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[...[Heartless Dream]...]
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 Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:17 pm
Edward: Yo mamma's so fat...
Caius: OH NO YOU DI-IN'T!
Aro: Ooh, you just got dissed!
Bella: You betta not be hurtin' my man!
<--Stole off of a picture on DeviantART XD)
Edward: I love you Jacob Black.
Jacob: And I now confess my undying love for you, Edward Cullen
Bella: I hate both of you.
(I cringed typing this, literally D smile
Jacob: Bells, honey, I think you should go and become a vampire.
Bella: I don't love you anymore, Edward. I love Jasper instead!
Edward: Bella, love, go and live with your werewolf pals.
Carlisle: Oooh, look, human blood! Screw resitance! TO WAAAAR!
Esme: Bella, go jump off a cliff like I did. Have a horrid life 8D
Rosalie: **I LOVE BELLA T-shirt on**
Alice: Hmph. I hate shopping.
Emmet: Mommy, I want ice creeeeaaaam!
Jasper: Ooh Eee Ooh Ah Ah, Bing bang, Walawala bing bang...
Aro: OMG, WE GOTSTA KILL EDWARD!
Caius: Dude! Don't sneak up on me like that!
Jane: Psst, hey, Bella! I need some dating advice...
Hiedi(sp?): Wow! Emmet, Where'd you get that muscle? I've got to toughen up-Then I can go vegan!
Charlie: *Darth Vader* Edward, I am your FATHER...
Renee: Oh em Gee! Charlie, let's go to Vegas! I'll ditch "Phil" and we can go on and have some alone time...
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:15 am
hahahahahahahahaha some of these are so funny! rofl rofl rofl
Edward: do a little danace....
Jasper: make a little love....
Emmet: get down tonight.....
Bella: can can can we do the can can,
Alice: tell me whos the man man
Esme: watch me do the can can
Rosalie: we got lots of fans fans
Carlsisle: we just kicked their can cans! whoo!
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 8:34 pm
rofl You people are endlessly amusing.
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Posted: Sat Sep 23, 2006 9:10 pm
ToDieLaughing rofl You people are endlessly amusing. most defenitly
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 9:02 am
Ya I like this I'm glad I started it.
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 12:19 pm
Laken louise Ya I like this I'm glad I started it. im glad you started this too. its so funny. rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 1:45 pm
Yup! Really funny!
Edward: I am beautiful, no matter what they say, words can't bring me down!
Bella: Like, OMG! WTF? STFU? LOL LOL LOL!!!
Alice: Go jump of a cliff or something. . .
Carslile: VAMPIRES PWN!!!
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:12 pm
Edward: Dah nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh. Can't touch this!
Edward: Ice Ice BABY!
Edward: Soooooo tell me what you want, what you really really want! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want! I really really really wanna zig ah zig, ahhh! If you want my future, forget my past. . .
Edward: Hit me baby one more time!
(Sorry, too much sugar!)
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:31 pm
Kyuubi Kit Edward: Dah nuh nuh, nuh nuh nuh. Can't touch this! Edward: Ice Ice BABY! Edward: Soooooo tell me what you want, what you really really want! I'll tell you what I want, what I really really want! I really really really wanna zig ah zig, ahhh! If you want my future, forget my past. . . Edward: Hit me baby one more time! (Sorry, too much sugar!) rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl these are awesome!!!!! keep it coming!! ( (im in a rut, cant think of anything..... crying )
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 2:44 pm
Bella: It's electric, boogie woogie woogie!
Edward: Sanity is sooooo over-rated.
Edward: OMG! Shiny things!
Carlisle: I swear to drunk I'm not God!
Edward: My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard!
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:57 pm
Bella: Edward I dont want to be a vampire anymore
Edward: Bells do you want to be a vampire? I'll turn you tonight.
(Srry I just cant see Edward saying that)
Jacob: Hey Edward! Can I borrow like a hundred buck and I'll pay you back buddy!
Bella: Edward I dont love you no more... I love Carlisle
(Oh thats my little fanitsy world there... I LOVE CASLISLE!)
Edward: *song from Jaws* I'm gonna bite you!
Bella: Edward will you marry me? *gets on one knee and pulls out a ring*
(I can so see that)
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:58 pm
I made a mistake by reading these...and screaming in laughter when I was on the phone with my boyfriend... sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:05 pm
Niko-Yasha I made a mistake by reading these...and screaming in laughter when I was on the phone with my boyfriend... sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:46 pm
Yeah, I was laughing, too. I'm so stupid. I was laughing while reading one, and i though, 'God I wish I thought of these!' when I was reading my own post. I felt all stupid. . . sweatdrop
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Posted: Thu Sep 28, 2006 3:54 pm
Edward: You go, girlfriend!
Carlisle: I'm too sexy for my shirt, so sexy it huuuuurts!
Bella: Clumsy? I've got the grace of a Ballerinaaaa!
Edward: A dead one?
Emmet: OMG! A spider!!! KILL IT, BELLA, KILL IT!!!!! gonk
Edward: OMG! Bella, your lips are bleeding!
Bella: It's lipstick, Edward. . . stare
Esme: WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!! xd
Carlise: Growing old is mandatory. . . growing up is optional!
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