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 Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:10 pm
ISTO AND I HAVEN'T HAD A WINK OF SEX SINCE THE BABY'S COME!
Months. It's been months since the last time we ********... but it seems like YEARS.
I'm going through withdrawl! ...major husband-Isto-manflesh withdrawl! And I don't think I can take it anymore!
ARGH!
Anyways, yesterday... we finally get the kid down and to sleep, like hardcore sleeping for a baby, and so Sharkie and I start going at it like bunnies--no no, like rabid sex crazed bunnies.
Nothing out of the usual right? Right. And so we get right up to the REALLY good part, and then BAM! Off goes the four alarm baby siren.
I think I almost cried. Wait, maybe I did cry? Either way I was rather... upset about the whole thing.
I made Isto go get it cause, well it was his turn AND he was on top, so it was much easier for him to walk and all down to the baby's room.
Now, this baby needs to learn that this interrupting mum and dad during hardcore sex ain't going to fly... Cause well, Isto and I need our daily dose of raunchy man on man lovin' or... well lets just say: BAD THINGS WILL HAPPEN.
I already think I'm going crazy... With the lack of sleep and the lack of sex and the whole... two men having babies thing, so cracking seems quite plausible actually...
Now I know why X was always so cranky when the twins were this age. She's officially my hero for being able to juggle a sex life AND infant twins without having to schedule sex.
Well my hero after Sharkie cause he's my sugar daddy, and X is my mum and well that’s just wrong.
And that means I need to find out her secret. Her's and Jack's because I don't think I can do it like this for much longer. The only thing that's keeping me going is the time Isto and I spend with Tourmaline when she's quiet and not interrupting our bed rockin' time.
I mean, the sight of Sharkie with OUR child, our flesh and blood and no one else's, it just makes my heart want to explode or something. It's even better than watching him sleep or when we got married. It's just... I don’t know how to describe it, but now I know why mum takes in so many children and couldn't bear to have an abortion... either time.
It really is amazing.
So now that I've calmed down, I'm going to check on Sharkie and the ittle one cause I let them both sleep in.
Maybe I should take some pictures while I'm at it, then I can take in the 30 odd some rolls of film yet to developed.
Yes, that sounds like a plan. Ta!
<3 SlushOkay, yeah, so I cheated a bit and used my FS entry... IT WORKS. So shush. D<
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:26 pm
 A gift for baby.
"What... In the world is that?" She asked, raising an eyebrow while the daywalker closed the old book she was reading and set it aside, and when Slush immediately tried to scurry away, she quickly closed the distance between the two of them.
Knowing much better than to try and flee from her, the Skullmonkey carefully unwrapped the tiny glowing object and held it in his palm, where it hovered silently.
"Cross my heart kid."
Slush simply huffed at her remark, not bothering to remind her he was no longer a 'kid' or that she was a grandmother, but instead took what he could get. "It's a Pegasus seed. I bought it for Tourmaline."
He looked as excited as a child on Christmas.
X didn't share half of said excitement. "It's no bigger than a nickel." She muttered, returning her gaze to the gem like 'seed.'
This caused Slush to get even more protective of the seed, "So? You'll see when Tourma has a Pegasus and you don't!"
As if this really mattered to X.
"Besides, she'll need something to flee from Cody with..." he trailed off, muttering an added statement to himself, "...or run after him."
Either way, Pegasuses were cool.
X simply sighed and waved her arm at Slush in dismissal before walking off, "Just make sure it doesn't break anything, or anyone."
Slush nearly squealed with glee as he scurried off to give it to Tourmaline.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:49 pm
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 7:54 pm
"Breeeeeeaggr!" Tourmaline shrieked happily at Dari, who simply eyed her with a surprising lack of annoyance.
"You're little, and you're not scary." He stated, unamused, and instead, batted her atop her head with his tail tip.
The little girl looked slightly dazed at the bap, but soon made a counter motion to try and catch the Jivvin's tail. A motion that was far delayed from when it should have happened to be successful.
Dari humored her, letting his tail tip flick slow enough for her to catch, a victory screech following said capture.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:03 pm
Zach spared the baby a glance from his seat on the couch, automatically wrapping his own tail more tightly around himself. His movements were almost defensive as he glanced from Tourma to his brother and back. But oh well. As long as he didn't have to deal with her.
"We shouldn't speak Polish to her, Dari," he murmured. Shifting somewhat on his seat, he cast his eyes back down to the book in his hands, but read no further. "Isto and Slush can't speak it, and it'd confuse them if she started."
For some reason this baby bothered him. Perhaps it was because she and Dari got along so well. Zach loved his brother, but Dari could be... Well, Dari. And a second Dari in the same household would be scary.
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:10 pm
"She doesn't know any difference... But I suppose I'll wait till she's speaking English to teach her..." Dari rolled his eyes at his twin, giving Tourmaline a tickle under her chin, watching her squirm around on the ground.
The baby was unaware of Zach's recoiling, and simply gurgled and held the tail tight against her. It was so much bigger than hers! And poofier too.
