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The Kraken
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PostPosted: Fri Dec 01, 2006 11:02 pm


[[Kairi]]
The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.

Your argument made me chuckle. I agree with everything you said. Good job. biggrin
Thankies. That's what I'm here for. I love a good rant.
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:06 pm


+MyFinalFantasy+
I was cacking myself while i was reading that, though i dont entirely agree. I just thought that was hilarious.

I'm gonna have to agree on this one. Its a funny way to look at things, although I don't personally agree with all the points.

cheriko-chan


[[Kairi]]

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 1:47 pm


The Kraken
[[Kairi]]
The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.

Your argument made me chuckle. I agree with everything you said. Good job. biggrin
Thankies. That's what I'm here for. I love a good rant.

^_^ I find it easier to ramble and argue about something you truly believe in than something you don't.

Like I said before, people are too analytical about things nowadays. Just play the darn game! sweatdrop
PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:03 pm


[[Kairi]]
The-Oblivion-man555
Read this!

those are called easter eggs. I heard that some game disigners put that stuff in because their boss got them mad and this is their way for revenge. I've seen it in disney movies too. If you listen close enough to Aladin (in Aladin the movie) When he rides his carpet to Jasmine's porch and talks to her you could hear him say in the backround "take off all your clothes." eek I was surprised when i heard it. But anyways this stuff happens.

And I've also heard that in Lion King, there's a part where leaves blow in the wind and spell out "Sex."

Yes, Walt Disney does have subliminal messages in the cartoons. But.... all movies and cartoons have flaws. None of them aren't 100% innocent.

Yes!

The-Oblivion-man555


The-Oblivion-man555

PostPosted: Sat Dec 02, 2006 9:05 pm


The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.

3nodding AMEN! 3nodding (means i agree for those who don't know)
PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:40 pm


The-Oblivion-man555
The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.

3nodding AMEN! 3nodding (means i agree for those who don't know)
Yay. I'm liking how many people like my rant.

The Kraken
Crew

Dapper Dabbler


-Skye Shard-

PostPosted: Sun Dec 03, 2006 2:59 pm


The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.
Whoo! Very nice rant =) I just have to agree with everything about this ^-^
As Oblivion Man said - Amen!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:17 pm


EmoRockin
ok, you need serious help evil . Micky is not gay. Minnie is not a cross dresser. Sora is not gay. He is in love with Kiari but is afraid to show his feelings (like a certian guy i know)! There is no humping in the game, you just have a perverted mind. And the reason Sora was soo "lovey-dovey" to Riku is cuz they were best friends and he has not seen or heard from Riku is forever!? I mean, i'd be the same way with some of my friends who were girls!? And I won't CRY on anyone's shoulder just cuz i haven't seen them in a while (even if it is a certian guy), i'd wait until i got home, written in my notebook about my awazing day, THEN CRY MY EYES OUT! ok....so....

i agree!!!

pinkminastarr


Usagi 11

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 5:32 pm


Kh is a kid's game, lots of kids games have bad words in it. I agree with the others that the humping thing came from your perverted mind. Mickey is not gay, Minne is not a crossdresser. Besides, IT'S JUST A GAME!
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:06 pm


@Everyone Who Loves My Rant: Thanks! I put quite a bit of thought into it, and I'm gald you like it.

The Kraken
Crew

Dapper Dabbler


The-Oblivion-man555

PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:10 pm


Kylie Andross
The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.
Whoo! Very nice rant =) I just have to agree with everything about this ^-^
As Oblivion Man said - Amen!

blaugh Oh yeah! blaugh
PostPosted: Mon Dec 04, 2006 8:13 pm


Usagi 11
Kh is a kid's game, lots of kids games have bad words in it. I agree with the others that the humping thing came from your perverted mind. Mickey is not gay, Minne is not a crossdresser. Besides, IT'S JUST A GAME!

I know! It's like saying that pinkminastarr's monkey is humping her leg(though it isn't).
It only looks like that if you have a perverted mind.

