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 Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:19 pm
The Satah Ranty Naru Do these boobs feel lumpy to you?
Hey, hey: Does this Pepsi taste like acid to you?
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 2:35 pm
Ranty Naru The Satah Ranty Naru Do these boobs feel lumpy to you?
Hey, hey: Does this Pepsi taste like acid to you?Does this Eggnog seem plushi-fying to you?
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Posted: Wed Sep 06, 2006 4:16 pm
Does this syringe feel full of air to you? :O
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Posted: Sat Sep 09, 2006 1:43 pm
Captain Kt Does this syringe feel full of air to you? :O
N-no. I refuse to find out.
Plushifying? *flees*
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 4:41 pm
Does this PORK CHOP feel DELICIOUS to you?
Because holy CRAP, it IS. I LOVE THIS PORK CHOP. GOOD GOD. MEAT. IS SO GOOD. I DON'T KNOW HOW I SURVIVED BEING A VEGETARIAN FOR SO LONG. IT FEELS SO NICE TO JUST BE LIKE "HAHA, PIG-THING, I AM HUMAN, HEAR ME ROAR! I DOMINATE YOU FOR I AM EATING YOU! NEVER MIND THAT YOU ARE TREATED HORRIBLY AT FARM-THINGS AND IF I ACTUALLY HAD TO KILL YOU, I WOULD p***y OUT, NAME YOU GEORGE, SAY YOU WERE A FRENCH PORN STAR AND KEEP YOU IN MY CLOSET!" Honestlyyyy! We were talking about carnivores and s**t and science and I was like I AM OMNIVORE! FUUCK YEAAAH! I WAS A HERBIVORE, BUT NO LONGER. I AM LIKE THE MIGHTY POLAR BEAR, FLUFFY YET DEADLY! DO NOT GET ON MY BAD SIDE OR I WILL STALK YOU AND TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, ALL WHILE BLENDING PERFECTLY INTO MY SURROUNDINGS! YES! I AM THE POLAR BEAR! NOT SOME PANSY BROWN BEAR! OH, NO! I AM THE FEARED WHITE ANIMAL OF DOOM! EVEN SCIENTISTS WITH ALL OF THEIR BRAIN MATTER ARE LIKE "OH, NO! IT IS A POLAR BEAR! LET US FLEE, WINSTON!" "I DO SAY, CHARLES, THAT SEEMS LIKE QUITE A GOOD IDEA!" AND THEN THEY RUN LIKE ******** BOXES FULL OF WIMP! BECAUSE IT'S A ******** POLAR BEAR! YOU DON'T. MESS. WITH. A GODDAMN. POLAR BEAR. IF THERE WAS A SUPERHERO CALLED THE POLAR BEAR, NO VILLIAN WOULD EVER ******** WITH THAT CITY UNLESS THEY ARE TRES TRES STUPID. HIS MOTTO COULD BE "I AM A ******** POLAR BEAR, BITCHES" AND NO-ONE WOULD EVEN TRY TO TOUCH HIM OR HIS MOTHER. GOD HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE TO BE A POLAR BEAR?! <********> oh. Umm... Went on a bit of a tangent there... >_>;;
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Posted: Sun Sep 10, 2006 7:18 pm
D: okay so it started out pork chop then ended up with a polar bear...
rofl
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Mon Sep 11, 2006 4:28 am
Kangaroo S.T.U. D: okay so it started out pork chop then ended up with a polar bear... rofl
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 2:33 pm
The Satah Does this PORK CHOP feel DELICIOUS to you?
