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 Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:25 am
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 12: The Infamous Truth or Dare
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“Ow!” “GAH! Sorry!”
Although Yuki was glad Naruto was helping him, he was rather disappointed in the fact he was so bad at it.
Naruto sighed. “Man… I don’t know who started it, Yuki, but whoever did, taking on Sasuke was a pretty stupid thing to do, considering you have no ninja skills. But you managed to leave a scratch on him, and you’re not dead, so you did pretty well for a non-ninja!”
Yuki sighed. “He still won though…”
Naruto laughed. “Well, duh! No offense, Yuki, but there’s no way you could’ve beaten him in a fist fight.”
As Naruto put away the supplies he had been using, Yuki grinned to himself while a wonderful plot came to mind.
What about a fight of willpower?
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“You have GOT to be kidding,” was Saka’s immediate response.
“Sorry, buddy boy, but it has to be done,” said Yuki as he rummaged around the drawer.
“No it do—“ “FOUND IT!” Yuki interrupted, holding up an old glass bottle in a zelda-style pose. He then ran from the room, leaving Saka with his tongue still forming the remaining words.
He skidded to a stop in front of the girl’s dorm, pulling himself together before knocking. Jin answered, giving him a look that shot daggers. Yuki dodged them and grinned.
“Hey, Jin… care for a game of Truth or Dare?”
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The group formed a small circle around the bottle, each laughing and chattering while waiting for the game to start.
Although there were many servants in the house, only a few were there: Jin, Kuri, Saki, Kaju, Mashi, Kawa, Kirin, Saka, Sasuke, Naruto, and, of course, Yuki.
…Ok, so a lot of people were there. But it was a few compared to the grand total!
Yuki coughed loudly, and everyone grew quiet. He had their complete attention: even from Sasuke, who was sitting next to naruto, making it difficult.
“Hey everybody! Time to start!” announced Yuki, who was very excited about the whole thing.
He was excited for a good reason: before he had moved to Konoha, Yuki had been legendary when it came to Truth or Dare. He was able to complete any dare, and when he did Truth, he could’ve been telling you his secret crush was your smelly sock and you wouldn’t know he was lying. Not only that, but he had the most insane dares—if he didn’t like you, you had better watch out.
Now that that thrilling description is over, the game started. Yuki, being the one who made the game, spun first. It landed on Kaju.
“Kaju… Truth or Dare?” said Yuki smugly. (Inside, of course, he was cursing fiercely, since he had been hoping for one of those fanfiction ‘coincidences’ where the bottle just happens to land on the person they were hoping for.)
“Truth,” said Kaju, who was, unfortunately, a coward.
“Ooookkkk… Do you have a crush on Saki?” said Yuki, who had noticed Kaju’s shy glances to the girl for a while now.
The shy boy blushed fiercely and looked down at his feet. “Y-yes.” Saki blushed fiercely, but it passed unnoticed by Kaju, who simply grabbed the bottle and spun. This time the bottle landed on Jin.
Aaaaaannnndddd since you all probably don’t want to hear all that happens, we’re just going to skip down to where everyone has gone to sleep except Yuki, Sasuke and Naruto. (PURE COINCIDENCE!!)
Sasuke, although he was trying to hide it, was shaking, for he had been dared by Yuki a lot already. So far, he had had to go through many horrible tests… such as, hanging from the ceiling on a thread without any ninja help, going through the obstacle course of doom that Yuki had already prepared and watching Barney for over an hour. (shudder)
Naruto, on the other hand, had had to eat cat food. (No one knows where it came from.)
Now it was Naruto’s turn to spin. The bottle slowly came to a stop on Yuki.
Naruto grinned. “Truth or Dare?”
Yuki yawned. It was supposed to be a bored yawn, but, since it was late, it became a real tired yawn. “Truth,” he said sleepily.
“Ok, um… Who do you like?” asked Naruto, who was running out of questions, and thus asked the most common of them all.
Yuki was instantly awakened. Naruto had asked the one question he couldn’t lie about… It had happened before, and his life had been ruined. Now it was asked again, by the very person whose name would be the answer!
