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 Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 3:34 pm
This wasn't my music teacher but it was one of those random teacher lines, we were doing minerals in school and our science teacher was telling us about how to look for cleavage....
Teacher: Looking for cleavage is a hard thing, I mean in college I took a whole class on it....
lol
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 9:43 am
"You're blowing hard, so everyone else wants to blow harder! It's like a blowing competition!"
"You're so loud, your peeling the paint off the walls!"
"You sond so nasty."
"Take it to the top, and use the right fingers this time."
"What are the flats? F & A."
"Don't be like Thomas and fall asleep with it in your mouth."(happened to a sax player. He ended up being gay.)
"Pick up your stick, and if it falls out of your hand again, I'll tape it there!"
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 1:20 pm
BD sad no lie) the end of your bone needs to be pointed right at my mouth! lol
BD: you need to grab band by the balls! (no lie)
BD: put your stick in that hole and dont take it out untill i say so.
our bd is a perv, and he is bald...
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Posted: Sat Dec 23, 2006 5:35 pm
You need to stick it up higher in your mouth and blow harder.
xd I be bad.
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Posted: Sun Dec 24, 2006 5:55 pm
As the Drummers say:
"We dont Blow, WE BANG!"
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Posted: Mon Dec 25, 2006 7:29 am
Those boners look bigger than yours. xd xd
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 1:24 am
I heard this somewhere....
Drummers really know how to tap that!! wink
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Posted: Sat Dec 30, 2006 10:21 am
pyrojazz kiefy you don't need that much oil on your bone.... epic right there
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:35 am
OMG, me and my friend just thought of this one.
Guitarist: I need to losen up my G String.
Ok, that might be kind of wrong, but not as bad as some of trombone jokes. I can't believe people didn't think of this one too. Sorry, I just watched the Producers last night.
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 8:45 am
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 12:18 am
Syrinx330 OMG, me and my friend just thought of this one. Guitarist: I need to losen up my G String. Ok, that might be kind of wrong, but not as bad as some of trombone jokes. I can't believe people didn't think of this one too. Sorry, I just watched the Producers last night. We boners are very dirty!
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 1:35 am
Don't blow so hard, you might break it. (Refering to the reed)
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 8:44 am
French horn section leader: Gah! It's so hard to blow through this tiny hole! whee
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Posted: Tue Jan 02, 2007 9:39 am
These may have already been said, but...
"You finger and I'll play."
"Blow harder, girl!" :3
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