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 Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 1:51 am
Chieira x_LoveObject_x Ok, well the point of that rant was the lube deal. I don't care if it's skin on skin, you need lube. BUT, You know, I could see him haivng some other sort of p***s. Ya know, like rubber or whatnot. He could control it with chakara? Which brings me back to my original joke... "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" I was actually responding to the friction comment, because... XD as much as that amused me, it's a good point. So then I started thinking, "Well, he could always have made that part with something other than wood..." Which led my brain to begin wondering WHAT exactly he could use. It's a scary, scary place inside my head. So what do you think he should use besides wood or rubber? XD
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 8:26 am
x_LoveObject_x Chieira x_LoveObject_x Ok, well the point of that rant was the lube deal. I don't care if it's skin on skin, you need lube. BUT, You know, I could see him haivng some other sort of p***s. Ya know, like rubber or whatnot. He could control it with chakara? Which brings me back to my original joke... "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" I was actually responding to the friction comment, because... XD as much as that amused me, it's a good point. So then I started thinking, "Well, he could always have made that part with something other than wood..." Which led my brain to begin wondering WHAT exactly he could use. It's a scary, scary place inside my head. So what do you think he should use besides wood or rubber? XD ^^; Well, MY brain went down the road of... instead of constructing one himself, maybe he'd go buy one. Which led to the thought of Sasori in a sex shop perusing the 'choices', trying to decide what size he wanted to be.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 12:02 pm
Chieira x_LoveObject_x Chieira x_LoveObject_x Ok, well the point of that rant was the lube deal. I don't care if it's skin on skin, you need lube. BUT, You know, I could see him haivng some other sort of p***s. Ya know, like rubber or whatnot. He could control it with chakara? Which brings me back to my original joke... "Puppet p***s no Jutsu!" I was actually responding to the friction comment, because... XD as much as that amused me, it's a good point. So then I started thinking, "Well, he could always have made that part with something other than wood..." Which led my brain to begin wondering WHAT exactly he could use. It's a scary, scary place inside my head. So what do you think he should use besides wood or rubber? XD ^^; Well, MY brain went down the road of... instead of constructing one himself, maybe he'd go buy one. Which led to the thought of Sasori in a sex shop perusing the 'choices', trying to decide what size he wanted to be. He could bring Dei with'em and ask him which one he liked XD While everyone stares.. eek
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 9:49 pm
Chieira x_LoveObject_x Rose Koneko XD That's so great. Now see, I would also worry about it warping. Can't wood, even if it's been varnished, eventually have water damage? .......I will never look at one of those deck protection commercials again, without thinking of Sasori's need for a moisture proof peenor. Ohh, the trials of having a wooden p***s!! You would need a lot of lube for a wooden p***s. I mean, wood can get HOT when friction is applied. So yeah... wood moisturizer would be a must o.o It is rather scary how seriously I am taking this XD Unless Sasori felt like being mean he'd have to use lots of lube, and contrary to popular fangirl belief, boys do not have seld lubracating asses. o.x WHERE'S THE LUBE!? Maybe Sasori used something other than wood to make his p***s? Oh, the possibilities... XD My detachable metal penish? Although, that would get pretty cold. ....I would love to see someone draw Dei presenting Sasori with a clay p***s. "This one is more sturdy, unnn..." Ah, the best birthday present a partner can give, a new p***s.
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Posted: Tue Sep 12, 2006 10:43 pm
Rose Koneko Chieira ShadowedMoonlight xd Just goes to show, the memebers of this guild can turn almost any conversation to p***s talk. ...OMG. I rabidly want to quote that on the main page of the guild now. heart Done. I'm not sure if I should be mortified or honoured... I'm gonna go with honoured. whee EDIT: My brother read this, and he said "Go with both. That would either be monoured or hortified..." and I of course burst out snickering. 'tis pronounced 'whore-ti-fied'. xd
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