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 Posted: Fri Apr 13, 2007 2:22 pm
okay, I have one now.
Do not trust butlers with dental floss. Especially if they fought in the second world war when he was thirteen.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 2:30 am
*When people turn into zombies, SHOOT THEM.
*Catholics can regenerate.
*A MAJOR can command an entier army of evil undead zombie
vampire nazis, but a general can't.
*Never call the major piggy.
XDXD
my turn!
Braids are awsome. Period.
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Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2007 1:43 pm
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 10:51 pm
O_O
Explain to me WHY this thread has been dead for almost a year??!
EXPLAIN!?!??
*wipes off the dust, and drags it back to the front page*
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Posted: Thu May 29, 2008 11:00 pm
What I've learned from Hellsing (I'm sure many of these have been said before, but here it goes..):
1. There is enough blood in a single person to fill a large swimming pool.
2. This blood often comes out of any given person in large fountains when they are shot.
3. Never judge anyones gender on their appearance. Ever.
4. Virgins often have huge breasts, and mini-skirts
5. "The butler did it." is NOT an over used and humorous phrase.
6. Vampires are, infact, not suave and do not dress well most of the time. Infact, certain blond pansies being an acception, the majority of them dress terribly on a daily basis.
7. Anyone who does not smoke or wear glasses is highly unimportant.
8. Everyone must wear gloves at all times. No acceptions.
9. ...Eehhh, I'm totally out. xP
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 3:31 am
Oh man I have not see this thing in ages.
I might actually reread some of this stuff.
Thanks Suni I forgot all about it.
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Posted: Fri May 30, 2008 4:25 pm
1. Superiority does NOT lie in numbers. xp
2. If you see someone (probably wearing red) who's willing to face off against an entire army, odds are they can beat the army.
3. If you are part of an army, swat team, police force, etc. and your squad is to go after a single person, odds are a million to one you won't leave the scene alive.
4. Contrary to Darwin's Theory of Natural Selection, there is no safety in numbers.
5. Play with Hellfire, and you burn. burning_eyes
6. Be ready to change your allies at a moment's notice (lest you be betrayed), and there's three moments within a second.
7. It doesn't matter whether you live or die, they're practically the same thing now-a-days! xd
8. Live each day like it's your last; because odds are, it probably is. domokun
EDIT: 9. Do not turn to the sky for help, that's where Zeppelins full of vengeful war-mongering Nazis arrive to drop bombs and flesh-eating freak vampires on you.
10. Do not look to the Heavens for assistance, Angels are NOT here to save you; they are here to bomb you. burning_eyes (Unless you're Catholic and bow the the archbishop and all that jazz xd ).
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:03 pm
1. Catholics will always be crazy...(This can be proven true by my family >_>)
2. Never underestimate a woman with large breasts..correction..OVERLY LARGE
3. "Hell is empty. All of the demons are here."-William Shakesperare (It somehow fits >_>)
4. The bigger the boy the badder the toy. xD
5. If you an athiest,avoid crazed catholics in priest/nun/even (arch)bishop attire..RUN FOR THE HILLS
6. War can be quite uneventful
7. When you least expect something, something of relevance will occur
8. 'He who angers you conquers you' -Anomynous quote
9. "One must live the way one thinks or end up thinking the way one has lived." - Paul Bourget
10. "Demons do what Gods dare not"
11. If you see a Zeppelin in the air....you're out of luck,my friend.
12. People will ALWAYS kill people..its in our blood.
13. Fantasy indulges in myth
14. There will always be insanity as long as there is sanity
15. Not ALL blondes are idiots
16. Respect women in suits
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 3:10 pm
Nothing can prevent the signs of human aging like a mad scientist.
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Posted: Sat May 31, 2008 5:24 pm
The best way to hook the readers is to create the most unrealistic characters possible, put them in the most unrealistic situations possible, throw in some unrealistic betrayals, and top it off with killing the popular characters.
Masters and Servants will always appear to have at least a little sexual tension.
The enemy will actually stop to listen to long speeches on humanity. You may then proceed to show them immortality really doesn't exist anyway.
The line between your fantasy and my reality is nonexistant. The difference is who has to take care of the problem.
Even all-powerful vampires respect the Queen of England.
Women in power are even more attractive when they scream at you.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 7:56 am
Conformity is a must in Nazi Germany, unless you're a scientist, and then you can dress however you want.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 8:35 am
*HIGHLIGHT FOR COMEDY AND CHAPTER 92 SPOILERS*
1) Has someone around you aged remarkably well? They're probably a robot.
2) Is someone around you unusually smart? They're probably a robot.
3) Is someone around you fat? They're probably a robot.
4) Is someone around you especially creepy? They're probably a robot.
5) Robots don't necessarily have good aim.
6) Eyepatches make everyone sexier.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 10:43 am
NoLifeKing66 *HIGHLIGHT FOR COMEDY AND CHAPTER 92 SPOILERS*
1) Has someone around you aged remarkably well? They're probably a robot.
2) Is someone around you unusually smart? They're probably a robot.
3) Is someone around you fat? They're probably a robot.
4) Is someone around you especially creepy? They're probably a robot.
5) Robots don't necessarily have good aim.
6) Eyepatches make everyone sexier. Highlight: I still hope she didn't actually lose the eye, but you're still probably right about the eyepatch thing. Arrr.
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Posted: Thu Jun 05, 2008 12:52 pm
NoLifeKing66 *HIGHLIGHT FOR COMEDY AND CHAPTER 92 SPOILERS*
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Posted: Sat Jun 07, 2008 10:47 am
Little girls are made of sugar and spice, and everything nice. Little boys are made of snips and snails and puppy dog tails. Little majors are made of wires and nuts and bolts.
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