Welcome to Gaia! ::

1. Have you ever milked a monkey? Nope
2. How do you milk a monkey? Uhh pull its utters
3. What letter does your middle name start with? V
4. How many toes do you have? 37
5. Do you shave the top of your feet? Nope
6. When was the last time you cut your toenails? Yesterday
7. If you were an orange, what would your name be? Fdhgfgdbf.
8. Is the cup half empty or half full? Half empty
9. Who gave you that cup? Santian. He drank half.
10. What the heck is a drama llama? an acting llama
11. pirate or ninja? NINJA!
12. When was the last time you blew your nose? never
13. What is the saddest movie you've ever seen? The trix commercial doesnt count as a movie right?
14. What is one movie that you can pretty much repeat line for line? Lilo and stitch!
15. What is your favorite scene of your favorite movie? the night mare before christmas when jack sings "whats this?"
16. Who is your favorite actor? no one
17. Who is your favorite actress? no one, but dakota fanning is adorable mrgreen
18. Pudding or Jello? jello
19. Do you own any vinyl records? nope
20. Do you own a webcam? nope
21. What was your favorite television show as a child? sailor moon!
22. Do you plan to have kids? yes
23. If you were a king or queen, what would your number 1 rule be? you must all HAIL SATAN
24. What is a cult of personality? ...i donno
25. Can you paint with all the colors of the wind? CHEA
26. What is your favorite Disney movie/cartoon? the nightmare before christmas is disney right?
27. Have you seen The Labyrinth (the movie)? uhh no
28. What is the scariest movie you've seen? TEH RING!
29. What is the funniest movie you've ever seen? the longest yard
30. What's purpose of a porpoise? ...huh???
31. Have you ever been cow tipping? nope. i am a cow mrgreen
32. If you could have a pet dolphin, would it be smarter than you? yes
33. Should Pluto be taken out of the planet category? nope
34. If Pluto isn't a planet anymore, will we have to rename Mickey's dog? yes. he has to be uranus
35. What species is Goofy? dog..right??
36. What game systems do you own? none! no wait, a gba
37. Can I have them all? no
38. Do you wear glasses? im getting glasses this thursday
39. Do you know what a poop noodle is? yes
40. Do you know how old PFF is? ...no
41. Did I confuse you when I said PFF? YES
42. Do you donate to people? no im broke
43. Can I ask you why? yea im broke
44. Why? cuz i am
45. Are there mountains in your area of the world? nope im in crappy florida
46. Have you ever been to the ocean? yea
47. Have you ever eaten a worm? yes
48. Have you ever burnt a bug? no
49. Have you ever saved someone from drowning? no i watch then drown
50. Have you ever taken your pet swimming? yes
51. Why do monkey's pee in their mouth? CUZ THEY LIKE PEE
52. Who spanked the baboon's butt? god
53. What was the last movie you saw? pans labrinth
54. What color socks are you wearing? knee high black and grey striped sockz
55. What color underwear are you wearing? ..NEON GREEN
56. What color is the floor/carpet under you? tan
57. Who can you see around you right now? a dark space
58. If you weren't on gaia right now, what else might you be doing? i dont know drawing
59. Do you like hashbrowns with gravy, onions, and A-1 sauce? ew no
60. Did you brush your teeth today? yes
61. Honestly, how many days have you been wearing the socks you're wearing right now? 3
62. Do you own anything pink? EEK NO! PINK MUST DIE!
63. What is the color of the walls in your room? grey
64. Have you ridden a school bus? yes all the time
65. Do you sing in the shower? no
66. Do you pee in the shower? yes
67. Do you blow your nose in the shower? no
68. Do you make spaghetti in the shower? YES
69. Are you tired of me asking about your shower? no
70. What shampoo/conditioner do you usually use? suave
71. Do you have peircings? yea 6
72. What's your favorite emote? whats an emote??
73. If you could be a letter in the alphabet, what would you be? p
74. What is your favorite year of school? my 6th grade year was the best
75. Who was your best friend in first grade? sum girl named amamda