Yuki nervously looked around, trying to find an escape. When he found none, he gave a sigh… the sigh of giving up.
“You.”
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 11:26 am
Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 13: The Infamous Truth or Dare Part 2
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And now for a brief look at what happened last chapter…
“You.”
…thank you, and now on to the chapter.
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Naruto, Sasuke and Yuki were all quiet. Yuki’s brief answer had stunned them all, even though Sasuke already knew, and Yuki was the one who had accepted his fate and said it. During this silence, we shall move on to a small narration, for this will be a very long silence.
You may have noticed that, in the previous chapter, we said (and I quote): “he could’ve been telling you his secret crush was your smelly sock and you wouldn’t know he was lying.”
So why, you may ask, was he unable to lie about this particular question when the question asked was in fact the very question used as an example that he could lie very well?
Well, there are two answers to this question: one, the writer is a complete moron. Two, Yuki, although he wasn’t exactly the brightest boy on the block, had a little thing called ‘common sense’ when it came to these things.
Yuki knew that ‘crushes’ were completely stupid little flights of fancy that made you tell yourself that you’re in love with someone. He could lie about crushes. If anyone asked him who his secret crush is, he could lie about it.
He could not lie about liking someone, for Yuki was not shallow, and when he liked someone, he liked them for their personalities, and thus, it was not a crush.
…Ok, so Yuki’s shallow, but it’s kinda the whole ‘beauty and brains’ thing. He likes them for who they are AND what they look like.
And now that that totally pointless little narration is over, we shall visit the incredibly and conveniently long silence already in progress.
Yuki spun the bottle, a light blush on his cheeks. It spun swiftly and landed on—
HOLD IT! The narration went on too long. Just let me rewind a bit… :squeaky rewind noises: THERE!
“Y-you do?” asked Naruto, his face as red as a tomato. Yuki nodded slightly, and stared at the bottle, as if he were trying to burn it into a flaming puddle of melted glass goo for landing on him.
Naruto looked at the two sitting around him, and realized what an uncomfortable position he was in. Two people who liked him sat around him, and he was horribly confused.
Deciding that it was time to move on and forget this ever happened, Yuki spun the bottle, a light blush on his cheeks. It spun swiftly and landed on Sasuke, who quickly said “Truth”, without any shame whatsoever.
“Ok…” Yuki quickly whispered a question to Naruto, who whispered back. Yuki straightened up and said with a smirk, “Do you have a thing for your brother?”
Sasuke sat there in silence, his eye twitching like crazy. “That’s just WRONG!”
“Oooo, denial,” Yuki said teasingly.
“NO!” Sasuke yelled, looking ready to punch him at the very suggestion of it. Naruto snickered quietly, but silenced himself quickly when Sasuke glared at him.
Sasuke grabbed the bottle angrily and spun it. The bottle landed on Naruto.
Sasuke grinned evilly, and Naruto gulped. Sasuke gave a short evil laugh before saying:
“I dare you to cut Yuki’s hair.”
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Yuki sat shaking in his seat while Naruto tied the blanket around his neck.
“Naruto, do you know what you’re doing?”
“Of course! I always cut my own hair! Doing someone else’s should just be easier!” said Naruto, grinning happily.
Suddenly a mental image appeared in Yuki’s mind of him with Naruto’s poofy hairstyle. He shuddered. “No offense, Naruto, but I don’t think I’ll look too good with your hairstyle…”
Naruto ‘hmphed’. “This isn’t the only style I can cut, silly! I experimented sometimes. Luckily, my hair grows quickly…”
Yuki whimpered. “Mine doesn’t!”
Yuki had spent years growing his hair out, and then months perfecting the incredibly hard to draw spike on the left side.
“Oh well! I have to do it!” said Naruto, bringing the scissors over the first lock of hair.
Yuki just shut his eyes and waited for it to end.
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...and that's all I've written so far. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Dec 21, 2006 2:58 pm
i LOVE your story
gave it a 10
it's awesome!
