. biggrin
[23/July 21:48:16] Yichman: tatata
[23/July 21:48:43] evil ember darc: tats?
[23/July 21:48:56] Meanie Brooker: state.. -.-
[23/July 21:49:01] Naaro: Stase
[23/July 21:49:01] evil ember darc: Tate!
[23/July 21:49:06] Yichman: Tatestatesate
[23/July 21:49:12] Naaro: Sate
[23/July 21:49:12] cmainer1001: SAT's.
[23/July 21:49:15] Naaro: Seat
[23/July 21:49:16] evil ember darc: A State
[23/July 21:49:18] Yichman: STS
[23/July 21:49:19] Meanie Brooker: eee...
[23/July 21:49:29] Naaro: Stea
[23/July 21:49:35] Meanie Brooker: stea?
[23/July 21:49:36] Naaro: Seta
[23/July 21:49:40] Yichman: SESESESE
[23/July 21:49:44] Meanie Brooker: Tea ate a**...
[23/July 21:49:44] Naaro: SEAT ET
[23/July 21:49:58] evil ember darc: Tea eats Seta
[23/July 21:50:01] cmainer1001: seaset
[23/July 21:50:49] cmainer1001: sat at ta seaset
[23/July 21:51:04] Yichman: TEA SAT SEAT

Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:28 pm

[24/July 00:20:33] Partisus: Making those nude skins that should get the game rated adult, despite the fact that it ships without them?
[24/July 00:20:40] evil ember darc: Yup.
[24/July 00:20:45] SB: I bet
[24/July 00:20:50] evil ember darc: Thereby making all computer games rather AO
[24/July 00:20:57] SB: Especially Half-Life 2
[24/July 00:21:00] evil ember darc: Cuz ya know, you can skin them.
[24/July 00:21:14] SB: You can turn a Barbie Game into an AO game
[24/July 00:21:14] evil ember darc: == people are ******** retards
[24/July 00:21:18] Partisus: Don't forget WMP and Winamp
[24/July 00:21:22] evil ember darc: Ah, yeah
[24/July 00:21:24] SB: I got a plan
[24/July 00:21:28] evil ember darc: Make the buttons vaginas
[24/July 00:21:41] Partisus: ...cursor a p***s?
[24/July 00:21:47] SB: Nude skins for Barbie, then send it to Liberals
[24/July 00:22:20] evil ember darc: Yup.
[24/July 00:22:23] evil ember darc: To both
[24/July 00:22:23] SB: The computer should be buyable for adults only because you can download porn on them
[24/July 00:22:29] evil ember darc: There ya go
[24/July 00:23:02] SB: Being naked, even in the shower, should be banned because it makes children more sexually active
[24/July 00:23:19] evil ember darc: See the stupidity of their thinking?
[24/July 00:23:30] SB: Hell, everything in the world should be banned
[24/July 00:23:47] SB: Because of all the dirty stuff you can do with them
[24/July 00:23:52] evil ember darc: Bathing suits should be banned because it's like lingerie porn
[24/July 00:23:58] SB: Cars, banned because you can have sex in them
[24/July 00:24:05] evil ember darc: Beds too
[24/July 00:24:09] SB: PS3 Controllers=Banned because they're double dildos
[24/July 00:24:54] Yichman: XD
[24/July 00:25:12] evil ember darc: Your mom: Put to death because she's a sex object.
[24/July 00:25:19] SB: Rofl
[24/July 00:25:23] evil ember darc: BUT WAIT: some people get off on that
[24/July 00:25:30] evil ember darc: Death: outlawed
[24/July 00:25:36] SB: Heh
[24/July 00:25:46] SB: Penises should be confiscated because they're used for rape
[24/July 00:25:52] evil ember darc: Yup.
[24/July 00:25:54] SB: ALL penises
[24/July 00:26:00] evil ember darc: Except their's.
[24/July 00:26:01] evil ember darc: Of course.
[24/July 00:26:08] SB: Because they're ******** stupid
[24/July 00:26:43] Yichman: :X
[24/July 00:27:06] SB: Pants should be banned because you can stick your dinky out of the zipper
[24/July 00:27:13] SB: But its illegal to be naked
[24/July 00:27:18] SB: So you must wear pants
[24/July 00:27:24] SB: Or its a death penalty
[24/July 00:27:47] cmainer1001: girls sued for having boobs
[24/July 00:27:58] SB: The end of the world
[24/July 00:28:18] SB: Earth should be destroyed because you can have sex on it

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Posted: Sat Jul 23, 2005 10:41 pm

AH HA.