76. Do you know what rocky mountain oysters really are? no
77. Do you know the definition of the word 'dork'? no
78. Do you have any pets? yes
79. Are you scared of insects? YES VERY MUCH
80. Pudding or Jello? pudding
81. Ketchup or mustard? mustard
82. Have you had Gumbo? ...huh??
83. Have you had sushi? yes
84. Do you own any instruments? no
85. Have you ever been pooped on? ...no
86. What is your favorite grandma's name? lolita
87. Do you eat dinner at one table with your family? no
88. Did you ever want a pony? no
89. Do you know how much freakn' food a pony eats? yes as much as me ;;
90. What would fall faster; a pound of butter or a pound of sausage? they fall at the same time
91. What was the last thing you ate? sunflower seeds
92. Do you know what a hyperbole is? yes
93. Do you like math? no
94. Do you write notes on your hands? yes and my mom yells at me for it
95. Close your eyes for 10 seconds right now. write what you see. i see a light
96. Did you have a dream last night? no
97. How many hours of sleep did you get last? 4
98. Did you wake up to an alarm this morning? yes
99. Do you drink coffee? yes
100. Do you believe in fairy's? no
101. Would you consider yourself awesome? no
102. What is one word that you might say is your catchphrase? i knew that!
103. Do your parents allow you to curse in front of them? yes
104. Do/did your parents make you do chores? no
105. Do/did your parents pay you allowance for chores? no ;;
106. Are you listening to music right now? yes
107. If a duck and a coconut had babies, what might they look like? cabbage patch kids
108. Roughly, how many guilds do you belong to? 1
109. What is the first thing you do when you wake up? lay there for five more minutes
110. Do you set your clothes out before bed? no
111. When was the last time you were nervous? today when i had to run a mile in gym
112. Have you traveled somewhere outside of your home country? chea
113. Where were you born? newyork
114. Were you born in a hospital? no
115. How do you want to die? suicide
116. What is your obsession? Jhonen Vasquez.
117. Have you laughed so much it hurt? yes
118. Have you cried so much it hurt? yes
119. Have you cried on purpose to get out of something? yes
120. Have you tasted tears? yes
121. How do you make a crocodile cry? stab it
122. What happens when you give a mouse a cookie? it wants some milk
123. When is the last time you colored something?uhhh. i dont know
124. How old do you act most of the time? my age
125. Have you been punished for something you didn't do? yes
126. Have you ever hid your grades from your parents? chea
127. Have you ever stayed up for more than 24 hours? yea
128. Can you put your legs behind your head? only one
129. When is the last time you blew bubbles in your drink? years ago
130. How often do you drink water? all the time
131. How often do you exercise? every day
132. Have you ever made snow angels? yes
133. Have you ever built a sand castle? no
134. Have you broken any bones? yea
135. Have you ever seen a ghost? YES
136. Do you remember your first crush? yea
137. Have you ever written something on a bathroom wall/door/mirror? yea
138. Have you ever gotten caught passing notes in school? all the time
139. Do you like the smell of permanent markers? yea
140. Do you like the smell of gas? no eww
141. What is your favorite smell? POTAYTOES
142. What is your favorite sound? screaming
143. Describe the feeling of sand/mud between your toes. gushy
144. Have you ever made someone eat something nasty? yes
145. Did you spray yourself with a fragrance today? no
146. Icecream; cup or cone? cup
147. Have you ever given a friend bad advice? no
148. When was the last time you got your hair cut? a couple months ago
149. How old were you 5 years ago? 98
150. Do you remember the Alamo? nope i saw it in my us history text book though
151. What do you think about cloning? tis awesome
152. If you could go back in time, what time period would you end up in? THE TIME OF NINJAS
153. Where did the phrase "I'm so hungry I could eat a horse" come from? micheal jackson
154. Do you think someone has ever eaten a whole horse? ...maybe