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Posted: Fri Dec 22, 2006 7:40 pm
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Posted: Wed Dec 27, 2006 9:01 am
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Posted: Mon Jan 01, 2007 4:43 pm
Ooh, your story totally rocks! Continue please! biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 3:39 pm
Very cute! heart 4laugh I've never acturally read a yaoi NaruOc story... but I like biggrin
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 1:56 pm
You must continue! It ROCKS MY SOX!!!!! whee I rated 10! biggrin
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:06 pm
Oh man, I really need to update more... sweatdrop
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 14: It’s a Date!
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The maids gasped. The butlers gasped. Even the mirrors gasped. In fact, the mirrors burst into tears because they were so afraid they were about to break, and someone had to cover them up with blankets.
Yuki’s hair...
...was gone.
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Nah, I’m kidding! But still:
The maids gasped. The butlers gasped. Even the mirrors gasped. In fact, the mirrors fainted and fell off the walls, shattering into a million pieces. Someone covered up the pieces with a blanket to clean up later.
Yuki’s hair...
...looked awesome.
He still had the hair slightly covering his left eye, but now the large and difficult-to-draw spike on the left side was gone. His hair was a little long, but just a little. In fact, besides the bangs, Yuki’s haircut looked like...
“...MINE!” yelled Saka, feeling very frustrated.
Yuki sighed. “You don’t own this hair length, Saka. Besides, I didn’t cut it, Naru-chan did.” Yuki smirked and stuck out a high-five, flashing a bright grin, making a perfect nice-guy pose. “But Naru-chan did such an awesome job, am I right?”
Saka’s eye twitched. “Don’t do that. But seriously, we practically look the same! Look!” he said, pulling out the one mirror in the house that hadn’t been broken.
“Whoa. You’re right,” said Yuki, marveling at the resemblance. He looked from his reflection to Saka’s reflection. “You know, Saka, I never knew you were so handsome,” he said, grinning.
Saka’s cheeks turned a faint red. “This is serious!”
Yuki turned to Saka, confused. “Why?”
Saka lifted up a finger to explain his point, his mouth open to exclaim something, but he lost his thought and lowered his finger. “Huh... I don’t know, actually.”
“Then what’s the problem? Besides—look at how cute we look!” he said, putting his arm around Saka’s shoulder and pulling him against him, grinning at the reflection in the mirror. Saka simply sulked.
“Whatever. At least we don’t have the same hair color,” he said, pushing Yuki away. “Go... look for Naruto, or something.”
Yuki smiled. “Okay, I will! See ya!” he said, running off to find the blonde.
Saka sighed. “Whatever...”
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Naruto was sitting on the floor, his dress spreading out everywhere as he tried to figure out the vacuum. Sasuke was leaning against the wall, trying to look cool in front of his... well, I suppose they’re boyfriends now, I dunno... boyfriend, looking, of course, cool in front of his boyfriend. But since Naruto wasn’t paying attention to him at the time, Sasuke was pretty much just looking bored when Yuki ran up.
“Naruto! What’s up buddy?” he said excitedly, running to the boy and wrapping an arm around his shoulders. Naruto blushed a bit, and Sasuke growled.
“Um... N-not much, Yuki-san! How about you?” Naruto asked nervously, still remembering the incident at Truth or Dare.
“Weeelllll... As it turns out, my haircut looks exactly like Saka’s. WOE IS ME!” he said, trying to look dramatic, but ended up looking stupid. Naruto laughed, and Sasuke’s glare turned harsher.
“Hehe, oops... I guess my idea of a good haircut for you was just me stealing Saka’s hairstyle...” he said, scratching the back of his neck. “But it does look good on you, and now you match your best friend!”
Yuki blushed and grinned, loving how cute Naruto was and how jealous Sasuke was getting. “Hehe, yeah... we match!”
An image of Yuki and Saka’s reflection in the mirror flashed through his mind, and Yuki nearly laughed at the fact that they really DID match. But his thoughts were instantly diverted back to Naruto and the daggers being shot at him.
“Well, I’m also in a bit of a predicament... There’s another festival coming this Saturday, and I’m dateless!” he said, attempting again to look dramatic. Naruto giggled.
“Well, you could take Saka, you know!” he said jokingly.
