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Guh. GBR I hate how you write so good. Okay, I'll try my best, just for you. biggrin Well... Here goes... neutral

Sasuke likes Tomato Soup

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Sasuke looked down at his frilly pink apron and absently wondered, how she had managed to talk him into it this time.

Saturday mornings at the soup kitchen were not Sasuke's daily cup of tea. He had better things to be doing instead of handing out soup bowls to homeless people. But, no, she had insisted on him helping her this morning. Good Karma, and Bad Karma and whatnot.

---Here, and the rest down is...bad. Doesn't make sense at all. This was where I stopped caring... cry ---

He growled as he filled up another soup bowl, holding it out to the next person in his line. The sweet smell of tomatoes wafted up to his nose, the strong smell making him gag. Something wasn't right. He didn't feel so good... Was he catching cold?

"A-Ano, Sasuke...Are you...okay?"

He turned sharply, nearly dropping the wooden ladel into his pot.

"What!?" he seethed, losing his calm facade for a brief second, only to falter as he realized, it was Hinata that was speaking to him. He watched her turn a few shades of red before he responded. (calmly this time) "What, Hinata?"

"...You don't..." she hesitated, "You don't look so good..."

"It nothing." He mumbled, but it was too late, he stepped back, eyes widening a fraction as she stepped up, placing a cold hand on his forhead.

"You... feel hot."She murmmered. " If... You don't want to be here, you can g-go home and lay down." She offered.

He felt his cheeks get hot, and pushed her hands away from his face, feeling uncomfortable. "It's fine, We're almost done anyway right?"

He watched as her the corner of her lips pulled into a frown, concern starting to show in her eyes. "No. Sasuke, you're sick. You should go home and lay down." He opened his mouth, trying to protest, but was cut off."No. Go now." She pointed at the door, before giving him a light peck on the cheek. "Get plenty of rest."

"Alright." He sighed. Was it just him, or did he give in way to easily when it came to this girl?

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Later:
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"Sasuke... Sasuke wake up..." Hinata poked the Uchiha in the side, trying to wake him up, albeit unsuccessfully.

She uncapped the lid of the tupperware container and and brought the contents underneath his nose.

"What. Is. That. horrible smell?" He growled, forcing back down the vomit that threatened to escape his stomach.

"Finally. You're awake! I brought you your favorite! Tomato soup!."

He mentally groaned,'Oh no. Did Hinata forget? I hate tomatoes.'

"What? Oh... I guess I forgot..." she grinned sheepishly, sensing his discomfort. "Well, more for me then." She took her spoon and scooped up the tupperware's vile contents and popped it in her mouth happily. "You sure you don't want any?" She turned to him, only to find a small smile gracing his lips. "What? Sasuke? Is your forhead hot again?" She let out a small 'eep', as she found her face suddenly buried in Sasuke's chest.

"S-Sasuke? What-" He cut her off planting his lips against hers, kissing her sweetly. He pulling back seconds later, licking his lips, tasting the sweet remnants of the tomato soup from her lips.

"Hinata...You talk too much."

'Maybe...', Sasuke thought,'Tomato soup wasn't so bad after all...'

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Gah. I'm so rusty. I need to write more.

That was probably one of the suckiest things I've ever written. I don't know what the point was. At least I included the tomato soup part right?

This was alot longer than I planned it to be...Oh well.

Right. Next Idea....


[Sasuke likes ducks]

Haha. Random. Yeah...

Sasuke likes Cosplay

Okay. I decided to give this another shot. Let's see how well I do shall we?

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"Teme! Guess who's going to Konoha's Annual Cosplay Convention!? C'mon! Just guess, Just guess!"

Sasuke looked up at the blonde shinobi warily. Dammit, How was the dobe so hyper so early in the morning?

"Who,Naruto?" He averted his eyes back to his newly polished kunai and shuriken, inspecting them carefully.

"I am!" The blonde shouted exuberantly. "And, you're just jealous!" He bragged.

His head jerked back up, his eyes now glaring at the boy. "Jealous? Jealous of you? Why? would I be jealous of an idiot like you?"

"My cosplay skills, duh." He retorted as if stating the obvious.

"Cosplay?"

"What!? Sasuke-teme. You've never heard of cosplay?"

"Of course I have dobe." Sasuke scowled. Secretly it was a favorite pastime of his. Cosplaying. He enjoyed it. Dressing up as his favorite character and parading off and pretending to be like them. It also came in handy too.

When he cosplayed, fangirls never followed him. What fangirl would run around chasing an obsessed Otaku?

...

Exactly.

"-So, Teme, Are you going to go or what!? They're going to have a ramen give away! I just gotta have some!"