155. Do you believe in Paul Bunyan? ...??who??
156. How tall are you? 5'3
157. What shirt are you wearing? a tank top
158. When was the last time you washed your sheets? like a week ago
159. Are you picky about what type of milk you drink? no
160. What's your favorite breakfast food? waffles
161. What was the reason for your last doctor visit? shots
162. Do you have any birthmarks? yea
163. What was the last CD you bought? P!ATD a fever you cant sweat out
164. Who killed Roger Rabbit? me
165. Who dunnit? me
166. Do you know how to swim? yea
167. If you could have a super power, what would it be? to pause time
168. Birds or bees? birds
169. Have you been stung by a bee? no
170. Do you know how to lasso? no
171. Have you been fishing? no
172. Have you caught any fish? no
173. Have you kissed a fish? yes
174. Have you rubbed a lamp which resulted in a genie popping out? yes!!
175. Do you believe in a thing called love? yes
176. Can you find Waldo? chea!
177. When is the last time you played with water guns? years ago
178. Did you participate in WWII? ???
179. Are you scared of old people? yes they will eat my brain!!!
180. Do you know the story behind the children's song "ring around the rosy"? yea its about the black plaque thing
181. If it was 7:00pm, where might you be? out side
182. If it was 10:00 pm, where might you be? outside
183. Do you know any good irish drinking songs? nope
184. Have you been camping? no
185. Has a bear ever tried to eat your food? no
186. Have you ever karate chopped a bear for trying to eat your food? no
187. Have you ever had a tea party? no
188. What way does the cookie crumble? BY MY FIST
189. Do you dip your cookies in milk? yea
190. Do you have certain ways to eat your food? no
191. Are there certain things you can't/ shouldn't eat? yes. partially hydrogenated foods IM NOT A NERD
192. Have you ever been stinked by a skunk? no
193. What's your favorite nickname? PENUT BUDER JELLY TIME
194. How many rooms are in your house/living place? 5
195. Do you share a room with someone else? yea
196. Where is the computer located at in your house? my brothers room
197. Can I pay you back Wednesday for a hamburger today? yes
198. Do you know what the most wonderful thing about Tigger's is? his ugly face
199. Do you sing in the produce isle? no
200. Is the grass greener on the other side? no
201. Do you know what a 'muck-raker' is? ..someone who rackes mud
202. Do you know what a 'brown-noser' is? no
203. Why was the Brown Eyed Girl never named? she had no name
204. Have you ever been on a boat? yes
205. Have you ever been on a plane? yes
206. Have you ever been on a plane... FULL OF SNAKES!? i am the snake
207. Would you survive an atomic attack no
208. Can I have a hug? YES
209. Can I have another? sure
210. Will you take me home with you? sure
211. Have you ever changed a diaper? yes
212. Have you ever changed an adult diaper? nope
213. Do you usually make alot of typos? yes
214. Do you use lotion? yes
215. Do you play any sports? no
216. Do you watch any sports? yes
217. Could you survive a zombie attack? chea!
218. Do you know how to shoot a gun? no
219. Do you know how to launch a snot rocket? ..sure..
220. Are you an organized person? no!
221. Are you questing right now? no
222. Do you have a story behind your gaia avi? no
223. How high have you gotten in the avatar arena? no
224. What can you do with a rubber band, stick of gum, thumb tack, and a balloon? pop the balon with the thumb tack and eat the gum. when im done ill put the gum in the ballon wrap the rubber band around it and throw it your face!
225. Have you ever went apple picking? no
226. Have you ever been to a bee farm? no
227. Have you ever broken a mirror? yes
228. Have you ever shouted at the top of your lungs "cowabunga!" nope
229. Who is your favorite comedian? jeff foxworthey
230. Who is your favorite actor/actress? no body
231. Do you have a funny joke to share? yea there was a sea cucumber and a molesk, no wait a ..yea a sea cumber and a molest and the sea cucumber walks up to the- well he doesnt walk.......