“He’s right. You two make SUCH a cute couple,” Sasuke threw in smugly.
Yuki’s mouth hung agape, a light blush on his cheeks. “Wha-? You better be kidding about that, Naruto,” he said, pouting.
Naruto laughed. “Well, if he can’t come, I’M free!” he said teasingly.
Sasuke tripped a little (despite the fact he was leaning against he wall) and Yuki smiled like a maniac.
“WHAT? B-but, Naru—“ Sasuke started, flabbergasted.
Naruto ‘hmphed’. “You don’t OWN me, ya know,” he said, annoyed and pouting.
Sasuke growled. “Well, if you go with him, I’m going to have you branded so I DO own you.”
Naruto stuck his tongue at him. “Well, then, get the fire ready, because I’m going with him!”
Yuki felt like he had died and gone to heaven. “It’s a date!”
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Posted: Sat Feb 10, 2007 6:08 pm
And now the next... Written today! mrgreen
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 15: Is It a Date?
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Yuki ran into the room, a madly happy look on his face. He wrapped his arms around Saka in a big hug, who blushed, and pulled away, still grinning.
“Guess what?” he said, nearly looking creepy with his huge smile.
Saka calmed himself and gave Yuki a weird look. “Um… your mother warned you about making faces like that, and it finally stuck?”
Yuki laughed. “Nope! I’m taking Naruto on a date!”
Saka’s eyes widened in shock for a split-second before he regained his cool demeanor, although his eyes were still a little wide. “You are?”
“Yep! He actually asked me! Well, not exactly asked, but still…”
Saka stared at him for a while, trying to figure out what to say. He looked down and then back to Yuki. “B-but… I thought he was going out with Sasuke?”
Yuki sighed. “Yeah… I actually think he’s just trying to bug Sasuke…” Saka twitched, not believing how Naruto could possibly be like that. But Yuki still grinned. “But I can use this chance to make him fall in love with me!”
Saka sighed. Yuki…is… clueless.
Yuki gave Saka another hug and then danced out of the room. “See ya, Saka!”
Saka watched him leave, sighing. Was it a date, or just a way to make Sasuke jealous? Either way, it didn’t seem to fair to Yuki.
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Naruto watched as Yuki waltzed out of the room, and then peeked into the doorway. He saw Saka sitting on the bed, thinking. He walked in and sat down next to Saka, smiling at him. Although he hadn’t really talked to Saka before now, he wanted to be friends. “Hi!” he said, seeing Saka turn to him.
Saka grinned shyly. “Um… hi. Naruto, right?”
Naruto grinned. “Yep! Don’t forget it!”
Saka smiled. “How could I?”
The two just looked at each other in silence for a moment, neither knowing what to say. This whole story had actually seemed to focus on Sasuke and Yuki up till now, so they didn’t have much to have a conversation about. But Saka still found something to talk about.
“So… You’re, um… going to the festival with Y-yuki?” he said, slightly nervous.
Naruto looked down, seemingly embarrassed. “Well, yeah… But… um… can you keep a secret?”
Saka smiled sadly. “You’re just going with him to make Sasuke jealous?”
Naruto looked up, surprised, and then laughed. “Well, there’s that… Sasuke is funny when he’s jealous.” Naruto looked down again and then scratched the back of his neck nervously. “But… well… I’m also going with him because of something else…”
Saka sighed. “Do you pity him or something?”
Naruto looked up again. “Well, no… But, I think he might actually like someone else, and just not realize it.”
This time Saka looked up, surprised. “What do you mean? He seems pretty obsessed with you.”
Naruto sweatdropped. “Um… Obsessed? But, well, you know, it’s kind of the way I was with Sasuke. I would always fuss over Sakura-chan. I asked her out nearly every day.” He blushed, looking down. “But honestly, I had always kinda liked Sasuke. I admired him… He was so cool, and I wanted to be like him, or even surpass him, for his respect. I really want him to respect me. And… eventually…” His face turned bright red. “…I fell in love…” he said quietly, as if it was a secret.
Saka was a bit surprised by the story Naruto told him, but he was also confused. “Then… why are you going out with Yuki?”
