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 Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:39 pm
British Dude Eternalnight666 British Dude President Bush was assasinated right before the 2008 U.S. elections, says the reporter. He claimed to have...... (use the word 'screwed' and 'killed' ) ((wtf? you didn't use affair... I shall use it for you 4laugh )) Before his Death President BuSh claimed to have graphic butt sex with the 'Spider Hooker Gopher.' After his Screwing President bush knew he was Screwed. jimbo got so jelous that he killed The president and ........ (USE NECROFILIAC) .....was quite a necrophiliac at the time. He fu*ked president bush and then dumped his body in the Delaware Reiver. His body was discovered while a little old lady was...... (USE BLOW JOB) lmao Reading a book called " Tax inflastion, the american b*****b" The boat hit the dead body and she found.... ((use, honor))
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 12:57 pm
Gopher and Jimbo were clinging to the body. They were out of money and had been trying to catch a ride incognito. Failing to get a boat, they were using the body as a raft. The old lady, who went by the name of Honor, decided to...
(use 'cantaloupe')
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:15 pm
[_caustic_] Gopher and Jimbo were clinging to the body. They were out of money and had been trying to catch a ride incognito. Failing to get a boat, they were using the body as a raft. The old lady, who went by the name of Honor, decided to... (use 'cantaloupe') Take them to her house which was a goat pen, despite the fact She was a yale scholar. They fought with the goats over cantaloupe and finally were well fed when.... ((use "exile", haha that kid thought he'd be funny with b*****b><))
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 1:23 pm
Din_of_Serenity [_caustic_] Gopher and Jimbo were clinging to the body. They were out of money and had been trying to catch a ride incognito. Failing to get a boat, they were using the body as a raft. The old lady, who went by the name of Honor, decided to... (use 'cantaloupe') Take them to her house which was a goat pen, despite the fact She was a yale scholar. They fought with the goats over cantaloupe and finally were well fed when.... ((use "exile", haha that kid thought he'd be funny with b*****b><)) ...The FBI showed up. After a long strugle and many phone calls to lawyers, the group was sent into exile with Ron Jermy... (use mrtommyos)
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 3:04 pm
mrtommyos Din_of_Serenity [_caustic_] Gopher and Jimbo were clinging to the body. They were out of money and had been trying to catch a ride incognito. Failing to get a boat, they were using the body as a raft. The old lady, who went by the name of Honor, decided to... (use 'cantaloupe') Take them to her house which was a goat pen, despite the fact She was a yale scholar. They fought with the goats over cantaloupe and finally were well fed when.... ((use "exile", haha that kid thought he'd be funny with b*****b><)) ...The FBI showed up. After a long strugle and many phone calls to lawyers, the group was sent into exile with Ron Jermy... (use mrtommyos) And were shipped to boot camp although they were perfect. Sargeant Mrtommyos Thought they wers s**t and beat them iwth his pimping cane when..... ((Use "serenity"))
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Posted: Mon Jun 27, 2005 4:41 pm
Din_of_Serenity British Dude Eternalnight666 British Dude President Bush was assasinated right before the 2008 U.S. elections, says the reporter. He claimed to have...... (use the word 'screwed' and 'killed' ) ((wtf? you didn't use affair... I shall use it for you 4laugh )) Before his Death President BuSh claimed to have graphic butt sex with the 'Spider Hooker Gopher.' After his Screwing President bush knew he was Screwed. jimbo got so jelous that he killed The president and ........ (USE NECROFILIAC) .....was quite a necrophiliac at the time. He fu*ked president bush and then dumped his body in the Delaware Reiver. His body was discovered while a little old lady was...... (USE BLOW JOB) lmao Reading a book called " Tax inflastion, the american b*****b" The boat hit the dead body and she found.... ((use, honor)) out that bush wasn't breathing. Since the old and foolish republican voted for Bush in the previous election, being so called honorable to the country she immediately...... (USE ATHEIST)
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 5:35 am