232. Is it true that you learn something new everyday?
233. Is it harder to swim in syrup than water or would it be the same? teh same
234. Have you ever blown anything up in the microwave? yea a potaytoe IM NOT LYING!
235. Have you been burned on the 4th of July? no
236. What is your favorite salad dressing? lemon juice
237. Who won the war in my pants? me
238. Do your ears hang low? no
239. What is one thing about your body that sets you apart from most others? my huge butt
240. Can you pat your head and rub your belly? yes
241. Can you do a summersault? yes
242 . Can you do a back flip? i wish!
243. Can you burp on command? no
244. Can you burp the alphabet? no
245. How far have you gotten burping it? a
246. When did you learn to swim? when i was like 4
247. Do you have any cute baby stories? yea one time a peed in your face!!
248. Are you photogenic? no
249. Are you hypoalergenic? no
250. Whoever heard of a Snozberry? willy wonka
251. What have you eaten today? crap
252. What have you been craving that you haven't had in a while? real food
253. What is your favorite food? sunflower seeds
254. Could you swim in your favorite food? uhh i dont think so
255. Have you jumped on a trampoline? yea i owned one when i was little
256. Have you launched a snot rocket? no
257. Have you been skinny dipping? no
258. Have you been chunky dipping? no
259. Chug-a-lug? ..?
260. Have you slid down the hall in your socks? chea!!!
261. Have you eaten a bug? yes
262. What's your favorite sushi? none
263. What is your favorite fruit? aples
264. What vegitable would win in a vegitable war? carrots
265. Do you watch Adult Swim? yes
266. What is your favorite channel? 73 comedy central
267. When was the last time you ran through the sprinklers? when i was like 3
268. When was the last time you rode a bike? a very long time ago
269. Do you own a rubber ducky? no
270. How old will you be in 3 years? 16
271. Do you consider yourself shy? no
272. Do you consider yourself creative? yes
273. How many showers do you take in an average week? 4
274. What is on your desk right now? stuff
275. What brand is your favorite pair of shoes? skater shoes
276. Who is your best friend? vickey
277. What is the scariest thing you've encountered? my mom
278. Do you have a bf/gf at the moment? no
279. Where are you right now? crappy florida
280. What is your favorite TV show? american idol
281. What is your favorite website? myspace
282. What do you think of PFF? ..??
283. What do you think of this thread? ..no comment
284. Have you joined PFF's guild? .no
285. What do you think should be the prize for finishing these questions? lots of gold and a dark halo!
286. How many questions do you think should be listed here? less
287. How many people do you think will finish this? 3
288. How much would could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? LOTS
289. Do you have a jar of pickles in your house? YES
290. Can you FedEx it to me, please? no they are mine!!
291. Have you ever met someone from the internet that you didn't already know previously? yes
292. What makes you tick? coffe
293. If there was a cheese rolling contest, what cheese would roll the fastest? chedder
294. Which way do you prefer your cheese; blocks/squares, shredded, melted, other? other
295. Have you every eaten stinky cheese? no
296. What was the weirdest thing you've eaten? bear meat
297. Have you watched a tv show and thought "hey, I could be on that show"? If so, which one? no
298. Have you been punched in the face? no
299. Have you punched someone else in the face? yes
300. Have you punched yourself in the face? no
301. What is the weather like in your town today? kinda chilly
302. If you could live anywhere, where would it be? new york
303. If you could talk to mermaid's, what would be the first thing you said/asked? HAHA YOU HAVE NO FEET
304. If you could have a pet dinosaur, which species would it be and what would you name it? the flying one. i would name it PTRE
305. If you could meet anyone you wanted, who would it be? jhonen vasquez
306. What is one talent you wish you had? i wish i was flexible
307. If you could make your house out of a certain food, what would it be? sunflower seeds
308. Do you like reptiles? yes
309. Do you think you're popular on gaia? no
310. How many people on your gaia friendlist do you know personally? uhh 3
311. How many people on your gaia friendlist did you invite to gaia? none
