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 Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:37 pm
Setting: At the Zoo with my Aunt Megan (Whom I called Auntie May-May at the time)
Me: "Auntie May-May! I wanna see the seals! Please?!?!?"
Aunt Megan: (Looking at a Capybara, a giant rat/rabbit) "No! We just saw the seals! We're looking at the big bunny right now."
Me: "But I wanna see the seals!"
Megan: "No. We might see them later, but not now!"
Me: (In the loudest voice my 4-year-old lungs could muster) "F*** BIG RABBIT!!!"
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:38 pm
Demon Duck of Doom Raven_Ridge Demon Duck of Doom Raven you are one odd duck....way cool.... xp (Which quote are you referring to? "James Michael the Evil?" or "Sock-Segregation?") just in general....you is odd....that a good thing... (Me?!? ODD?!?!? Never!!! *Said as sarcastically as humanly possible, but in a "I'm-making-fun-of-myself" way, not a "Duh-you-idiot" way.)
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:40 pm
Raven_Ridge Setting: At the Zoo with my Aunt Megan (Whom I called Auntie May-May at the time) Me: "Auntie May-May! I wanna see the seals! Please?!?!?" Aunt Megan: (Looking at a Capybara, a giant rat/rabbit) "No! We just saw the seals! We're looking at the big bunny right now." Me: "But I wanna see the seals!" Megan: "No. We might see them later, but not now!" Me: (In the loudest voice my 4-year-old lungs could muster) "F*** BIG RABBIT!!!" I love you...even though you're a guy.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:40 pm
talk2hand Whatever, dude.....
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:45 pm
"Now this is what a horny hippo looks like!"
-My mommy, holding up a picture of Chris
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:44 pm
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese."
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:48 pm
Yes, I'm in my right mind... my left mind is closed for redecorating.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 10:50 pm
Just this afternoon, everything was going my way. That's the moment when I figured out I was driving on the wrong side of the road.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 11:03 pm
JTN "The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese." Oh man I love that one...
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 5:56 am
left handed people are always in their right mind
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:15 am
Heres another early bird thing: The early bird gets the worm, but the early worm gets eaten.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:16 am
I wondred why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:17 am
the early duck gets toast and coffee..... eek whee eek
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:21 am
Police were called to a daycare where a 3- year -old was resisting a rest.
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 10:26 am
definition of nap attack -- 2x4 up side the head....
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