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 Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 9:07 pm
"Oh, I see how it is. I can hear you, y'know!
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 7:54 am
Miri looked at Stewie.
" Well if you wanted to play Steve then go ahead!"
Miri grabs a block and throws it near Stewie.
" Now will you leave us alone?!"
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Posted: Fri Aug 24, 2007 10:15 pm
"Hmmph! You foolish children! I can have tons of fun with one block!"
Stewie proceeded to try to have fun with one block.
he failed
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 4:13 am
Miri laughed.
"Like you can ever have fun with just 1 block! Since I feel a bit sorry for you here's 2 more!"
Miri grabbed 2 other random blocks and threw it near Stewie.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:10 pm
"AHA! with these blocks, I can build a fortress, impenetrable by all comers!"
Stewie arranged the blocks in a triangle around him.
"...Alright I'm bored."
In his boredom, Stewie whiped out the laser gun he always seemed to have with him, usually for his matricidal attempts at killing his mother, and shoots the daycare down, burning it to the ground. he walked out of the smoldering ruins, laser gun in hand, laughing hysterically.
he took a bus home, said hello to Brian, the family dog, and walked into the kitchen, where he finally succeded in commiting matricide.
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Posted: Sat Aug 25, 2007 9:11 pm
"...mmhh...what? what, I'm...I'm...oh, #$&*. I'm still here! oh, I must have fallen asleep. hmmmm.....damn pacifier!"
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:48 am
Miri was playing with clay, she did notice the baby sleeping though thats why she stuck a piece of play-dough on his huge head.
"Wow a triangle, Mr.Clay! You looked so weird during that dream!"
Miri laughed.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 10:11 am
"don't mock me!" Stewie yelled, pulling the clay from his head. he quickly molded it into a likeness of the little girl's face, and beat up the play-doh bust until it was no longer recognizable.
he felt much better.
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 2:57 pm
Raye walks in and pics up Stewie calmly "Hello, there, little one, would you like to help me pass out snacks?"
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Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2007 7:43 pm
"Snacks? Consumable goodies? will their be snake venom involved?" Stewie said gleefully.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:12 pm
raye pats Stewie's head grinning sweetly "Oh your so cute little one! I could hold you all day! Can you tell me your name?"
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 4:55 pm
Miri continued laughing...
Being babied like that! I feel soo sorry for him!
"His name is Steven!"
Miri called out.
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Posted: Tue Aug 28, 2007 8:46 pm
"No its not! its STEWIE!! short for STEWART, not STEPHEN!! Moronic imbecile of a child! now...tell me more of these...'snacks' of which you speak..."
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:27 pm
"now now looks likelittle Stephen is grumpy" she pops a pacifier in his mouth "Now then let's get the rest of these cookies out shall we?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2007 4:53 pm
Miri laughed some more, she never knew how much fun making fun of this kid was. She walked over to Stewie and whisperd in his ear.
"Hey, Steve! I think no one like your Stewie name!"
Miri walked away giggling.
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