312. How often are you on gaia? almost every day
313. What is your favorite video game? i donno
314. Paste whatever you have on your clipboard. If nothing, just say so. icon_biggrin.gif nothing on my clipbord
315. When was the first time, if ever, you colored your hair? about 2 weeks ago
316. What were you for halloween last year? me
317. What do you plan to do this year? live
318. Do you think trick-or-treating is for a certain age group? If so, what age group? yea 4-9
319. What is the age that you can drive in your state/country? 16
320. Do you think people born on halloween are evil? no
321. What are you listening to right now? sherwood
322. What time do you anticipate your next meal to be? tomorow
323. What do you anticipate your next meal will be? nothing
324. What's better, pen or pencil? pen
325. What color ink do you like using best? black
326. When you color, what do you use (crayon, colored pencils, markers, etc.)? colored pencils
327. Have you ever joined a protest? no
328. What is the largest animal you have seen with your own two eyes? elphant
329. What is the largest animal you have touched? my brother
330. What large theme parks have you been to? disney, hershey park
331. When is the last time you slide down a slide? a very long time ago
332. When and what was the last thing you broke? today my pencil
333. Your belly button - iny or outy? its actually inbetween its an outi but its kinda of in the hole
334. Have you gotten a manicure/pedicure in the last year? no
335. When was the last time it rained in your area? today
336. How often do you eat out (restraunt, fast food)? almost never
337. When is the last time you got a bloody nose? i donno
338. When was the last time you cried and why? when my best friends dad died rest in peace P.A.W
339. When was the last time you laughed and why? toaday. my friends always make me laugh
340. What is one joke that never fails to make you laugh? PUDDING
341. Do you like roller coasters? yes
342. Do you have a lisence to drive? no
343. Do you have a lisence to kill? no i get away with murder
344. Could I borrow it? sure
345. Which peanut butter do you prefer; chunky, smooth, creamy, etc.? smooth
346. What is your favorite flavor jelly/jam? grape
347. What is your favorite breakfast food? waffles
348. What do you usually make to eat when you're lazy? no
349. Do you wash dishes? yes
350. What dish soap is used for your dishes? joy
351. What's the most expensive thing you own? my jack jacket
352. What is the most times you've skipped a rock (if any)? 4
353. What religion are you? wiccan
354. How old were you when you recieved/gave your first kiss? 11
355. Gummy bears or worms? worms
356. What soap do you use to wash your body (bar, liquid, etc.)? bar
357. Do you prefer pants or shorts? pants
358. Who would win in a fight; a kangaroo or a panda bear? PANDA BEAR
359. What would be the finishing move? the panda eats the kangaroos head!
360. Who/what is your favorite comic book character?Dakr Mousy
361. Is your current avi your goal? no
362. What was the inspiration to your current avi? moofy, the demented voice in my head
363. Have you entered in the avatar contest before? If so, what was the best score? no
364. Have you tried pickled pigs feet? no
365. If you were stranded with no food in a group of people, how long would you hold out untill you resorted to cannibalism? 2 days
366. If you were stranded with no food in a group of people, how long would you expect to survive before they ate you? 2 days
367. If you woke up next to me, what would be your first reaction? ????holy crap who are you?
368. Do you know what PFF looks like under her lunar cowl? no
369. Did you know PFF was a girl? no
370. What do you like best about PFF? ...
371. Finish this sentence: Excuse me, half an hour ago ___ i peed in that toilet
372. Finish this sentence: It was just last week that I ___ bite your arm off
373. Finish this sentence: It wasn't me, I swear, it was ___ the vioce in my head
374. Finish this sentence: You think this sort of thing ___ is bad, but in some countries, being born with one eyeball can be very good
375. Finish this sentence: Perhaps all it takes is ___ pandas
376. Finish this sentence: Curiosity ___ is spelled with a "k"
377. Finish this sentence: Pudding? No no, I asked ___ for shmudding
378: Finish this sentence: You're doing it all wrong, look, ___ you put your hand all the way back here and then pull you under wer to give your self a wedgie
