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Beh Bear

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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:50 pm

Deep Despair

NUUUU! MY EVIL SISTER JUST DREW KAKASHI SHAKING HIS BUTT!!!!! crying crying crying crying crying crying crying NOW ITS GONNA STAY WITH ME IN MY MIND.... AND ON PAPER!!!!!! sad crying sad crying sad crying gonk

;o; Ah...

Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 6:52 pm

Sakura: Sasuke you dumb ********!! I'm marrying Naruto-kun!!
Tsunade: I heart you Jirya!! Draw me naked for your book!! xp

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Blade Burashina

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Posted: Sat Oct 09, 2004 11:14 pm

Choji: You know...I think I might like a low carb granola bar...
Ino: Oh come on...you really should eat more! Here! Try some BBQ!
Choji:No no no...BBQ has too much sugar in it. Carbs are the enemy man..

Posted: Sun Oct 10, 2004 10:55 pm

Lol ^^ carbs are the enemy o.o

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sariane

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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:38 am

this is by far
the funniest thread
i've ever read [ha that rhymes]
in my life.

Kakashi: ::throws down make-out paradise:: ahhg! i'm sick of this book! ::picks up Popular Science magazine::

Sasuke: uhn.. sakura?
Sakura: *giddy as hell* ye..yes sasuke-kun?
Sasuke:.. uhn... iwannagoshopping! can we go shopping sakura? PLEASE!
Sakura: eek
Sasuke: i'm determined to find a pink forehead-protector.
Sakura: ...f... for who?
Sasuke: .. wha.. for ME, ya silly-pants! i wanna impress naruto.. whee
Sakura: *dies*

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 9:53 am

Deep Despair

Beh Bear

Deep Despair

Beh Bear

Kakashi: :: Dances, shaking his booty. And sings: :: Who let the dogs out!?

that is going to haunt my dreams.... FOREVER!!!

xd I'm sorry.

NUUUU! MY EVIL SISTER JUST DREW KAKASHI SHAKING HIS BUTT!!!!! crying crying crying crying crying crying crying NOW ITS GONNA STAY WITH ME IN MY MIND.... AND ON PAPER!!!!!! sad crying sad crying sad crying gonk

WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO!?!?! gonk

*Kakashi is dancing and shaking his booty*
Naruto/Sasuke/Sakura: Go Kakashi! It's your birthday! We're gonna party like it's your birthday!!

Sakura: My dream of being near a tall perverted guy has come true! Come here Kakashi-sensei!!

Sasuke: Do the sharingan eyes make me look skinny?

Itachi: Why do I wear clouds?

Itachi: I don't want to hurt my brother..he is my only love crying

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Killer(V)onkey

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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:22 pm

Kiba: I'm more of a cat person...

Gaara: I love you, _______!

Chouji: Lee, Canm I cone along on your 500- mile run today? I feel out of shape.

Shino: EEEEEK! a Mouse! ( I love shino the most xp )

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:26 pm

Shikamaru: I should learn more jutsus..

Ino: Sakura can have Sasuke she deserves him..I want Shikamaru

Kakashi: I wish Jirayia would stop making those Ichi ichi paradise books..they are offensive to women! *sigh and picks up a jutsu book*

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Deep Despair

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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 6:26 pm

Killer(V)onkey

Kiba: I'm more of a cat person...

Gaara: I love you, _______!

Chouji: Lee, Canm I cone along on your 500- mile run today? I feel out of shape.

Shino: EEEEEK! a Mouse! ( I love shino the most xp )

shino: *bug crawls across hand* EEK! A BUG! GET IT OFF ME! GET IT OFF ME!!!!! *faints*

Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2004 8:28 pm

Kankourou: Puppets are stupid, i'm going to take up the deadly art of ballet

o.o that one is cheezy @_@

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ChibiAngelwolf

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:49 am

Rock Lee: I should quit being a ninja

Sakura: I like walking behind Sasuke and Naruto...good view of their butts..

Gaara: I'm against violence!

Iruka: Naruto is a dumbnut, he is definately not my favorite student.

Kyuubi: I like it in Naruto instead of the scary outside world

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:50 am

Gaara: I love u all!!!!!! especially u rock lee!!!

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ChibiAngelwolf

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 7:55 am

Gaara: Sand is not a play toy..

3rd Hokage: I don't feel like saving this village today

Orochimaru: I don't have working arms anymore...I quit being the bad guy!

Kabuto: Being on the loser's side of the battlefield is not my style..I'm joining Naruto!

Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 1:42 pm

ahahaha those are some good quotes...sorry if i'm copying anyone because I didn't read all the quotes, but anyways...

Ino- Sakura, you can have Sasuke

Sakura- Naruto, I really like how brave you are

Naruto- you know Sasuke, that kiss...I really liked it

Sasuke- any ladies up for a date?

Konohamaru- I love how no one treats me as a person in this village

Hokage (any)- I really hate this village

Haku- Why do I have to protect Zabuza...I don't owe him anything

Zabuza- you know what kakashi? :releases kakashi from water prison: I don't really wanna fight...How about you kill me now?

Shikamaru- Why are you giving up? The fight just started

Rock Lee- I thought I could....but I don't care anymore :hands Gai his suit: I don't wanna be a ninja anymore

Orochimaru- I have discovered that I am wrong...Konoha, please kill me for my crimes...

That's all for now...hope I didn't copy anyone with that...hahaha

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ChibiAngelwolf

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Posted: Tue Oct 12, 2004 2:31 pm

some of those i did but thats ok lol

Orochimaru: Maybe I should my talents for something other than fighting (I'm sorry if that sounds perverted...)

Itachi: I can't believe I attacked my own brother...I didn't want to...I truely...love him..oh I hope he doesn't hate me..

Kakashi: I wish I didn't have that damn Sharingan...its so annoying..

Sasuke: I wish I wasn't an Uchiha..its so stupid..I say/think "Sharingan" and it works!

Idate: I hate running..

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