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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:36 am
Because santa took them all and gave them out on chrismas
Why is my food taking so long to cook...?
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Posted: Fri Jan 05, 2007 11:19 pm
because frost demons have been playing with it while you weren't looking.
Who stole my screwdriver?
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Posted: Sat Jan 06, 2007 10:46 am
Umm.. << He did. (Points to my parrot)
Who's idea was it to store bread in the freezer? My teeth hurt!
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 4:52 pm
It was Jack frosts idea. But who made your Parrot run away?
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Posted: Sun Jan 07, 2007 6:59 pm
my dragon
who stole the usb cord out of my printer box and sealed it back up again?
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Posted: Mon Jan 08, 2007 8:45 am
that was the buggers at the shop you bought it from... they like the idea of selling you it but never actually want to let it go... the box is fine to get rid of though.
why do birds, suddenly appear?
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 4:53 am
so they can catch you by surprise and poop on you
why is it so dang cold in the morning? I can't believe I have to go to class in twenty degree weather!
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:13 am
hmmm... once again, Jack frost biggrin He likes to make things cold.
But Why is he so obsessed with cold... question
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 8:17 am
because his last name is frost why am i posting when i have nothing to say?
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Posted: Wed Jan 10, 2007 11:04 am
Because you're a postaholic. Who framed Rodger Rabbit?
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Posted: Thu Jan 11, 2007 5:35 am
that freaky cartoon guy who was running around looking like a human and killing cartoons left and right
why is oldies music so much better than most newer songs?
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 2:39 am
because it is impossible to improve upon perfection. Alternatively, the goodness of music is inversely proportional to its age.
Who let Jack Frost out of his cage, anyways?
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Posted: Fri Jan 12, 2007 12:07 pm
I don't know... ohh yeah the girl next door...
What is the matter with a scary movie anyway?
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 8:42 am
they either scare people or are unbelievably predictable
why is the sun so blaringly bright in the summertime?
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Posted: Sat Jan 13, 2007 9:21 am
Becasue jesus hates you.
Whydo I have a 15 foot p***s
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