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granted but it comes back

i wish i understood my bf

granted, but nobody believes that its real. (surgery can do amazing things these days 3nodding )

I wish my friend wouldn't steal my halloween costume.

Granted, but all your teeth need to be drilled.

I wish I wish I was a fish

granted, but then, while trying to show your skills as one of those coal walkers, you forget to take them of and they burn and melt.

I wish i had a white icing, choclate cake cupcake costume with lots of rainbow sprinkles on the top, and a black cupcake... wrapper thing... to dress up in for halloween. It becomes edible when I return home after trick or treating, so even if the neighbours just give me apples and socks I still get something nice to eat... because it will be nice! Super-cali-fragalistic-expialidoscious nice! Even better than Hagendaaz ice-cream! Shock horror! I know, you thought it wasn't possible, but it is now! Well... it will be if you grant my wish... One more thing! I'm the only one who can eat it, unless i permit someone else to, and i then have the power to make them stop eating at any time! w00t

Granted, but you forget to wear socks with them and your feet bleed until they become infected and the doctors put a badass tourniquet on both knees.

I wish everyone who has ever been on Australian Idol would spontaneously combust.

Granted, this also causes a chain reaction, resulting in the imploding of all big brother personnel... ummm, however, one of the Australian Idol people falls on you and suffer third degree burns... yeah.

I wish my afore mentioned wish would be granted.

^ granted but u dont know who "him" is
i wish i was taller