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 Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:14 pm
... He was suddenly struck with dismay when he realized that he would now have to suffer through puberty and then periods for the rest of this incarnation.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:16 pm
If I may....
With that horrible thought he killed himself,forming into his last incarnation.
.....you may not!
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:18 pm
...That of a senile seventy-five year old geriatric patient.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:22 pm
(( :looks that word up:
"Of or relating to the aged or to characteristics of the aging process".
... you just said old getting old person. >>; ))
The old man had the power of a snail, and could move faster than the blink of the eye of a tube worm.
(tubeworms have no eyes.)
HirunHikari
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:26 pm
This is a Public Service Announcment
But the Tubeworms were enraged with this.
This has been a Public Serivce announcment
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:29 pm
But the old man was a god as well, in fact the oldest of them all and with his superpowered cane whacked everyone around him on the head while saying, "Hush you youngins, have some respect for your elders, why back in my day..." for several hours.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:30 pm
The youngins were about to extract their revenge on the old man, when the rift created by the black hole from earlier gave the people of the Brick World the opportunity to come to earth, and to a non-brick existence.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:31 pm
All the meanwhile Kori was in heaven playing poker with Jesus, Gary Coleman, that stripper with the heart of gold from stateline, Ghandi, Buddha, and that one guy, you know the one.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:32 pm
korikun the cat All the meanwhile Kori was in heaven playing poker with Jesus, Gary Coleman, that stripper with the heart of gold from stateline, Ghandi, Buddha, and Sylvester Stalone.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:38 pm
Hearing the racket the old man used his cane to poke the floor of the heavens to yell, "Keep it down, in my day we had respect for our neighbors, you beings and your wild parties these days"
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:42 pm
That one guy, who played in that one band that played that one song at that one concert you attended during that one trippy night that one year where that one girl did that one thing that became that one memory he would never forget, promplty picked up a glass of Juice.
HirunHikari
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:44 pm
And thus, Saint Scelero's Mental Institution erupted in a riot of maniacs and Egotistical Moose-like people, all demanding pudding and more TV channels than just Fox.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:49 pm
...((Too bad your definition was wrong. Check wiki, I KNOW they have the proper definition for Geriatrics))
However, they were doomed, the head of the newly renamed Saint Bob Mental Institution enjoyed Bill O'Reilly's show so much that he made Fox News the only channel able to play on the TVs.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:50 pm
Some members of the riot included a gang of middle aged old men with boxers and panties on their heads running around screaming the chants of teams that hadn't existed ever.
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Posted: Fri Dec 15, 2006 9:53 pm
The mob reached the head's office, bashing their heads against the door and chanting "We want HBO!"
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