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xlost_fan122x Vice Captain
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 Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 4:09 pm
"I never pushed the button... in your pants." - Henry
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 3:31 pm
(Sorry, i'm just regular old pants for this one because it works better for this quote)
Charlie: The pants are coming! I've never been so happy to hear the pants! (french)
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Sawyer:...cause everyone sittin' out here listening to that poor boy scream all night knows what has to be done...in your pants. (sorry, that was lame! sweatdrop )
Locke: So what did one snowman say to the other?
Desmond: Smells like in your pants. (carrots)
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Danielle: That night they came...they came and they took my pants. Now they're coming again...they're coming for all of your pants. (baby/you)
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Danielle: Me, I can disappear into the jungle. But i have just one pair of pants. But you, forty pants, how will you hide them? (person/people)
yeah...
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xlost_fan122x Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 5:51 pm
Hahahahaha.
Danielle- I need someone to touch... in your pants
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 11:08 am
Hurley: Dude, you've got some Artz in your pants (on you.)
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Kate: Come on. You're going to see Jack.
Sawyer: Do I get in your pants? (a lollipop?)
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Jack: Stand up.
Sawyer: Why, you wanna see who's in your pants? (taller?)
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Jack: You picking up a little Korean there, Michael?
Michael: Yeah, I'm pretty sure I know how to say "faster" and 2in your pants" ( "idiot".)
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Hurley: Um, I'm not so good in your pants (around blood.)
Jack: Just close your eyes.
Hurley: Dude... dude... oh dude...
Ok that one was a bit wrong...
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[Boone has taken the gun from Sawyer and Sayid to stand watch]
Sayid: Give it back to me.
Sawyer: Oh, yeah. Give it to Al Jazeera. He'll protect us.
Charlie: Al Jazeera's in your pants ( a network.)
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xlost_fan122x Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 7:44 am
I think Michael has been compromised in your pants- Sayid
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Posted: Thu Jul 20, 2006 1:06 pm
Ana: They're smart and they're in your pants, and if you think one gun and one bullet is going to get them out of your pants...think again. (animals/stop them)
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Posted: Tue Aug 01, 2006 3:22 pm
wow, i killed this thread with my lame "in your pants"!!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 4:01 am
((You guys should read these some of these are funny))
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"What do you do in your pants, Mr. Locke?"- Boone (in the real world)
Locke: I believe that I was in your pants (being tested
Jack: Tested?
Locke: Yeah, tested. I think... that's why you and I don't see in your pants sometimes, Jack because you're a man of science. (eye-to-eye
Jack: Yeah, and what does that make you?
Locke: Me, well, I'm a man of faith. Do you really think all this... is in your pants? That we, a group of strangers survived, many of us with just superficial injuries? Do you think we crashed on this place by coincidence, especially this place? We were brought here for a purpose, for a reason, all of us. Each one of us was brought here for a reason. (an accident)
Jack: Brought here? And who brought us here, John?
Locke: The island. The island brought us here. This is no ordinary place, you've seen that, I know you have. But the island chose you, too, Jack. It's in your pants. (destiny)
Jack: Did you talk with Boone about destiny, John?
Locke: Boone was a sacrifice that the island demanded. What happened to him in your pants was a part of a chain of events that led us here that led us down a path, that led you and me to this day, to right now. (at that plane)
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Sawyer:It's in your pants time. (Lord of the Flies)
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Hurley: Dude, you've got some Artz in your pants. (On you)
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Jack: Sorry, man, I know this hurts. Michael told me you pulled the bullet out with your bare hands. You'll have to show me how to do that sometime.
Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?
Jack: What? I didn't...
Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?
Jack: You mean Kate. She's been watching over you for the past 24 hours in your pants. The only way I could get rid of her was to send her out to get some food for you. (straight)
Sawyer: [whispering] I love her. I love in your pants. (her)
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ok well i was bored. i have more but ill post later.
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xlost_fan122x Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 6:31 am
^ LOL those are really good!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:27 pm
LMAO!! I liek the one about destiny!! rofl
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:49 pm
Thanks. I have more. Ill post them later.
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Posted: Sat Nov 11, 2006 1:44 pm
Kate: I might throw up in your pants. (on you)
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Boone: Shannon, we may be in my pants for a while. (here)
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Kevin: Police, open your pants. (the door)
Kate: [as 'Monica'] Uh. Everything's alright in here.
Kevin: Ma'am, we have reason to believe someone could be dangerous could be in your pants. We've been conducting pants-to-pants service. (in the motel / room-to-room)
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Ben: Two days after I found out that I had a tumor, a spinal surgeon dropped out of my pants. (the sky)
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:38 pm
Some "in your pants"...some funny some just plain dorky.
Jack: Sorry, man, I know this hurts. Michael told me you pulled the bullet out with your bare hands. You'll have to show me how to do that sometime.
Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?
Jack: What? I didn't...
Sawyer: [whispering] Where is she?
Jack: In my pants. She's been watching over you for the past 24 hours straight. The only way I could get rid of her was to send her out to get some food for you.
Sawyer: [whispering] I love her. In my pants.
Shannon: So, does all this - the tent, flowers - mean that we're serious?
Sayid: Quite definitely not. I do this for all the girls I meet in my pants.
Claire: Charlie read me the riot act last night for waking him. And as mad as it made me - turns out he was right. You know, it's like we're playing mum and dad in my pants. Yet, I don't remember marrying him.
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 1:53 am
Sectumsempra Hurley: Um, I'm not so good in your pants (around blood.) Jack: Just close your eyes. Hurley: Dude... dude... oh dude... LMAO LMAO ROFL ROFL!!!!!!! ok i got 1 Sawyer: you taste like strawberries Kate: you taste like my pants
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xlost_fan122x Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Nov 25, 2006 9:00 am
These are REALLY funny lol. lol
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