Soon enough, she began gumming the tail tip in her mouth, and for some reason, Dari tolerated it while looking at Zach. "She's just a baby... Don't be a scaredy cat."
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 8:18 pm
"We spoke Polish before english 'cause Mum spoke it around us, and it really confused Dad..." Not that Zach could remember any of that, but he had heard Jack complain about it before. That much he could remember.
Without really comprehending anything he had just read, Zach turned the page of his book, reading a sentance or two more before gracing his brother with a reply. "I'm not scared. She's just a baby. I like babies," he added, sinking lower on the couch.
Glancing back up, he quirked a brow at his brother. "You're the one who doesn't like babies. You won't even let Anastazja do that to you, and she's our sister."
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:12 pm
"I think you're lying." Dari stated, smirking at his twin brother.
As if on cue, Tourma's attention turned to Zach and reached out towards his tail with her free hand. Two tails were better than one! And THREE were even BETTER.
"Stazja's different... And you know it." He replied, narrowing his eyes somewhat, "She's not completely our sister..."
Zach knew what he was talking about.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:19 pm
"Why would I be scared of a baby?" Zach snapped, briefly losing his temper. However, he soon fell silent with a huff and, as if to prove his point, wound his tail over towards Tourma, brushing her hand absently with the tip.
She was just a baby. It wasn't as if she could do anything. Right.
"Yeah, well..." He shrugged, giving up on his book and snapping it shut. "Stazja's more our sister than Tourmaline is, anyway. She's...like Mum. Tourmaline's not even our kind." Not that it really mattered, and they didn't exactly have a 'kind', but it was the principle of the matter.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:36 pm
Ah ha! Tail number three! Once grasped, Tourmaline immediately shoved both Jivvins' tail tips into her mouth, chewing a drooling on them happily.
Dari eyed the baby after Zach's outburst, pulling the now sopping tail out of her mouth and sliming his twin's cheek with it. Smirking, he continued to bap at Zach's face.
The Skullmonkey didn't seem to notice the tail leaving, instead shoving Zach's further into her mouth happily.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 2:46 pm
Resigned to his fate, Zach merely sent the infant SkullMonkey a faint scowl before flipping his book back open, every so often twitching his saliva-soaked tailtip in the hopes that it might distract her for long enough that he could pull it free.
No such luck. Dari had found freedome first. When his twin's tail smeared drool across his cheek, Zach shot him a quick glare and sunk down on his seat, raising his book higher to hide behind it. He could ignore it. For now, anyway.
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Posted: Mon Oct 10, 2005 3:17 pm
Awesome, Dari got himself a Zach glare, and so did Tourma. He was starting to like this kid more and more. Leaning back, the child Jivvin shook his tail as best he could, aiming most of the drool at his brother. "What'cha reading?"
Tourma simply gurgled happily, biting down on Zach's tail, and all of a sudden her face scrunched up in pain and she let out a god aweful shriek. Her mouth hurt! WHY did it hurt?!
She didn't know, and she was confused. Therefore, her solution was to screech because this was the noise that brought the fixeruppers running.
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 3:58 pm
Zach ignored him. Flecks of flying spit weren't as bad as having it smeared across his face. Of course, the young Jivvin was seriously resisting the urge to run off and wash his face twenty times before so much as speaking to Dari again. But doing so would only make matters worse. Sigh.
Taking to the new topic, he closed his book once more and held it out with a faint smile, ofering it to his twin. "It's called The House of the Scorpion. Isto said he really liked it when he was younger, so he let me borrow it. It's pretty good. All about clones and this drug lord and stuff. I--"
And Tourma cut him off. Grimacing, Zach dropped the book on the couch beside himself and pinned both ears to his head with his hands, shooting a scowl towards the young SkullMonkey. Using the distraction to his advantage, he tugged his tail free and wrapped it twice around his waist, holding the rather soggy end away from himself. "Make her be quiet, Dari."
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Posted: Wed Oct 12, 2005 4:06 pm
Before Dari could respond, the 'fixerupper' number one came running into the room, crazed look in his eye. Slush absolutely looked like he had been trampled on several times, shirt askew, pants falling down, but despite his look, the moment Tourmaline saw him, she quieted down and started a new sort of shrieking.
The 'pick me up now and pay attention to me' scream.
It worked.
The Skullmonkey scooped up his daughter and left without a second look back at the twins while he checked to make sure his daughter wasn't broken. You never knew with Dari.
Dari simply watched her go, blinking somewhat but not protesting. "See," he pointed to Zach's scowl smugly, "You don't like her." He had won.
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Posted: Thu Oct 13, 2005 7:26 pm
Zach breathed a sigh of relief as baby and 'mother' disappeared out the room, but felt a slight pang of pity for Slush. Poor guy. Four infants'd frazzle anyone. Of course, the key word there was slight, meaning he didn't care enough to actually volunteer to watch any of the other shorties. Maybe once they were older and getting in trouble he'd pity a bit more.
The young Jivvin blinked and glanced back up with his twin's words, frowning faintly. However, this time he didn't bother to protest, and, with a shrug, returned to his book. "If you say so."
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