Because holy CRAP, it IS. I LOVE THIS PORK CHOP. GOOD GOD. MEAT. IS SO GOOD. I DON'T KNOW HOW I SURVIVED BEING A VEGETARIAN FOR SO LONG. IT FEELS SO NICE TO JUST BE LIKE "HAHA, PIG-THING, I AM HUMAN, HEAR ME ROAR! I DOMINATE YOU FOR I AM EATING YOU! NEVER MIND THAT YOU ARE TREATED HORRIBLY AT FARM-THINGS AND IF I ACTUALLY HAD TO KILL YOU, I WOULD p***y OUT, NAME YOU GEORGE, SAY YOU WERE A FRENCH PORN STAR AND KEEP YOU IN MY CLOSET!" Honestlyyyy! We were talking about carnivores and s**t and science and I was like I AM OMNIVORE! FUUCK YEAAAH! I WAS A HERBIVORE, BUT NO LONGER. I AM LIKE THE MIGHTY POLAR BEAR, FLUFFY YET DEADLY! DO NOT GET ON MY BAD SIDE OR I WILL STALK YOU AND TEAR YOU LIMB FROM LIMB, ALL WHILE BLENDING PERFECTLY INTO MY SURROUNDINGS! YES! I AM THE POLAR BEAR! NOT SOME PANSY BROWN BEAR! OH, NO! I AM THE FEARED WHITE ANIMAL OF DOOM! EVEN SCIENTISTS WITH ALL OF THEIR BRAIN MATTER ARE LIKE "OH, NO! IT IS A POLAR BEAR! LET US FLEE, WINSTON!" "I DO SAY, CHARLES, THAT SEEMS LIKE QUITE A GOOD IDEA!" AND THEN THEY RUN LIKE ******** BOXES FULL OF WIMP! BECAUSE IT'S A ******** POLAR BEAR! YOU DON'T. MESS. WITH. A GODDAMN. POLAR BEAR. IF THERE WAS A SUPERHERO CALLED THE POLAR BEAR, NO VILLIAN WOULD EVER ******** WITH THAT CITY UNLESS THEY ARE TRES TRES STUPID. HIS MOTTO COULD BE "I AM A ******** POLAR BEAR, BITCHES" AND NO-ONE WOULD EVEN TRY TO TOUCH HIM OR HIS MOTHER. GOD HOW AWESOME WOULD IT BE TO BE A POLAR BEAR?! <********> oh. Umm... Went on a bit of a tangent there... >_>;; Say what now?
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:04 pm
... o__o You know, I was just staring at the quote that you made, thinking you had added in the word porn, but then I went back and read the original post and realized that... nope... I said it.
... In my defence, my sinuses felt like they were going to explode out of my face in a glob of snot, blood and brains, I had a headache and I was heavily medicated... >_>;
... Ummm... Yeaaahhhh... I'll just... Go that way, then. *Slinks off*
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 3:56 pm
The Satah ... o__o You know, I was just staring at the quote that you made, thinking you had added in the word porn, but then I went back and read the original post and realized that... nope... I said it.
... In my defence, my sinuses felt like they were going to explode out of my face in a glob of snot, blood and brains, I had a headache and I was heavily medicated... >_>;
... Ummm... Yeaaahhhh... I'll just... Go that way, then. *Slinks off* ...So you're saying the gist of your other porn one track mind, haha post wasn't about porn? sad
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 4:46 pm
gonk What happened to my poor topic? T_____________T
HAHA. ********, b***h!!
I love you, Satah. *pets*
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:39 pm
Roisper Quaris ...So you're saying the gist of your other porn one track mind, haha post wasn't about porn? sad
*Purr* (8
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 6:46 pm
satah...
if I didn't feel awkward about the word love and its various connotatations and denotations and the fact that it is overused and thrown around way too much and does not exist in the way most people use/describe it most of the time, I would totally say I love you
you know
platonically of course XP
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Posted: Wed Sep 13, 2006 8:28 pm
spork_kun satah...
if I didn't feel awkward about the word love and its various connotatations and denotations and the fact that it is overused and thrown around way too much and does not exist in the way most people use/describe it most of the time, I would totally say I love you
you know
platonically of course XP Everyone loves Satah. It's an SUTF rule.
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emily swashbuckle Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 14, 2006 4:30 am
spork_kun satah...
if I didn't feel awkward about the word love and its various connotatations and denotations and the fact that it is overused and thrown around way too much and does not exist in the way most people use/describe it most of the time, I would totally say I love you
you know
platonically of course XP
*Cackle* xDTelor Everyone loves Satah. It's an SUTF rule.
Satah's Morning: *Mostly crap*
This: *Cheers her up immensely*
HAHA NOW I CAN SKIP THROUGH FLOWERS OF DAISIES WITH BUNNIES AND SWIM IN RIVERS WEARING DRESSES AND HATS. @3@ ... Well... More like carry my ******** HUGE bag through the rain to my busstop, but you know how it is... xD;
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