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 Posted: Fri Oct 27, 2006 7:20 pm
"Lipsmackin' Thirstquenchin' Acetastin' Motivatin' Goodbuzzin' Cooltalkin' Highwalkin' Fastlivin' Evergivin' Coolfizzin' Neji."
"Good Neji Has Danish Written All Over It."
"You Can't Top a Neji."
Neji, ultimate seme?
"Make It a Neji Night."
Don't mind if I do. . .
"Neji-Lickin' Good."
Mmmmmm
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Posted: Thu Nov 09, 2006 10:06 am
The Best Part of Waking Up is Sasunaru in Your Cup.
Snap! Crackle! Sasunaru!
Ribbed For Her Sasunaru.
Sasunaru Just Feels Right.
Sasunaru Wanted.
How Many Licks Does it Take to Get to the Center of a Sasunaru? (DEAR GOD!!!! heart heart heart )
We Do Sasunaru Right. (sounds like this guild's slogan xd )
Aaahh, Sasunaru!
Sasunaru Not Included. (AWWWW!)
Nothing Works Better Than a Naruto.
Sasuke, Take Me Away. (Naruto Talking!)
Nobody Better Lay a Finger on my Naruto. (Sasuke Talking!)
Fill It To The Rim With Naruto. ( eek )
We Do Naruto Right. (Hehehehe...)
The Cream of Naruto. ( This thing HAS to be rigged!)
Snap Into A Slim Naruto. (Definately rigged...)
All You Need is a Naruto and a Dream. (....what kind of dream would that be? heheheheh....)
Tonight, Let It Be Naruto. (YESSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!)
It's Different in a Naruto. (I swear I am not making this up! Thats how they wrote it!)
Naruto. It's Everywhere You Wanna Be. ("...")
We'll Leave The Naruto On For You. (Oh, god...the images...)
Just for the Taste of Naruto. (My god these are suggestive!)
I'm a Secret Naruto Drinker. (Sasuke! redface )
Just Do Naruto. (hehehehehe...)
The Sasuke That Eats Like A Meal. (hehehe...kinky...)
Try Sasuke, You'll Like It. (Itachi is such a pervert...)
Feel the Sasuke.
Get The Sasuke Out. (Oh dear...did they get a little to rough?)
Something Special In The Sasuke. (...NO COMMENT!)
Go To Work In A Sasuke. (I am NOT making that one up!)
I am Stuck on Sasuke, 'Cause Sasuke's Stuck on Me. (Again, they shouldnt get so rough!)
Tell Them About The Sasuke, Mummy. (What did he do this time?)
Get Busy with the Sasuke. (...oh, my...)
Gonna Be a While? Grab a Sasuke! (wow...great boredom relief!)
Too Orangey for Ninja. (discription of Naruto!)
Go Crack a Ninja. (Gaara!!! rofl )
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Ninja. (Half of Konoha's male population! heart )
Ninja, the Other White Meat. (Sounds like Zetsu!)
Men Can't Help Acting On Ninja.(...which one?)
Make It A Ninja Night. (YAY! NINJA ORGY!)
What Can Ninja Do For You? (The probide me with my daily porn needs.)
A Smooth-Running Ninja is a Relaxing Experience. (SQUEEEEE! heart heart heart )
Top Breeders Recommend Ninja. ( Discription of the Inuzuka Clan?)
Life's Pretty Straight Without Ninja. (Straight without Ninja? Are they referring to the Ninja of Naruto (copyright!)? If so...I agree! If they mean straight as in good...they lie!)
How Do You Eat Your Ninja? (Ask Sasuke... wink )
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:29 pm
Orochimaru Tested, Mother Approved.
Strong Enough for a Man, Made for a Kabuto.
((Kabuto is not a man apparently...lol))
Making Kabuto Taste Better.
Little. Yellow. Different. Uke!sasuke.
You Can Really Taste The Sexy No Jutsu!
Devon Knows How They Make Itachi So Creamy. rofl
Moving at the Speed of Kisame.
I'm Lovin' Hidan.
Go On, Get Your Yaoi Out.
An Army of Yaoi.
Just for the Taste of Icha Icha Paradise.