"Whatever. Aren't you fat enough? Do honestly need anymore ramen in your system? Take a look at that pouch of yours. You need to train more." He scoffed.

Sasuke stood up slowly, dusting off his legs. He walked to the edge of the clearing then stopped, turning his head ever so slightly before calling out to the oblivious blonde,"By the way,"he drawled. "Your fly's open." And with that he left, leaving the red faced shinobi sputtering in the clearing.

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Sasuke stepped out of his house feeling satisfied with his acomplishment as he adjusted his wig. He couldn't believe it.

He actually finally finished!

Cosplay Convention, Here I come!

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Naruto looked down at his costume and grinned widely. He was going to win the contest for sure! Nobody could possibly beat his Instant Ramen suit!

He looked up across the square, suprised to see Sasuke... in a wig no less!

"Teme! Teme! Sasuke-teme! Over here!" He stood on his toes and waved his arms around wildly, trying to get the avenger's attention.

Sasuke scowled in annoyance as he made his way towards the hyper-active ninja. Strange... Was he wearing... A ramen suit? "What are you wearing?" he asked, then added as an after thought,"Dobe."

"Uh, duh! It's ramen!" Naruto shouted. "Geez, and they said that you were smart."

Sasuke bristled, and was about to respond with and insult until he cut him off, waving towards someone in the distance.

"Hey look! It's Sakura! Over here!" he beckoned. Sasuke turned to were he was pointed and saw that it was, indeed, Sakura follwed by a very quiet Hyuuga.

Great, Just what I needed. More fan girls.

"Sasuke, Sasuke! I haven't seen you in forever! Have you been avoiding me?" She scolded.

"Aww. Sakura! How come you didn't say Hi to me!?" Naruto asked.

"Shut-up you idiot! I just saw you yesterday. I haven't seen my Sasuke-kun in ages!"

"Mou." he pouted, but then brightened immediately when he saw the shy Hyuuga heiress standing behind the bubble gum haired kunoichi. "Hinata-chan! How are you doing?"

"K-Konnichiwa...N-Naruto-kun..." She blushed a bright red. "I-I'm fine." She turned to Sasuke, bowing her head slightly,"Uchiha-san."

"Hn."


Okay, this is turning out longer than I thought. I'll try to wrap this up... But, not now. I need to be somewhere right now. I'll come back and finish this later. Sorry!

I don't think I'll be able to finish this soon, so i'll just go ahead and post up the next one...

--Sasuke likes going to the spa. (To get facial treatments. biggrin Have you ever wondered how his skin was so flawless and pale?)-- crying

(We need to keep this alive man! scream )

Hinata held her hand to her mouth trying to muffle her giggles. All day she has been watching romantic comedy movies. After she bursted out laughing she sighed dreamlily. she always wished her love life would be like these movies. Naruto didnt give her any humor in their love so she gave up.
Then her door slide open ever slightly, revealing a hyuga on their knee's bowing.
"Hinata-sama! Hisashi-sama asks you to head out for food." the branch member said not looking up. She nodded even knowning that the branch member wasnt looking. After her door closed she slipped on her training shoes and took the short cut out by jumping out the window. (sounds like suicide O_o)

Hinata still smiled to herself thinking about the funyn scene of the movie. It was were Takeshi had tripped over his own two feet and Landed on the main girl Mizuki accidentally kissing her when they hit ground.
(give me another day its late sweatdrop )

Ummm...Well. I want to keep this alive. It's been a long time since I posted here. Since there was no prompt. I'll make up my own. And then give another.
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Sasuke likes fire. twisted

The night was still, only the crackling of firewood heard in the dense forest on the outskirts of Konoha. The fire radiated its orange glow and warmth towards a man who sat quite outside of that radius. He neither seemed to appreciate the warmth nor the light it offered. Uchiha Sasuke, eyes staring trance-like into the fire, sat, his back to a sturdy tree, his hands grasping his Kusanagi sword. He was back home.

Albeit, he was not inside the village walls. Not until the Godaime agreed to let him back in. Sasuke had to agree that he had gotten too big for his boots. Insulting the gambling, drunkard of a woman and undermining her authority upon his arrival was probably not the best idea if he was intent on returning and staying in Konoha. Kakashi had warned him not to play with fire. He was already on thin ice as it was.

Sasuke scoffed as he threw another piece of wood into the fire. Sparks flew as it landed in the fire and Sasuke admired the way the log was instantly consumed. Of course, Sasuke scowled when a small part at the back of his mind noted that he was like that piece of wood. No. Now Uchiha Sasuke was the fire. Now it was he that consumed. He who ravished but provided light...warmth. .