The-Oblivion-man555


Keira_Hashi

PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:27 pm


The Kraken
Okay, get ready for a harsh rant, because that is why I am meant to be on this Earth. *Clears throat*

Alright, on the first point, KH is made for kids. That's why it's rated E. E stands for everyone, including kids. If all of the points say were true, they'd give the game a T or M rating.

On my second point, so f***cking what if you can see Kairi's underwear? You can see Selphie and Jane's in the first one! Otherwise you'd be able to look up their a**es all day. This is what underwear is for, to cover the underparts, hence the name underwear.

As far as Yuffie yelling 'You b*****d' goes, your mind was playing tricks on you, and if you say 'No, I really heard her say it!' then I can say that b*****d is not that bad of a word. It just means male dog.

Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. Mickey is not gay. He's a beloved Disney character, and nobody, not even Walt Disney himself could change that. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. Minnie is not a crossdressing boy. She's simply a female mouse who is not related to Mickey in any way.

As for the humping thing, you are a sick, twisted, and perverted little thing. You made Sora run into the tree, and Donald was happy to see Mickey.

Kairi and Riku. For all Sora knew, Riku could be dancing with Mickey on 'The Mickey Mouse Clubhouse' and God forbid that that happen, so Sora wanted to know, to find out if he was okay, if he was being tortured mercilessly, if he was being tickled to death my Tickle-me-Elmos, if he was even alive. He knew Kairi was safe. He knew she was alright. He knew that until the Organization caught her. He f**king bowed to Saix just to see her. He was about to kill him until he sicked those meniacle Nobodies on the trio.

Don't say Sora is queer OR sissy. If he were sissy, he wouldn't have lived through the freaking dream he had. There would have been no KH:COM, no KH2 if he were sissy. He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.

Clear enough for you? If it's not, I can give a whole nother speech on the same subject, and if you even try to make a stab at arguing with be, you'll regret it.
thank you, maybe now they will get i through there perverted little minds
PostPosted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 2:32 pm


Rinlover
There are some topics of which I must bring myself to discuss with the gaming community-

KINGDOM HEARTS IS NOT A CHILDREN'S GAME!

Allow me to explain-

While my good friend LunarSong and I were playing kingdom hearts one, we had been fighting Yuffie, and while fighting her, we hit her (Of course, how else do you defeat an enemy?) and Yuffie screamed "YOU b*****d!"

Automatically, LunarSong and I froze in our places, loosing the battle, because of shock. We turned to eachother and said "Did she just say 'You b*****d!'?!?!"

Well if we both heard the same thing, then it must be true! Now, why would Yuffie, such a kind and gentle ninja say something like that to Sora, Donald and Goofy? To distract us so we loose, destroying our self esteem when playing video games.
ummm ok heres the thing yuffie is 16 in this game and unless you havent noticed people sware at 16, i mean wouldnt you cuse at someone if they started hiting you with a giantsharp metal key?i would, and there is no proof that that happened.Also yuffie is not a 'kind and gentle ninja' she is a martiria hunter or more comonly know as a thife

Keira_Hashi


tetrasmaster

PostPosted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 6:03 pm


The Kraken
He is not queer because he wanted to see Riku more than Kairi, he was worried equally about both of them, he didn't even f***ing know it was Riku until Kairi told him so.


The one thing your rant (Which was lovely btw) failed to mention, was that RikuXSora and KairiXSora alike aren't canon. But, I agree with you. He cared about them equally, and there is proof that he could love either one of them, in my opinion.
He could or could not be "queer" (not fond of it put in the terms of that word.) , but since the game is rated "E", I doubt the realatiop that Sora *might* have for Riku would be possible. Because you know... America is a jackass that discriminates that sort of thing. Japan? I don't know what their preference on that is, but if Sora ever DID love Riku according to Japan, it'd be changed or not realeased here in America.

All in all, Sora is SENSITIVE, not GHEY.
The poster of this entire thread, has failed to realize as such.
Hey,
Kairi could love Riku for all we know, lawl.
NOTHING IS CANON AT THIS POINT!!! :O :O :O
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