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 Posted: Thu Mar 15, 2007 1:45 pm
evil_nymph9 How did the pig cross the freeway? Hint: Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way" ............I have no idea. I have a joke. There was a couple who lived happily for many years. They almost never argued and loved eachother very much. They never kept any secrets, except the wife had a box, and she would never tell her husband what was in it, buut he loved her too much to care. They seemed unsepprable, until one day, the wife got fataly ill. On her deathbed, she told her husband to bring the box. When he did, she opened it. Inside was two dolls and a check for$95,000. The wife said, "My mother always told me that the ingrediant for a perfect marrige was no arguements. So she told me to crottet (pronounced crow-shay, if you dint know) a doll every time I got mad at you." The man was on the verge of tears. She had only gotten mad at him twice. "But." the man started, "whats the check from?" "Oh," said the woman, "Thats all the money I got from selling the dolls." You like?
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:39 pm
MrGuy0250 evil_nymph9 How did the pig cross the freeway? Hint: Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way" ............I have no idea. I have a joke. There was a couple who lived happily for many years. They almost never argued and loved eachother very much. They never kept any secrets, except the wife had a box, and she would never tell her husband what was in it, buut he loved her too much to care. They seemed unsepprable, until one day, the wife got fataly ill. On her deathbed, she told her husband to bring the box. When he did, she opened it. Inside was two dolls and a check for$95,000. The wife said, "My mother always told me that the ingrediant for a perfect marrige was no arguements. So she told me to crottet (pronounced crow-shay, if you dint know) a doll every time I got mad at you." The man was on the verge of tears. She had only gotten mad at him twice. "But." the man started, "whats the check from?" "Oh," said the woman, "Thats all the money I got from selling the dolls." You like? lol! Nice. Poor guy. The letter F is not in way...I'm confused...
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:40 pm
Celtic Warlock frdee, is it rat poisoning? no. It is not.
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2007 9:41 pm
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Posted: Thu Mar 29, 2007 1:42 pm
There are two boxers paid to fight (not kickboxing). They were suppose to fight for the normal 12 rounds. They ended the match after the sixth round because one boxer knocked the other one out. No man threw a punch. How did this happen?
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2007 9:30 am
Kat Albatou There are two boxers paid to fight (not kickboxing). They were suppose to fight for the normal 12 rounds. They ended the match after the sixth round because one boxer knocked the other one out. No man threw a punch. How did this happen? heart I have no idea.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2007 11:50 am
frdee MrGuy0250 evil_nymph9 How did the pig cross the freeway? Hint: Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way" ............I have no idea. I have a joke. There was a couple who lived happily for many years. They almost never argued and loved eachother very much. They never kept any secrets, except the wife had a box, and she would never tell her husband what was in it, buut he loved her too much to care. They seemed unsepprable, until one day, the wife got fataly ill. On her deathbed, she told her husband to bring the box. When he did, she opened it. Inside was two dolls and a check for$95,000. The wife said, "My mother always told me that the ingrediant for a perfect marrige was no arguements. So she told me to crottet (pronounced crow-shay, if you dint know) a doll every time I got mad at you." The man was on the verge of tears. She had only gotten mad at him twice. "But." the man started, "whats the check from?" "Oh," said the woman, "Thats all the money I got from selling the dolls." You like? lol! Nice. Poor guy. The letter F is not in way...I'm confused... Say 'there's no f in way' outloud-you'll get it.
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:07 am
Kat Albatou There are two boxers paid to fight (not kickboxing). They were suppose to fight for the normal 12 rounds. They ended the match after the sixth round because one boxer knocked the other one out. No man threw a punch. How did this happen? heart Sumo (belly) Boxing?
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Posted: Mon Apr 02, 2007 10:08 am
evil_nymph9 frdee MrGuy0250 evil_nymph9 How did the pig cross the freeway? Hint: Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way" ............I have no idea. I have a joke. There was a couple who lived happily for many years. They almost never argued and loved eachother very much. They never kept any secrets, except the wife had a box, and she would never tell her husband what was in it, buut he loved her too much to care. They seemed unsepprable, until one day, the wife got fataly ill. On her deathbed, she told her husband to bring the box. When he did, she opened it. Inside was two dolls and a check for$95,000. The wife said, "My mother always told me that the ingrediant for a perfect marrige was no arguements. So she told me to crottet (pronounced crow-shay, if you dint know) a doll every time I got mad at you." The man was on the verge of tears. She had only gotten mad at him twice. "But." the man started, "whats the check from?" "Oh," said the woman, "Thats all the money I got from selling the dolls." You like? lol! Nice. Poor guy. The letter F is not in way...I'm confused... Say 'there's no f in way' outloud-you'll get it. <---- look you made me laugh
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Posted: Tue Apr 03, 2007 7:21 pm
evil_nymph9 frdee MrGuy0250 evil_nymph9 How did the pig cross the freeway? Hint: Take the "F" out of "Free" and the "F" out of "way" ............I have no idea. I have a joke. There was a couple who lived happily for many years. They almost never argued and loved eachother very much. They never kept any secrets, except the wife had a box, and she would never tell her husband what was in it, buut he loved her too much to care. They seemed unsepprable, until one day, the wife got fataly ill. On her deathbed, she told her husband to bring the box. When he did, she opened it. Inside was two dolls and a check for$95,000. The wife said, "My mother always told me that the ingrediant for a perfect marrige was no arguements. So she told me to crottet (pronounced crow-shay, if you dint know) a doll every time I got mad at you." The man was on the verge of tears. She had only gotten mad at him twice. "But." the man started, "whats the check from?" "Oh," said the woman, "Thats all the money I got from selling the dolls." You like? lol! Nice. Poor guy. The letter F is not in way...I'm confused... Say 'there's no f in way' outloud-you'll get it. hehe! lol! I get it!
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 1:09 pm
Mystriotrix Kat Albatou There are two boxers paid to fight (not kickboxing). They were suppose to fight for the normal 12 rounds. They ended the match after the sixth round because one boxer knocked the other one out. No man threw a punch. How did this happen? heart Sumo (belly) Boxing? Nope. It was two women boxing! haha. heart
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Posted: Wed Apr 04, 2007 2:37 pm
Kat Albatou Mystriotrix Kat Albatou There are two boxers paid to fight (not kickboxing). They were suppose to fight for the normal 12 rounds. They ended the match after the sixth round because one boxer knocked the other one out. No man threw a punch. How did this happen? heart Sumo (belly) Boxing? Nope. It was two women boxing! haha. heart haha thats awsome
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Posted: Tue Apr 10, 2007 10:53 am
Mystriotrix Kat Albatou Mystriotrix Kat Albatou There are two boxers paid to fight (not kickboxing). They were suppose to fight for the normal 12 rounds. They ended the match after the sixth round because one boxer knocked the other one out. No man threw a punch. How did this happen? heart Sumo (belly) Boxing? Nope. It was two women boxing! haha. heart haha thats awsome Oh! I get it now! I had to read it a few times to understand but lol! that is a good one!
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Posted: Sat May 05, 2007 7:34 am
whee
Okayies.
There are three light switches connected to three light bulbs in another room.
You can only enter that room once.
How can you figure out which switch is for which bulb?
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