It's That Iruka Feeling.
The Biggest Seme Pennies Can Buy.
Fast Sasunaru and Good for You.
Every Kiss Begins With Sasunaru.
Come Fly The Friendly Manda.
You Too Can Have A Manda Like Mine.
Make Room for the Tsunade's Boobs.
((is this rigged?))
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:39 pm
Movie quotes!
I defy you! Come and kneel before Sasunaru!
That toad-sage is the pure, physical manifestation of Sadako's hatred.
He's not the Messiah. He's a very naughty Orochimaru!
((this is my favorite so far!))
What do you want to marry Kabuto for, anyhow?
If you build it, Sasu-cakes will come.
Why don't you come up sometime and see yaoi?
All right, Mr. DeMille, I'm ready for my yaoi.
May the Akatsuki be with you.
I love the smell of Sasunaru in the morning.
Have you ever danced with the Kisame in the pale moonlight?
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful Hidan.
I have a head for business and an Oreo-sama for sin.
Mrs. Robinson, you're trying to seduce Gamabunta. Aren't you?((o.O))
You can't handle the hot Naruto bondage!
And for an hour, for an hour - I'm the best Uke in the world...
Fasten your seatbelts. It's going to be a bumpy Uchihacest.
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 7:45 pm
Any Time, Any Place, Tsunade.
The Joy of Chibi Itachi.
This Is The Age Of The Chibi Itachi.
Why Have Cotton When You Can Have Horny Sasuke?
No-One Does Chicken Like Orochimaru.
Poppin' Fresh Manda.
((I love Manda!))
Where's The Manda?
Fresh from the Captain's Shonen-Ai.
The Kakairu Bars Are On Me!
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Posted: Sat Jun 02, 2007 11:35 pm
Gotta Lotta Thrusting.
Double the Pleasure, Double the Rape. (God, that was the sweetest one!)
Just One Groan - Give It To Me! (( rofl ))
Probably The Best Bondage In The World.
Feel The Raw Naked Sex Of The Road.
Prolongs Active Uke.
Every Lick Helps.
Your a**l, Right Away. (( eek ))
When The Going Gets Tough, The Tough Get Sweaty.
I can't believe how yaoi hinted these things can get...... xD Okay, I need to stop...... I'll spend hours just typing stuff. xP
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 1:00 am
Okay I'll give it a try :0
Deidara- The Fresh Maker!
If you want to get ahead, get a Shukaku!
Austrailians wouldn't give a Leader-sama for anything else!
America's most Trusts NejiGaaraSasu Manwitch ( xd !!!)
Good Honest Orochimaru since 1896 (Probably older than that XD)
Konoha Unscripted (o___o)
Pardon me, do you have any Grey Pakuun?
I like the ANBU in you
If you've got the time, we've got the jutsu ;0
A different kind of company a different kind of Gai
You're never alone with Rock Lee
Don't get mad, get Sasori
But I'd rather have a bowl of Tobi
Aahh! Chuunin!
I can't believe I ate the whole Akatsuki
Sharing the Neji of your life.
Break me off a piece of that Hokage
Okay, I'm done for now xd
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 10:26 am
{{ sounds fun <3 I'lljust do names and such. =D}}
8 out of 10 Owners who Expressed a Preference said Their Cats Preferred Gaara. <33
A Smooth-Running Naruto is a Relaxing Experience.[Fan-girl squeal~!]
Kakashi Works Wonders.[ :mrgeen: ]
I Scream, You Scream, We All Scream for Kiba. [The Kiba fan-girl anthem~! =D]
Once You Pop, You Can't Stop Itachi.[ =D]
Hinata Really Satisfies. [O oO . . . <3]
Designed for Yaoi. [Insert Sasuke and Naruto here <3]
Now with 50% more Lee! [xD]
Things Happen After a Yaoi. [Of course~!]
Get busy with Yaoi.[O///o uhhhh <3]
It's How Yaoi Is Done. [HAHHAHAHAAH!]