"Are you here to kill me or escort me back home?" asked Sasuke, his voice emanating out into the dark silence. He neither moved or let his gaze stray from the fire and Hinata was not surprised that he had sensed her before she had even neared 50 metres.
She sped through the trees, her ninjaken ringing as she drew it out to thrust through the tree that Sasuke sat behind.
"Wrong tree, I suppose."
Hinata turned to find Sasuke still leaning, still watching the fire. She had expected that. Genjutsu was a Sharingan specialty after all. She should have noted it with a genjutsu specialist for a teacher but even Kurenai would have had trouble against the Sharingan.

"Uchiha Sasuke, you will be escorted dead or alive back to Konoha."
"With one ANBU for the job? I think not."
"You want to go home, don't you?"
"I'll enter when I'll go and the gates open for me."
"On your own terms..."
Sasuke looked up at the ANBU woman, absently noting the curve of her breasts and hips. He nodded.
"On my own terms."
"You realise you should have no terms. Naruto is half-dead and Sakura...Sakura.."
"Is not dead. I know what I did. They will recover."
Hinata pulled the ninjaken out with a hard jerk. Leaping across the fire, she landed a knee across his chest and her blade against his carotid artery.
Hinata mentally clapped herself on the back before realising quickly that he had no intention on moving. His Kusanagi, she noted was by his side now.

"Do not think I will hesitate to kill you. Do not underestimate me."
White stare into black and neither is sure whether it is the black that is slowly tainted with white or the other way around.
"Ahh, but Naruto would never forgive you...Hinata."
"How do yo-?"
He is silent as he stares beyond her and she is compelled to turn her head. The fire crackles and he rolls on top of her, her ninjaken thrown to the side. She does not struggle as he pulls off her mask and descends onto her to kiss her roughly. She stares into the fire and he feels compelled to turn his head to watch as well when a sharp blade thrusts in between his ribs.

He gasps, staring down at Hinata who gazes up at him, her bright eyes a fluorescent orange. He smirks as he draws her and the kunai further into him.

"So. You like fire too."

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What was that about? Even I dunno. Just enjoy the angst. Or whatever it was. It makes some sense...right?

Prompt:

Sasuke likes blood.


I'm making this thread a lil darker. Eh-he-he-HEHHHHH.
twisted

Sasuke had a dilemma.

He was six years old and already the highest in his class. He was a very skilled fighter, despite his very young age. He was thought to be amazing at anything a ninja could need to know (considering his age-group, at least), from following someone to kicking their butt.

Sasuke could fight, stalk, read, write, figure out problems, run extremely fast, win at any sport, skillfully use kunai, jump far-- he was a good student with plenty of potential.

However, Sasuke still had a dilemma. While training in the forest, he had dropped his house key into a lake nearby, and he needed it to get back into his home.

Why couldn't he just jump in and pick it back up?

Because one thing Sasuke could not do was swim. When he was younger he almost drowned when he'd try to, and so it now scared him to even go into water like this.

He certainly had a dilemma, yes.

It was to Sasuke's wonderful luck and secret joy that one of his classmates happened to see him drop his key in, and see him just stand their at the edge of the water dumbfounded.

The classmate eventually wandered over next to Sasuke, curiosity getting the best of her. Sasuke hadn't been paying attention, and was surprised to suddenly see her there, but realizing that she was simply weak little Hinata who couldn't do anything at all, his shock turned to uncaring.

"Um... Sasuke?" Hinata questioned, unsure of why he wasn't attempting to rescue his key. "W...was that your house key?"

He sighed in irritation and answered, "Yes, that was my house key."

"A...aren't y-you going to... to go g-get it then?" Hinata questioned further.

To this, Sasuke blushed slightly, and Hinata was take aback.

"S-Sasuke...?!" She said. 'Sasuke Uchiha, embarrassed? About not saving a key? Maybe... he can't swim?'

"What?!" He asked, annoyed and ashamed at his stupid disability. Out of everything he could do, why couldn't he achieve the pathetically easy task of swimming?

Hinata slipped off her sandals, emptied some stuff from her pockets, and dove into the water, swimming down, grabbing the lost item, and coming back up and out if it, handing the key to the astounded Sasuke.

"I... I'm sure if you j-just practice, you... you c-can swim too soon." Hinata said, replacing her shoes and filling her pockets again. "I... I'll see you i-in school tomorrow." And so she left.

Sasuke stood there, disbelieving. She couldn't do anything, and Sasuke could do anything- but the one thing he couldn't she had already mastered.

Sasuke was planning to practice his swimming now, as he walked to his home, very grateful to Hinata for rescuing his key and thus allowing him back in.

Perhaps she wasn't as weak as he originally perceived.

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Crappy, I know, but hey, why let this die out again?

Umm...

Hinata doesn't drink.

(Completely random, but I'm in a hurry of sorts, so please just good luck!)