379. What does your dream house look like? scary and black
380. What is your favorite flower? black suzzies
381. If you were a farm animal, what would you be? a cow
382. Have you ever been on a plane? yes
383. Have you ever been on a train? yes
384. Have you ever been on an elephant? i wish
385. Have you ever been attacked by an animal? a mouse
386. Finish the sentence: Pedestrians are ___ boring
387. Finish the sentence: The only thing I want to do right now is ___ sleep
388. Finish the sentence: Gaia is my ___ lover
389. Finish the sentence: Gimme one second, I'm ___ busy
390. What would you do with a million dollars? spend it on stuff
391. Have you found these questions entertaining? yea
392. With that last question, wouldn't you think it would mark the end of the questionaire? i guess
393. Do you like endings with a surprising twist? yes
394. What is the last book you read? lemony sniket, THE END
395. Do you consider yourself mature? yes
396. What sort of creature is Kirby? my lover!!!
397. If a stranger gave you $50 and ran away, what would you do with it? keep it
398. How many push ups can you do? 1.5
399. When is the last time you went swimming? weeks ago
400. When was the last time you got 'all dressed up'? idono
401. Do you have a curfew? no
402. Shaken or stirred? stirred
403. chocolate or vanilla? vanilla
404. What is your favorite genre of film? comedy
405. What is your favorite genre of music? alternative
406. Do you own a turkey? yes
407. Why/why not? because i just do
408. What is your mother's middle name? eevet
409. What is your father's middle name? shamabolldasere
410. Switch their middle names. Is it funny? yes
411. If you were famous and needed protection, how many people would you request protect you? 2
412. What would you call the people who watched out for you? my chocolate peeps
413. Does anything on your body hurt right now? yea my robs ;;
414. What color is your hair right now? brown with red
415. When was the last time you shaved? 3 days ago
416. Finish this sentence: Boys are made of ___. peanuts
417. Finish this sentence: Girls are made of ___. cashews
418. Have you ever had a black eye. no
419. What was the first CD you ever owned? i donno
420. Do you still own audio casette tapes? yes
421. Do you still own VCR tapes? no
423. If you could create your own invention, what would it do? stuff
424. What is your favorite time of day? night
425. What is your favorite time of year? halowwenn
426. Where is your favorite place to shop? hot topic
427. What month is your birthday in? april
428. Do you still (if ever) countdown the days untill your birthday? no
429. What brand of deoderant do you use? i never really looked..
430. Why type of toothpaste do you use? colgate
431. Hard or soft toothbrush bristles? soft
432. What sort of hair brush do you use? a normal one
433. What color are your sheets? grey
434. When is the last time you slept on a couch?yesterday
435. What is the newest CD you have purchased? p!atd
436. What is your height? 5'3
437. What do you plan to name your first boy? kyle
438. What do you plan to name your first girl? kiki
439. What age do you plan to talk to your future child about the 'birds and the bees'? 10
440. Who was stupid enough to use the analogy of birds and bees? I mean come on... birds EAT bees! lol!
441. What is your least favorite animal and why? the liger cuz its a mutant
442. What color are your eyes? green
443. Are you close to your family? not really
444. When you walk into your room, what is the first thing you notice? my clothes alover the floor
445. Are you crafty? yes
446. What are carrots good for? your eyess
447. What is the most important thing you learned in school? scool sucks
448. What is the most important thing you learned from your parents? parenting is not worth it
449. When is the last time you went on a trip/vacation? i donno
450. Are you a good cook? yes
451. Would you rather have crusty boogers or a runny nose? runny nose
452. Do you like spicy mustard (dijon) or regular recipe? reg
453. Pepsi or Coke? niether
454. What is your favorite brand/flavor of chips? guakamolie
455. Do you believe in aliens? does bush count?
456. Would you rather swim with sharks or be in a feild with buffalo's during an earthquake? sharks
457. Have you ever got an empty fortune cookie?no
458. Do you have a certain way you open fortune cookies? no
459. Fried rice or white rice? fried
460. Can you use chop sticks? yes
