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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:58 am
Obsessiforge, the coolest geek you'll ever meet
Walks into the class, sees a guy pretending to be a teacher smoking, and chews him out for it. then he walks over to a seat, pulls out a laptop, and simultaneously does last nights homework and answer forum questions, while role playing at the same time.
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 2:55 am
[wakes up]
hey!..isnt school over yet?..i felt like ive been asleep the whole day..what the heck..[lol] isnt there any school staff here at all?..[scratch's head] hmmm.....
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Posted: Mon Aug 20, 2007 12:26 pm
I stand up, turn to face the class and say... "YOU'VE ALL BEEN PUNKED!!" "There IS no teacher! we kidnapped him and stuffed him in a garbage compactor! and now you're all on NATIONAL TELEVISION!!!" Nobody seems to get the joke. I sit back down, dejected.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 10:28 am
bakotama the student who loves to wear bathing suits to school
She walks in and realizes she's still wearing a bikini after a swim from the school. bakotama sighs as she sits down and waits for the 'class' to start.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 6:29 pm
Obsessiforge, the cooles geek you ever will meet takes a picture of the chick who walked in in a bikini with a discreet camera built into his laptop.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 8:59 pm
My hair strands stand out on the edge and suddenly feel nervous that somebody is staring. I look around the classroom, only to see a bunch of students eating and sleeping. And another guy behind his laptop grinning slightly.
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Posted: Tue Aug 21, 2007 11:37 pm
[sigh] [stands up in front of the class] [serious]'i was just kidding everyone! im actually the teacher.............................................
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:15 am
Oh, crap, she's looking at me. I close the files and shut my laptop. I dig into my bag for a book, and pull out "Ender's Game". We were suposed to finish a chapter last night for Physics, which is next period, but I had better things to do. besides, "Ender's Game" is one of my favorites, and I've read it at least two dozen times since I was nine years old. I flip to the chapter and quickly highlight all the important physics concepts the author touches on. After I finish I close the book and look up; a lady with purple hair is saying she's the teacher. Well, I guess fun time's over.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:21 am
I sit still and gawk at how disorientated the classroom was. "What kind of class did I sign up for??" I think. Suddenly a purple-haired girl stands up and declares that she is the teacher.
I raise my hand and ask, "Hey teacher! What will we be learning today then?"
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:41 am
drkngelyuri [sigh] [stands up in front of the class] [serious]'i was just kidding everyone! im actually the teacher............................................. (As a note, though this particular role play is suppose to be freely done, the [brackets] shouldn't be used for action or emotion. If you character is going to turn to the class, you might want to consider stating it like this: 'I stand up in front of the class, a serious look on my face, visible to all. Then, I say in response to the previous statements "I was just kidding everyone! I am actually the teacher."' You could go into even more detail with this post, and possibly add in some description as to how you stand. Maybe you rub the back of your head out of nervousness, or pull you pinkie finger from stress. The little details are what will really make your character come to life.) (Also, as another note, most role plays are not in first person (I, me, myself) but rather fall into third person (your name, He, She, Seth, Albert, etc). I don't know why people seem to prefer this perspective, but most role plays seem to fall into that pattern. They also like past tense, where you make it sound like what you have done has already past. I myself actually fall into present tense in my posts, so it isn't much of an issue.)
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 11:23 am
Tesunie drkngelyuri [sigh] [stands up in front of the class] [serious]'i was just kidding everyone! im actually the teacher............................................. (As a note, though this particular role play is suppose to be freely done, the [brackets] shouldn't be used for action or emotion. If you character is going to turn to the class, you might want to consider stating it like this: 'I stand up in front of the class, a serious look on my face, visible to all. Then, I say in response to the previous statements "I was just kidding everyone! I am actually the teacher."' You could go into even more detail with this post, and possibly add in some description as to how you stand. Maybe you rub the back of your head out of nervousness, or pull you pinkie finger from stress. The little details are what will really make your character come to life.) (Also, as another note, most role plays are not in first person (I, me, myself) but rather fall into third person (your name, He, She, Seth, Albert, etc). I don't know why people seem to prefer this perspective, but most role plays seem to fall into that pattern. They also like past tense, where you make it sound like what you have done has already past. I myself actually fall into present tense in my posts, so it isn't much of an issue.) Thanks for the note Tesunie! biggrin Much appreciated.
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 12:47 pm
((Actually, I think the reason for that is that first person makes it seem like your character is narrating, in which case past tense is grammatically correct. if you use present tense in the first person, your character is either thinking about ongoing events, or telling int in the future, with an added sense of urgency. the first person present tense tends to make everything seem more exciting and urgent. EX: First Person Past: I picked up the phone. A voice told me I was going to die in seven days. I put down the phone, and sat on the couch, not sure whatto think. First Person Present: I pick up the phone. A voice on the other end tells me I am going to die in seven days. I put it down, and sit on the couch, not knowing what to think. ANyways, that's just my take on it. what now?))
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Posted: Wed Aug 22, 2007 10:46 pm
Tesunie drkngelyuri [sigh] [stands up in front of the class] [serious]'i was just kidding everyone! im actually the teacher............................................. (As a note, though this particular role play is suppose to be freely done, the [brackets] shouldn't be used for action or emotion. If you character is going to turn to the class, you might want to consider stating it like this: 'I stand up in front of the class, a serious look on my face, visible to all. Then, I say in response to the previous statements "I was just kidding everyone! I am actually the teacher."' You could go into even more detail with this post, and possibly add in some description as to how you stand. Maybe you rub the back of your head out of nervousness, or pull you pinkie finger from stress. The little details are what will really make your character come to life.) (Also, as another note, most role plays are not in first person (I, me, myself) but rather fall into third person (your name, He, She, Seth, Albert, etc). I don't know why people seem to prefer this perspective, but most role plays seem to fall into that pattern. They also like past tense, where you make it sound like what you have done has already past. I myself actually fall into present tense in my posts, so it isn't much of an issue.) hehe sorry..and thanks
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 1:25 pm
The teacher lady says, "Oops sorry...and thanks." I give her a wierd look. why'd she say that? ((OUT OF CHARACTER USED AGAINST YOU!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm so evil. anyone get it? anyone? no? oh, fudgesicles.))
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Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2007 2:00 pm
obsessiforge The teacher lady says, "Oops sorry...and thanks." I give her a wierd look. why'd she say that? ((OUT OF CHARACTER USED AGAINST YOU!!!!BWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!!! I'm so evil. anyone get it? anyone? no? oh, fudgesicles.)) stares at Obsessiforge and says: mean! i say...ill send you to the principals office hmmp! lol jk ill only give you a detention for now. anyway, this is a school right? what do you wanna learn?
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