{{Thats all I have =3}}
mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 11:19 am
"Just a finger of Naru-chan is enough to give your kids a treat" rofl
"Naughty, but Naru-chan." ^^
"Everything we do is driven by Yaoi" O_O; so true
"If you can't beat yaoi, join yaoi!" XD
"All Sasu-chan, all the time..." O_O
"I'm only here for the SasuNaru..." ><; I'm caught
"Unzip a Naruto" O///O happy to oblige
"Race for the SasuNaru"
"Only Yaoi Smut has the answer" XDD
"Hungry? Why wait? Grab an uke!" xd
"The best part of waking up is Uke in your cup."
"Four out of five dentists recommed NaruSasu" SHWEET >3
"Nothin' says lovin' like NaruSasu from the oven!" crying poor poor Naruto and Sasuke.
"Get more from perverted Sasuke."
"It's perveted Sasuke time." ^^
"You're never alone with a snake rape no jutsu!"
"Please don't squeeze the snake rape no jutsu..."
"There ain't no party like a snake rape no jutsu party!"
"The curiously strong rape an uke" O_O THAT ROX
"I feel like raping an uke tonight" << sasuke said it not me
"Every Rape an uke helps"
"Sasu-seme it does a body good"
"How do you eat your foxy Naruto?"
"Foxy Naruto just feels right."
"Strong and beautiful, just like Foxy Naruto."
Okay I think I'm done for now
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Posted: Sun Jun 03, 2007 5:13 pm
Heres some of what I got:
I know this sounds crazy, but ever since yesterday on the road, I've been seeing this KAKASHI.(Theres a way to get movie quotes. xp )
I feel the need - the need for KAKASHI!(Movie Quote)
They may take away our KAKAIRU, but they'll never take our freedom!(Movie Quote)
Many Bothans died to bring us this KAKAIRU.(Movie Quote)
Hand-Built by Kakashi.
Just Like Kakashi Used To Make.
Kakairu - It Does a Body Good.(Yes, it does.)
You're Never Alone with a Kakairu.
I Want My Kakairu.
I Can't Believe It's Not Kakanaru.
Easy, Breezy, Beautiful Kakanaru.
Live in Your Yaoi, Play in Ours.
Don't Leave Home Without Yaoi.
Would You Give Someone Your Last Yaoi?(Heck no)
The Loudest Noise Comes From The Electric Yaoi.
Get Busy with the Kakashi.*nosebleeds*
The Joy of Kakashi.
More Kakashi Please.
Have You Forgotten How Good Kakashi Tastes?*nosebleed*
Smart. Beautiful. Kakashi.
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Posted: Fri Jun 15, 2007 3:37 pm
"You Deserve A Sasuke Today!"
And my favourite:
"Men Can't Help Acting On Rock Lee."
Ahaha, I just got this from the movie quotes, how apt!
"Why are you wearing that stupid Rock Lee suit?"
A final thought:
"With great power comes great yaoi."
"May the Yaoi be with you."
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:52 pm
rofl I just got: "Recommended by Dr. Yaoi."
I'd like to meet this doctor. xd
(edit) Another one: SasuNaru is Good For You. XDDD I need to get a t-shirt of that!
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 9:33 am
xd Ok, I got :
Have You Had Your Uchihacest Today?
Get in my Sasuke
Whatever You're Into, Get Into Narusasu.
Happiness is Yaoi-Shaped.
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Posted: Wed Jun 20, 2007 3:14 pm
Washing machines live longer with Tobi.
Nobody better lay a finger on my Tobi.
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Posted: Thu Jun 21, 2007 9:12 pm
Please Don't Squeeze The Sasuke.
Life Should Taste As Good As Sasuke.
Got a Naruto? You're in Luck.
Iruka Prevents That Sinking Feeling.
Now with 50% more Tentacle Rape!
Yaoi Is Our Middle Name.
Pure Itachi. ((strong stuff!))
Top Breeders Recommend Itachi. rofl
A Finger of Orochimaru is Just Enough to Give Your Kids a Treat. eek
The Non-Sticky Sticky Kisame.
You Can Really Taste The Yaoi!
More Narusasu Please.
You Press the Boylove, We Do the Rest.
Big Chocolate Kakashi.
Fill It To The Rim With Kabuto. rofl
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