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ooo cool! I have these diease! lolz I better talk to my doctor about it.

Ok...so we're all Narutards right, why would we be in this guild if we wern't? But there isn't just one type of narutardism...no no...there are many different ways to be compleatly Narutarded. Here's a few I have found:


Naru-generalized anziety disorder: constantly worrying that the fillers will never end ever

Naru panic disorder: you freak out whenever something really bad and/or wierd happens and you uaually have to stop reading/watching and figure out what the hell you just saw (an example being when Naruto used thousand years of pain on Gaara)

Naru-obsessive compulsive disorder: constantly checking to see if anyone replied to your naruto ralated post in a forum (god am I guilty of this one)

Naru-posttraumatic stress disorder: not being able to get tragic events out of your mind and they just won't go away and plague your sleep and waking hours for...a long long time (examples being Gaara's past and Sasuke leaving for good)

Naru-hypocondriasys/phobic disorder: constant fear of character injury/death (there has been a recent increase in Naru hypocondriasys, most likley due to Asuma's death)

Naru-bipolarism: felling really depressed when something bad happens (What!? Lee might never be a shinobi again eek Oh GOD I have no reason to live) and overly joyous to the point where it's sickening when something good happens (omg Gaara's is BACK FROM THE FRICKIN DEAD AND Lee gets to be a shinobi again blaugh )

Naru dissociative identity disorder: taking on personality traits of the characters (ask youself if you have been consuming abnormal ammounts of ramen or doing 500 pushups if you can't do something)

Naru-dissociative fugue: suddenly not watching/reading Naruto at all then comming back to it for no reason (OMG Ouran High School Host club is teh awesomeness...wait...NARUTO? Oh yeah biggrin )

Naru-schitzophrenia: you start thinking you see Naruto characters in real life outside of cosplay events (I once was half asleep and thought I saw Sasuke only it was just some emo dude with a bandana wraped around his head that kind of looked like a headband, and I once thought I saw Jiraiya out of the corner of my eye only it was some lady with huge white hair)

These symptoms seem pretty severe, which may leave you wondering if there is a cure for Narudardism. My research is leading me to believe that bad filler episodes, crappy english dubbing, awful repetitive Naruto video games also dubbed in english, and the use of the words "believe" and "it" in the same sentence, may indeed cure narutardism.

If symptoms of Narutardism persist for more then a month...well...congradulations you're a Narutard...be proud of it. For the rest of you, I suggest you seek counciling and/or leaving your mother's basement and going outside (yes a world does exist out there...it's not just a myth)