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 Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 7:00 pm
Sparks: Those guys in the white suits??? *laughs* Please *****, I'm the reason why those guys in the white suits now have red suits, made of their own blood.
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Posted: Wed Feb 21, 2007 8:48 pm
"EEW.com, I absolutely refuse to conduct any type of interview under these conditions! I can't believe you'd endanger your best talent like this!"
(Backs away from everyone.)
"If I accidentally get shot, buyrates would plunge! Ratings would go straight down the toilet! Think, man! Listen, get your stuff together, and I'll return when you can get some control over your," (he looks disdainfully at everyone else) "talent."
(Casey takes his leave post haste.)
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Posted: Thu Feb 22, 2007 1:24 pm
EEW.com="But Casey...." Casey leaves immediately.
"Who would have thought this Open Interview would turn out like this?! We assure you Sparks, you do not need to attack anyone! Just....remain calm, and hand over your weapon."
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 8:43 pm
*Drops the gun*
Sparks: You know what, you're right. I can't kill anyone right now. I've got too much going for me. I just signed a deal with MTV, I've also got to do voiceovers for my character on Celebrity Deathmatch in a New school vs Old school fight where it pits me and my good friend Daniel Cross vs America's Most Hated (in another e-fed). By the way fans, be sure to watch it next season starting two months from now.I'm telling you, this year's celebrity deathmatch is proving to be the most promising season yet with dream matches such as Vince Vaughn vs Owen Wilson, The battle of the Jackasses featuring all of the cast members fighting against each other, packed into one show, and my personal favorite, The Springwood slasher Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees. Be sure to stick to Deathmatch to see if I hang around or if I die at the hands of two jackasses such as America's Most Hated.
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Posted: Fri Feb 23, 2007 10:03 pm
Steve Sparks *Drops the gun* Sparks: You know what, you're right. I can't kill anyone right now. I've got too much going for me. I just signed a deal with MTV, I've also got to do voiceovers for my character on Celebrity Deathmatch in a New school vs Old school fight where it pits me and my good friend Daniel Cross vs America's Most Hated (in another e-fed). By the way fans, be sure to watch it next season starting two months from now.I'm telling you, this year's celebrity deathmatch is proving to be the most promising season yet with dream matches such as Vince Vaughn vs Owen Wilson, The battle of the Jackasses featuring all of the cast members fighting against each other, packed into one show, and my personal favorite, The Springwood slasher Freddy Krueger vs Jason Voorhees. Be sure to stick to Deathmatch to see if I hang around or if I die at the hands of two jackasses such as America's Most Hated. (OOC: Are you serious about this? I heard it was coming back, but those would be cool! My personal dream Deathmatch: Wes Craven and Robert Englund vs Sam Raimi and Bruce Campbell. Second choice: Ryan Styles vs Colin Mochrie. Third: Stephen Colbert vs Ann Coulter.)
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 4:35 am
EEW.com="That's great news Sparks! It sounds like you are breaking into mainstream television at long last!"
((The Jackass match would be a classic!))
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 5:38 am
((I'm making up those matches in roleplay))
Sparks: yeah, it's a great opportunity, and word is If I survive that match against America's Most hated, they will ask me to stay on the show full-time as a helper like Stone Cold Steve Austin was.
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 10:37 am
Steve Sparks ((I'm making up those matches in roleplay)) Sparks: yeah, it's a great opportunity, and word is If I survive that match against America's Most hated, they will ask me to stay on the show full-time as a helper like Stone Cold Steve Austin was. (OOC: Bummer. Though Vaughn/Wilson sounds probable.)
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 3:42 pm
EEW.com="Congratulations again Sparks! EEW encourages all of it's wrestlers to reach their full potential so keep on going is what we say!
"If you were to become a full-time employee, what would your booking style be and how will this affect EEW?"
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Posted: Sat Feb 24, 2007 7:06 pm
Sparks: Well basically, I wouldn't be able to do Saturdays and possibly Sundays due to the taping of all of the Celebrity Deathmatches. They do the taping of the matches on Saturday I think. They also do the voiceovers starting on Sunday.
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 12:34 pm
EEW.com="How about your booking style for this other promotion? Will you be fan friendly like Steve Austin was?"
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Posted: Sun Feb 25, 2007 1:44 pm
In FCW, (Full Contact Wrestling) I am currently not accepting bookings from them because I am currently here in EEW. But as far as a fan favorite, I already am one. I was their first FCW Champion in its history.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 12:42 pm
Chris Danzig walks into the interview room, iPod headphones aound his neck.
"Open interview, huh? Well, go ahead and shoot. I've got some time, and this interview needs to be jumpstarted." he says.
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Posted: Mon Feb 26, 2007 1:47 pm
EEW.com="As you wish Chris. First we will try to get to know more about your past. How long have you been wrestling and training before joining EEW and what swayed your decision to join?"
"Sparks, becoming the first FCW Champion must have felt like quite an honor, becoming a part of history. How did it make you feel on that day?"
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