Din_of_Serenity mrtommyos Din_of_Serenity [_caustic_] Gopher and Jimbo were clinging to the body. They were out of money and had been trying to catch a ride incognito. Failing to get a boat, they were using the body as a raft. The old lady, who went by the name of Honor, decided to... (use 'cantaloupe') Take them to her house which was a goat pen, despite the fact She was a yale scholar. They fought with the goats over cantaloupe and finally were well fed when.... ((use "exile", haha that kid thought he'd be funny with b*****b><)) ...The FBI showed up. After a long strugle and many phone calls to lawyers, the group was sent into exile with Ron Jermy... (use mrtommyos) And were shipped to boot camp although they were perfect. Sargeant Mrtommyos Thought they wers s**t and beat them iwth his pimping cane when..... ((Use "serenity")) When Captan Serenity came in and saw his vial act she...joined him. blaugh ((Use "The Green Mile" and "Wasabi"))
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 6:32 am
s0ul caper~ Din_of_Serenity mrtommyos Din_of_Serenity [_caustic_] Gopher and Jimbo were clinging to the body. They were out of money and had been trying to catch a ride incognito. Failing to get a boat, they were using the body as a raft. The old lady, who went by the name of Honor, decided to... (use 'cantaloupe') Take them to her house which was a goat pen, despite the fact She was a yale scholar. They fought with the goats over cantaloupe and finally were well fed when.... ((use "exile", haha that kid thought he'd be funny with b*****b><)) ...The FBI showed up. After a long strugle and many phone calls to lawyers, the group was sent into exile with Ron Jermy... (use mrtommyos) And were shipped to boot camp although they were perfect. Sargeant Mrtommyos Thought they wers s**t and beat them iwth his pimping cane when..... ((Use "serenity")) When Captan Din of Serenity came in and saw his vial act he...joined him. blaugh ((Use "The Green Mile" and "Wasabi")) ...But out of no were, the black dude from "The Green Mile" attacked Mrtommyos and Serenity with a large portion of wasabi. "Damnit, that's rank wasabi!" Ejaculated Mrtommyos... (Use messaiah and spoonfeeding)
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Posted: Tue Jun 28, 2005 8:54 am
"I am the Messiah!" Yelled that black dude from The Green Mile as he spoonfed everyone with wasabi.
((Use "General" and "s0ul caper~"))
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 12:48 pm
s0ul caper~ "I am the Messiah!" Yelled that black dude from The Green Mile as he spoonfed everyone with wasabi. ((Use "General" and "s0ul caper~")) Soul caper~ did nothing in general in this post. He did make it specific that.... (use "jimbo and gopher, and Victroria's Secret")
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 1:00 pm
..Jimbo and Gopher and Victoria's Secret models were to be found if they could get into the basement of the old lady's goat pen house. Mrtommyos and Serenity were interested, but the black man from "Green Mile"....
(use 'jellyfish' and 'Caustic')
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Posted: Wed Jun 29, 2005 4:30 pm
... was wearing a jellyfish on his head which was stinging him. "I was walking done the green mile... DUDe. and there was like this chick and she well, I thought was this hot chick swimming... It was just Caustic! but Now i got a ******** jelly on my head its like..."
[use EternalNight and pudding]
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Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2005 6:51 am
Eternalnight666 ... was wearing a jellyfish on his head which was stinging him. "I was walking done the green mile... DUDe. and there was like this chick and she well, I thought was this hot chick swimming... It was just Caustic! but Now i got a ******** jelly on my head its like..." [use EternalNight and pudding] ...Eternalnight was driving nails into my spine whilst singing "Camptown Races". It hurt so much, that mrtommyos dropped his ******** cholacate pudding. "PUDDING?!? I'M LACTOSE INTOLERANT!!!" Screamed the intolerable oaf from "The Green Mile".... (use weasal, prune, chainsaw, and any refrence to "Gilagans Island". (bonus points if you can tell me what that list of words is from))
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Posted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 11:40 am
He cast a spell on him with pruned weasel he cut with a chainsaw. He yelled "Help me skipper O'mighty!!!!!!:"
He then proceeded in raping a small squirell and stealing a granola bar when...
((use "barbara strisandists" and "apocalypse"))
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Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2005 7:27 pm
Being the fat b***h she is, Barbara Stisandist stole the granola bar and threw its wrapper on the ground. This caused the black dude from the Green Mile to lose hold of the squirel. The squirel scamperd over to the wraper choked on it and died.
Then mrtommyos said, "what Barbara is a envoirmentalist who lives in a big house. I thought she frowned upon litering.
While eating the spilled pudding with a nail, Eternalnight said, "shes a fat hypocrate that will lead to the apocalypse or.....
(Use Fireworks and potato salad) domokun
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