[24/July 00:40:45] Partisus: ::runs off to secretly have sex with the girl locked in his closet::

Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 8:31 pm

[24/July 22:28:08] Naaro: BECAUSE I HATE LIFE AND EVERYONE WHO POPULATES IT >_<
[24/July 22:28:14] Evil Ember Darc: I HATE YOU TOO
[24/July 22:28:26] Naaro: I HATE INANIMATE OBJECTS THAT DON'T WORK
[24/July 22:28:32] Naaro: I HATE BABIES WHO MAKE NOISE
[24/July 22:28:38] Naaro: I HATE KIDS WHO DO STUPID THINGS
[24/July 22:28:43] Naaro: I HATE ADULTS WHO DO STUPIDER THINGS
[24/July 22:28:50] Naaro: I HATE WOMEN WHO HAVE BABIES
[24/July 22:29:00] Naaro: I HATE MEN WHO IMPREGNATE WOMEN SO THEY CAN HAVE BABIES
[24/July 22:29:03] Naaro: I HATE PENISES
[24/July 22:29:09] Naaro: AUUUUGH
[24/July 22:29:19] Evil Ember Darc: You're now officially emo.

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Dampylle
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Posted: Sun Jul 24, 2005 9:59 pm

Panel Member - "would you ever deliberitlay or willingly destroy the earth"
Tick - "Gee I hope not, thats where I keep all my stuff"

Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 4:30 pm

Rolf Eusis

"Yes! Lead evil by example, and one day we will no longer put the boots to those that stray off the path of goodness into the muck and bile of villany and track great bloody footprints across our lily white tiles. Boo will have clean wood shavings you evil bastards!" - Minsc
"Minsc will lead with blade and boot... Boo will take care of the details." -Minsc
Gotta love the insane ranger and his "miniature giant space hampster".

Ahaha I love Minsc. Sorry I missed this before.
"Squeeky wheel GETS DA KICK!"
"Live by the sword...live a good, long, time."

[25/July 18:24:31] Yichman: ..I'm thinking of making a 4 Quagsire, 1 Feraligator, 1 Pidgeot team on Silver. I <3 Quagsire. xD
[25/July 18:24:49] Evil Ember Darc: Which one is he again? Water/Ground?
[25/July 18:24:55] Yichman: Pidgeot, Only for fly.
[25/July 18:24:55] Yichman: And yeah
[25/July 18:25:02] Evil Ember Darc: Grass would trash you. x-x
[25/July 18:25:09] Evil Ember Darc: But it'd be amusing to watch. =p
[25/July 18:25:13] Yichman: Pidgeot would kill Grass, though. =p
[25/July 18:25:19] Yichman: Flying>Grass.
[25/July 18:25:22] Evil Ember Darc: Grass electric. =p
[25/July 18:25:28] Yichman: xD
[25/July 18:25:33] Evil Ember Darc: Trade out the elec for the quagmires.
[25/July 18:25:35] Evil Ember Darc: ...sires.
[25/July 18:25:38] Yichman: There are those Pokemon? o:
[25/July 18:25:42] Yichman: XD QUAGMIRE.
[25/July 18:25:44] Evil Ember Darc: No, one of each
[25/July 18:25:48] Evil Ember Darc: And yes!
[25/July 18:25:56] Evil Ember Darc: He humps all the female pokemon.
[25/July 18:26:16] Yichman: And male, I remember when he did 2 Filipino chicks and 1 Filipino dude. xD
[25/July 18:27:02] Yichman: He should have a 1 hit kill attack too, It should be called, 'Does this look like a Q to you?'
[25/July 18:27:42] Evil Ember Darc: He's got 1/2 damage from all attacks; nothing hurts him. Women throw drinks on his face, mace him (grass), light him on fire...
[25/July 18:28:34] Yichman: XD Naww, 1/4. Intimidate does 1/2. 'Sex Machine' should get 1/4. He never stops.
[25/July 18:28:51] Yichman: Best Pokemon ever.
[25/July 18:29:00] Evil Ember Darc: Outlawed in tournaments.

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Posted: Mon Jul 25, 2005 5:00 pm

ah yes Minsc

but let us not forget gems of other games such as Shadow hearts

Joachim - and I can sense the prayers of countless Kittens, thanking it for shelter from the storm
Yuri - No you can't, its just a pipe... its completley hollow
Joachim - then I will use it as a straw

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