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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:25 am
lol, i like that one. you get you wish, but then on your way home you are abducted by aliens, who probe you then send you back and tell you, that they look forward to seeing you again. When you get home, your dad is furious, apparently you where gone all night. he doesn’t believe you where abducted by aliens. he takes away your license and never gives it back.
i wish i didnt have to go to work!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 6:20 pm
You get your wish, but you have to live like a hobo for the rest of your life.
I wish I had new headphones.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:03 pm
you get your wish, but they get too hot and melt to your head.
I wish people would read the rules before posting.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:17 pm
Granted. Now they do, but they forget them anyway just before posting. Lawl.
I wish my ISP (Internet Service Provider) were less crappy.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:43 pm
you get your wish, getting the best internet you could every wish for, but then there customer survice is so good, they call you every hour to see if you need anything and rack up you cell phone bill.
i wish i had all new furniture.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 8:48 pm
You get your wish, but it turned out to come from a haunted factory where a lot of people died long ago, and the furniture turns to be haunted as well, hurting to anybody who touches it and forcing you to buy crappy used ones.
I wish my First Aid skills were pwnsome.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:04 pm
you get your wish but then people start to complain about how good you are cause they feel too good and it feels weird
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:09 pm
nobodyhatesyou you get your wish but then people start to complain about how good you are cause they feel too good and it feels weird You forgot yer wish. domokun Okay, I'll take it as you wished you had a wish. Granted, but now it's too late and you have to wish something else. I wish I had some glasses that could make me able to look through the clothes.
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 9:16 pm
lol sorry forgot that very forgetful that is why i am here and you get your wish but they are so obvious all the girls slap you I wish i had a new comp
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Posted: Mon Jan 22, 2007 10:11 pm
You get a new computer but you spend all you time playing world of warcraft trying to get your character to lvl 58 untill your new one catches a virus that makes you unable to play wow and you are left screaming at your computer because it won't work.
I wish I had a ride to get cigarettes.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:14 pm
i has been granted but when you get there all the cigarettes are sold out my wish is to fly around the world
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 1:19 pm
You get your wish but you end up marooned on an island, not even a tropical island, but a really cold one really close to Antarctica.
I wish I lived on a house boat.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 5:01 pm
Your house boats doesn't float and you sink to the bottom of the pier and live off the barnacles you scrape off and eat.
I wish I had perfect vision.
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 8:53 pm
Granted, now your vision is so perfect that you are able to see every single detail in the world, including every single mistake people do, thus making you very miserable as you're the only one who can see them, and you can't do anything about it.
I wish people stopped mistaking me as goth IRL. stare
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 12:47 pm
They do, but then they start mistaking you as a prep! AHHHH!!!
I wish I had a pet monkey.
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