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 Posted: Sun Dec 30, 2007 11:47 pm
It would have to be the time it was late at night so I had the volume down all the way. I'm riding around on shadowmere, just 'sploring (exploring) and stuffs. I decide to go and drop by bruma. As I enter, I see all the guards running towards me. I immediately think "Holy s**t, what did I do wrong this time?". Then, I see them run right past me. I turn around, and I don't think I've ever been so shocked in my life.
-10 wolves
-7 bears
-13 imps
-8 goblins
-16 land dreugh
-4 trolls
-9 ogres
Luckily, I had the spell mod "Hilarity" installed, so I used the spell that does Shock damage 10,000 in 200 feet. My computer has NEVER lagged so hard.
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 6:41 pm
k it wuz at the end of the oblivion game yer goin through the emperial city havin to protect martin and he's takin his freakin precious time while im fiten like 10 rock guys and all these daedric ppl and such well i hav no idea how he and i both lived but ha ha pirate we did
u wanna know how
I rule mrgreen
na im jk im ok at oblivion i jus got some wicked weps and armor
speakin of armor where can i get a flippin daedric helm i cant find one anywhere ive been into so many freakin caves and tomes and houses and such that i jus bout give up
if u know where i can find 1 pleez pm me
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Posted: Tue Jan 01, 2008 11:31 pm
haha another one for Orgim
Taking on every golden saint and seducer in New Sheoth
thats hard lol
especially....when I ran outta potions....got slaughtered nearly...actually had to run and leave shivering Isles XD
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Posted: Mon Jan 07, 2008 7:04 am
I stole something in Anvil(I think) and the guards tried to arrest me, I resisted.
Half an Hour later, with dozens of dead guards around me(They just keep coming) mixed with a few civilians, i finally just loaded before I fought, I had a fine worth more than my life.
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Posted: Mon Jan 14, 2008 2:12 pm
Lets see...
There are times when I was dungeon crawling, and I accidentally pulled like 4 zombies, which are pretty tough to kill. I was out of magicka after I summoned a dremora, so I was stuck slicing and dicing along side my dremora. After 2 minutes, I emerged victorious.
My warlock class is modeled after World of Warcraft's warlocks, so I'm always supposed to win. I'm over powered.
I'm gonna make spells to kill everyone. Then no one will stop me biggrin
TIP: If you're a spellcaster, kiting really helps. What I mean is run backwards with your weapon sheathed (you run slower with it out) and continually throw bolts at your enemy. Eventually they fall dead.
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Posted: Wed Jan 16, 2008 12:55 pm
OK! I got a new one just last night. I was doing the main quest, The Path of Dawn. I decided not to give up my s**t to join the mythic dawn (I had a bunch of sweet gear from SI including Sheogorath's Regalia) Killed my way into the big summoning room. Me and my flesh atronarch owned like 8 guys.
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Posted: Fri Jan 18, 2008 7:32 pm
Well the largest battle I probably ever got into was this.
One day I was bored on my level 48 so I decided to see how many guards I could get on my tail at once. I started down in Leyawin. I just attacked one in the city and then I resisted arrest. I then proceeded to run around the city trying to accumulate as many enemies as I could. I then left and ran towards Bravil (stopping every few feet so they could catch up to me).
When I got to Bravil I did the same thing as I did in Leyawin. I then proceeded to Cheydinhal and then on to Bruma. On my way out of Bruma I saw two Imperial Legion soldiers right in front of me. Now, at this point my game was lagging a TON but even so I decided to try to take a swing at them on the fly. While I was swinging my Deadric claymore at them I stopped because I thought my game was going to freeze on me. Because the game was lagging so much I didn't move at all and the flood of about 40 guards caught up with me. Now I have full enchanted Deadric armor and I am a master of Heavy Armor but 40 guards all about 5 levels above me is to much. Despite that I tried to stay and fight. After about 30 seconds I was down to about 15 health so I made a break for it. Up until now all of the guards were using their swords. I turned the camera around in 3rd person mode to see what the guards were doing and I saw just one guard take out his bow aim and fire. The shot arced over the crowd and hit me right in the............. hand. I spun around and collapsed on the ground dead.
