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 Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2009 2:55 pm
Wish granted, but now there is no life on earth.
I wish for.... a sammich
xD
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:27 am
Wish granted, but it's made with dog poo.
I wish for a nice day where I can just relax in bed and not have to think about anything.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:12 am
Granted. Congratulations, you're now officially brain dead. Let's hope no one turns the life support off.
I wish I could write a bestseller.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:30 am
Granted! It's horrible and Twilight-esque.
I wish I had the guts to talk to the pretty boy who just walked past me. gonk
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:05 pm
Nooo!
Granted, you talk to him for ages. Sadly he's deaf and doesn't notice.
I wish I didn't have to go to work.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 12:16 pm
Granted, but they fire you and then through a whole bunch of circumstances you end up homeless.
And with internet.
I wiiiiish...
I didn't have to go to technology education.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 4:42 pm
Granted, but your school just found a problem with all of your financing and you got kicked out of school.
I wish... for a neighborhood without all these homeles cats.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 7:53 pm
Eeek.
Granted! Now every single cat in your city lives in your house.
I wish I didn't have a headache.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 8:12 pm
Granted.
But now you have a stomachache.
I wish I......
was sitting in your bedroom.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:50 am
Granted! But you had to swim to get here and on the way a shark ate both your arms right near shore. You were lucky enough to be rescued.
I wish I could beat level 17 on clockwords.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 7:55 am
Granted... but it took you twelve years locked in a padded room to do it as the game has driven you completely and utterly insane.
I wish that the rain would go away.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:38 am
Granted. The rain goes away. Forever. Crops wither. Animals die. The entire planet starves.
I wish I had a cupcake.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 10:50 am
Granted, but in this world all cupcakes and other desert-like concoctions are made of mud and sugarfree icing.
I wish I could get a reply from Guyy.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:05 pm
Granted! But as you see Guyy's post, Chuck Norris roundhouse kicks your head off.
I wish I was bored.
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Posted: Fri Oct 23, 2009 4:37 pm
Granted. Your mother grounds you and you can't do anything but stare at the wall for a month.
I wish I didn't still have so much cleaning to do.
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