Naruto looked back up, his face still bright red. “Well, I think that, if he gets a chance with me, he might realize I’m not what he wants.”
Saka thought it over, and paused at a moment. “Wait wait wait wait. So… How is Yuki like you? I mean, I suppose you could be the ‘sakura’ in this situation, but who’s the ‘sasuke’?”
Naruto looked into his eyes and grinned. “Did I ever tell you that Sasuke was my best friend?”
Saka was confused. “Um… and?”
Naruto laughed. “Hey, I may be totally oblivious about my own life, but not so much with others’! I know you and Yuki are good friends, right?”
Saka nodded. “Um… yeah…”
Naruto grinned and got off the bed. “I’ll let you figure it out,” he said, walking out of the room. “See ya, Saka!”
Saka sat, contemplating for a moment, when it clicked. He blushed madly, lying down completely on the bed.
“I wonder if Naruto’s right…” he said to himself, his face still heated.
I hope he is…
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Posted: Tue Feb 13, 2007 2:04 pm
I luffed it! whee heart heart heart Aww...Yuki and Saka! mrgreen
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Posted: Wed Feb 14, 2007 7:09 pm
streakedrainwolf I luffed it! whee heart heart heart Aww...Yuki and Saka! mrgreen Hehe, yeah; you know, if ebough people read this fanfiction, I could actually get my own YukiXSaka fandom! mrgreen ... ...Nah, not really. That would be cool, though. sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Feb 15, 2007 5:29 pm
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Posted: Fri Mar 02, 2007 10:55 pm
;w; awwww<33 you write so well!
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Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2007 8:58 pm
OMG I'm awful... D:
This took so LONG... sorry... crying
(P.S.: It's really short becasue I wrote it in my technology class!! There's not much to do in there. >>;; )
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Of Perverts and Jealousy
Chapter 16: Getting Ready
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Yuki looked himself over. He had to say, he cleaned up well!
His plain black kimono looked rather sharp with his new hairstyle, and he even decided to reduce the earrings to just a ring in his earlobe, to give himself a ‘cool anime-guy’ appearance. (Which he kinda is, but he doesn’t know that.)
In fact, he would SO look perfect for his date, except there was one problem…
…His date was still three days away!
“Yuki, I KNOW you want to look nice, but can’t you at least wait until it’s the actual day of the festival?!?” Saka asked angrily, definitely tired of watching Yuki fix every little detail to get ready for his ‘date’.
So far Yuki had tried wearing his kimono in 30 different ways, each one just a TINY bit different than the last.
He had tried 50 combinations for his earrings (and would still be trying if he didn’t like what he had now).
And he had styled his hair in 20 different ways, even though his hair hardly ever looked different no matter what he did.
And Saka was NOT going to wait while Yuki tried to see what SHOES to wear.
“Sakaaaaa… Come on!” Yuki whined, not seeing how utterly annoying he was being.
“YUKI! You look FINE! Now just get into your regular clothes and do your JOB for once!” Saka snarled, clearly annoyed.
Yuki scoffed. “Fine, fine. Don’t get your panties in a knot.”
Saka groaned. “I hate that line…”
Yuki grinned. “I know.”
Saka sat up and stretched, raising his arms into the air. “Ah, whatever. I might as well go to work… Now that you’ve kept me here for, like, two hours.”
Yuki gave him a look. “Oh, it has not bee—“ He froze.
When Saka raised his arms, his shirt rose up slightly, revealing a firm, flat stomach with a warm, slightly tanned color. Yuki could feel drool form in his mouth…
Saka brought his arms down and Yuki snapped away, his face bright red.
Saka looked at him, confused. “Yuki? You okay?”
‘Omigod omigod omigod… I just OGLED Saka…’ Yuki thought in a panic, his face burning. He ran into the bathroom.
He locked the door and shouted, “I-I’m going to change! You go work or something… I’ll be out in a minute!”
Saka scoffed and shouted back, “Fine, but I’m not doing any of your chores, got it?”
When Yuki heard the door shut, he sank to the floor.
“What is WRONG with me?”
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