The stupidist thing I have ever done but definatly the most fun.
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Posted: Sat Jan 26, 2008 6:05 pm
Ahahaha. The best "getaway" I've ever made was as part of the Theives Guild quest chain.
You know the quest where you have to steal the ring off the Countess of Leyawiin, Alessia Caro? Well, it was about midnight on my Dunmer thief. I had masterfully snuck into the Count and Countess' chambers, dodging the two guards that patrolled the hallway on the way (The Shadow birthsign for the win). I had gotten all the way to the jewelrybox and unlocked it when I discovered that the ring was not there. Perplexed, I looked at my quest log. It said that the ring SHOULD be there, because she SHOULD be asleep. I looked down at the bed and came to the realization that the Countess was not really sleeping... She wasn't even in the room.
As I was turned to leave the chambers and try again tomorrow, I heard footsteps coming toward the room. Frantically, I looked around for a quick place to hide. I saw none, so I ran to a corner, ironically the best lit corner in the room, but the doorway and bed did not have a clear vantage point to it, so I crouched down and hoped for the best.
Five seconds later, the Countess walks into the room and immediately goes to her side of the bed. She didn't see me, which was a good thing. I waited another 10 seconds to make sure that there were no guards following her and I checked the jewelry box once more. To my suprise, there was no ring in the box. I figured that she must have kept it on, and when I went to take it from her finger, she awoke!
I of course was stunned for a moment, and then realized what was going on. The Count had woken up as well, and the two were beating on my poor character with their fists. I stole down the hallway toward the exit of the castle when I attracted the attention of not one, but both guards who began firing their arrows toward me.
I finally escaped from the castle, but all the guards of the castle and the Count and Countess were still in pursuit of me. I ran toward the gates of the city, all citizens and guards chasing me. Once at the stable, I stole the fastest horse that I could find, a lovely bay horse, and rode off in the direction of the only inn I knew of. I had managed to outrun my pursuers, and I decided to hide out in the inn until the next night, when I would make my escape into the forest.
I enterd the inn and found none other than Alessia Caro, who hit me once with her fist and I fell over dead.
Oh well, I was close.
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Posted: Mon Feb 04, 2008 4:57 pm
I was engaged in a battle with 3 necromancers (this was at a low level), and seeing as though the odds were against me, I jumped off a cliff into a river. They repeated the incident, but they killed themselves in the fall. Talk about lucky sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed Feb 06, 2008 12:50 pm
I got another one!
So I was dicking around Hackdirt, murdering the remaining citizens there. I stumbled across the Hackdirt caverns. Naturally, being the dungeon crawler that I am, I hopped inside. I saw all of those shirtless cultist guys, all huddling around the fire in the big room. I was wearing my ring of the khajiti, so I was hiding in the shadows. I got spotted, and my biggest slaughter fest ensued. I shot my spell that does 20 damage in 20 sec, and they all died in a pile, in flames.
METAL.