461. Have you everseen what a woodchuck could chuck? no
462. Do you think think camel's have nice humps? no
463. Would you touch a camel hump? no
464. Don't you think there is more than one Waldo? yes
465. Do you think someone touches you at night in your sleep? ekk i hope not
466. Do you think your neighbors own a weapon of mass destruction? i think they are a part of the mafia
467. Are there more funnier things in your than just your funny bone?yes
468. Have you ever called someone using a BananaPhone? Did it work? yes!
469. Have you ever thought that someone was watching you and you turned around to find a squirrel, and could have swore it was smiling at you? yea
470. Do you own a camera? yes
471. Finish the sentence: "Snap, crackle, ___" pop
472. Finish the sentence: "Jesus was ___" cool
473. Finish the sentence: "I like ___" pie
474. Finish the sentence: "Aliens ___" are dum
475. Finish the sentence: "Programmed to ___" kill
476. Finish the sentence: "a heard of rabbit ___" food
477. Finish the sentence: "I couldn't be ___" you!
478. Finish the sentence: "Your feet ___" smell
479. Finish the sentence: "I wake up to ___" an alarm
480. Finish the sentence: "One day everyone ___" will bow down to may jolly boots of doom!
481. Finish the sentence: "Pudding tastes ___" like soap
482. Finish the sentence: "Ducks ___" anoy me
483. Finish the sentence: "Push ___" away
484. Finish the sentence: "If my dog ran away ___" kill it
485. Finish the sentence: "Pickles are ___" crunchy
486. Where is your ideal place to live? the dark
487. What is your favorite thing in your room? my scetch book
488. What keys, if any, are fadded on the keyboard you're using right now? none
489. What kind of computer do you own, if any? a crappy windows 98
490. What is your favorite flower? black suzzie
491. Which do you prefer: paper clip or staple? staple
492. Which do you prefer: tape or glue? tape
493. Recite your favorite quote. "why do we need to be sanitary when the worlds so filthy anyway??"
494. Change 3 words in your favorite quote to make it sound a little funny."why do we nedd to be pickles when the pudding is so green anyway?"
495. Are you good at drawing? yes
496. Can you sing? not for my life
497. What is your greatest accomplishment? being the fastest runner in my gym cass
498. Who was the last person you talked to and what relation do they have to you? leah. she is JESUS
499. How do you like your coffee? bitter
500. What is your favorite beverage? coffee
501. What would one find in your favorite sandwich? peanut buder
502. How close is your house to the freeway/highway? i donno
503. Have you ever been in an automobile accident? If so, who's fault was it? yes, it was my step dads fault
504. Do you/did you name your stuffed animals? i used to
505. Do you still have any stuffed animals, and if named, name them. no
506. What was the name of your kindergarden teacher? i donno
507. What was your favorite thing about kindergarden? sleeping
508. Have you ever changed a diaper? yes
509. What was the highest tempurature you had during a fever? 102
510. Which is it: beer before liquor, or liquor before beer? i donno
511. What are twosies? two things
512. What was the time and weight you were born at? 12:34 i have n oidea what my weigt was
513. Where were you born (hospital, ambulance, tub, etc.)? my porch
514. Do you know what you want to be when you "grow up"? a cartoonist
515. Are you/were you in any sports in school? track
516. If you met an alien, what might it look like? me
517. Do you read the newspaper? no
518. Do you watch the televised news? no
519. How often do you use google? not alot
520. Are you a registered ebay user? no
521. Have you ever bought anything online? no
522. What color are your bedsheets? grey
523. What's under your bed? a monste
524. Look up; what do you see? dark
525. Look left; what do you seee?dark
526. Look right; what do you see? dark
527. Look down; what do you see? dark
528. Look behind you; what do you see? dark
529. What color are the walls in your bathroom? white
530. What flooring does your kitchen have (ex: tile, hardwood, etc.)? tile
531. If you were a king or queen, what would you call your kingdom? elmos world
532. If you were a king or queen, what would you call your subjects? my peoples
533. If you were a king or queen, what would you require your subjects refer to you as? PENUT BUDER JELLY TIME

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