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MASON, Ohio - A man wearing a woman's wig and a string bikini was charged with taking a drunken afternoon romp through a park, officials said.
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Steven S. Cole, a 46-year-old volunteer firefighter, told an officer he was on his way to a Dayton bar to perform as a woman in a contest offering a $10,000 prize, the arrest report said.

Police said Cole was wearing a blond wig, pink flip-flops and a red-black-and-white striped bikini with the top filled out by tan water balloons. The
National Weather Service said it was around 60 degrees in the Mason area about the time he was arrested.

Cole's blood-alcohol test registered 0.174, more than twice Ohio's legal driving limit of 0.08.

He was very arrested. XD

Hey "Coffee Bandits"
I get cool points for finding coffee related news? XDD

Who the heck would sue a dry-cleaner...gah! I'm rooting for the busting of the couples too!! Bwhahaha! Its awesome!

((100 XP gained for both of you!! For the coffee news and the D&D reference! ^-^ You have pleased the coffee mistress mightily))

Torch guy is still doing better than the guy who set his houe on fire burning cockroaches with a cigarette.

That's probably what happened XD

Cat's do that too. Bump in to candles, and run around while on fire. In turn setting everything else on fire.
Animals don't grasp stop, drop, and roll so well.

My friends would do that with colonge too.

I have too much of a time trying not to set myself on fire with dropped cigarette ashes to want to play that game.