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:11 pm
DumberDan Sormani Ah...my favorite Oblivion moment. I like roleplaying, so it'll be in third-person, past-tense. __________________ Maikau lurched out the door of the massive citadel in the center of the Oblivion realm he was in. A Scamp, a Xivilai, a and a Dremora Valkynaz were chasing quickly after him. He reached the edge of the island, and smiled quietly as he swivelled around to face the enemy's he had lured into his trap. He already had an arrow notched, and with one swift shot to the head, the Valkynaz was felled. The Xivilai roared, and, ignoring his fallen comrade, lunged at Maikau. By this time, however, the skilled bladesman had already drawn the mystic sword known as Goldbrand, and with two swipes, took down the raging monster. The frightened Scamp took off. The Argonian Sharpshooter took his time drawing his bow and aiming, before finally firing. The arrow shot straight and accurately, planting itself in middle of the Scamp's back. He already had an arrow notched to take out any other that had followed, and by sheer chance, a Dremora Scout, whom Maikau had not seen earlier, walked by. The Scamp's corpse fell to the ground at his feet, and he turned toward the source, drawing his blade. Maikau turned, and before the scout had taken three steps, he had fired. The scout managed to put his feet on the ground twice more before he was lifted by the arrow that shot through his head, landing his limp body on the ground next to the Scamp. _____________________ It was cool because of the way things played out. I've always been fairly good with a bow, but that time, not only did I escape without a scratch, but I landed every arrow exactly where it was intended. The scout I managed to his in the forehead. The Valkynaz got shot in the eye. On both, I was aiming between the eyes, where I always do. And I like to brag about my amazing archery skills in Oblivion, so I'll make something clear. I don't fight in close quarters. When in the citidels, I always draw my enemies into an open space. I might have killed the Xivilai that time, but had I fought with Goldbrand, I would have been overwhelmed(there were several more monsters in the area). My aim is excellent with a bow, and if I decide to shoot you on an open plain, you are bound to get hit. wow you are able to make headshots!? thats wierd! becuasue i remember trying to hit a npc and a few scamps with a headshot. when i shot the npc, it went straight through their chest where their heart should be and out the other end, the scamp, same for it to. why cant i make headshots!? i made one in one ear out the other
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 6:24 pm
okay i hav severalbattles and escapes one invisibility any ocasion two horse three palalys spell 4 gods speed speed custum fortify speed 35 for 40 seconds on touch and A Float water walking 45 sec on touch hahaha both on my horse awesome get away super speed on water
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Posted: Sat Feb 09, 2008 9:15 pm
Well.... one day I decided to try out my Gray fox mask and steal a few things. Well I go around Bravil and steal some things from the richer houses(lol I mean the castle) and steal about 2000 golds worth of objects. Proceed to the imperial city and eventualy hit every castle in the game and the imperial palace.
Well then I decided to hit a few dungens and when I fast traveled to my fav Vampire dungen I find the intire imperial legion waiting there for me!I now this because I counted the bodies later and visted the cities. Yup every guard in the game killed..... needless to say I looted everything after I learned that I'd killed all the guards.
Ya'll are probably wondering how I did it. simple I cast all my foritify magicak spells (thats alot of magicka mind you) and cast my god-modd spell. You have no idea how much the game lagged. I had to wait like half an hour before I saw the more than satisfying result of my long hours of tweaking infront of a spellcraft alter.
It was so awsome I can't put it to words.
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Posted: Mon Feb 11, 2008 1:50 am
Torment pain... Some day over the weekend, I was seeing how long it would take me to run from Cheydinhall to the IC with my Fortify speed potions I made.
After a couple mins of ingredient duplicating (wisp stalk+pear=only speed fort. potion), I spammed my potion making skills and managed to get a level from it. xD (Of course it was +5 to intelligence. D smile
So when I chose the one with the least amount of fortification, I equiped nothing but my potions, feather junk, quest items, and my deadric longsword/shield.
I drank 4 of the potions and ran straight out. xD
It took me like 7 mins to get there. (with distractions and hills)
While I was wondering the outside boundaries, in this big tall grss pain, there was a Oblivion gate.
I walk up to it, and a guard was standing there.
I talked to him and he was like, "LOL CAP'N RAN IN THE G8 AND PROLLY IZ DED."
So I walk up to the gate, and BOOM:
4- Xivilai And their clannfears
2 had ebony longswords and the other two had battleaxes
2- Spider daedra and minies -squish-
2- Storm Atronach
3- Daedroth
2- Normal Daedra guys for my level
All pre-buffed and ready for battle. D: ... and bloody rain
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