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Precious Doll
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PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 7:57 pm


AHHHHH~~~~~~ That is sooo cool~!!!!!!!!!!!
PostPosted: Fri Jul 01, 2005 10:15 pm


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stole this from some person

What's the grooviest country in Asia?
South Korea.
Why?
It's got Seoul.

*badaCHING!*
XD lol

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Kinuko

PostPosted: Sat Jul 02, 2005 6:36 pm


WOW!! these are hilarious! xd
PostPosted: Wed Jul 06, 2005 9:28 pm


this is kinda disturbing, but I find it funny:

a korean, american, and a japanese person got stuck on an island with barbarians. the barbarians give them an offer.
"We will give you something to swallow whole with out chewing. If you survive, you may live."
so the korean guy steps up first, cuz' hes bold. the chief gave him five cherries and the korean swallows all of it in with little difficulty. So he was sent to a tent made for the victorious.
the American was given two bannana's and he almost choked but got through OK, and was sent to the victory tent as well.
When the American walked in, the korean man was being fanned by two beautiful women and drinking coconut juice. the korean noticed the American was laughing so he asks why.
"you know that japanese guy?" he says chuckling.
"yeah?"
..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"HE HAS TO SWALLOW THREE PINEAPPLES!!!!!! ^O^"
"-_-;;;"

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Kazumo Ronzo

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 5:03 am


Ooh... you stretched the page... baaad person... xp
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 8:57 am


i dont understand your joke....

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Thrustastic

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:34 am


bandi138138
this is kinda disturbing, but I find it funny:

a korean, american, and a japanese person got stuck on an island with barbarians. the barbarians give them an offer.
"We will give you something to swallow whole with out chewing. If you survive, you may live."
so the korean guy steps up first, cuz' hes bold. the chief gave him five cherries and the korean swallows all of it in with little difficulty. So he was sent to a tent made for the victorious.
the American was given two bannana's and he almost choked but got through OK, and was sent to the victory tent as well.
When the American walked in, the korean man was being fanned by two beautiful women and drinking coconut juice. the korean noticed the American was laughing so he asks why.
"you know that japanese guy?" he says chuckling.
"yeah?"
..............................................................................................................................................................................................................................................
"HE HAS TO SWALLOW THREE PINEAPPLES!!!!!! ^O^"
"-_-;;;"

i heard a similar joke but they have to shove the fruits up their a**
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 9:45 am


hahahaha that would be funny ^^

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PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 12:21 pm


HEY_hangookgirl
hahahaha that would be funny ^^

That's the one I heard but I thought it would be inappropriate to write it in like that...
maybe I should have... stare
PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 1:19 pm


bandi138138
HEY_hangookgirl
hahahaha that would be funny ^^

That's the one I heard but I thought it would be inappropriate to write it in like that...
maybe I should have... stare
^^ well its okay ^^ as long as i dont get complaints from the rest of the members i'll allow it ^^

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Thrustastic

PostPosted: Thu Jul 07, 2005 2:46 pm


bandi138138
HEY_hangookgirl
hahahaha that would be funny ^^

That's the one I heard but I thought it would be inappropriate to write it in like that...
maybe I should have... stare

geez we're not immature 5 year olds
i doubt anyone would complain because you used the word "a**" in ur joke
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:04 pm


So there was this really really cute/pretty Korean girl Tragically, one day, she lost one of her ears in an accident. As she was looking out at the ocean on a bright morning along the beach, a man caught sight of her and was awed by her stunning beauty. He could not see that she had only one ear, as her long hair ran luxuriously down the sides of her head. Boldly, he approached the young woman wanting to start some kind of conversation, anything, just to talk to her, so he said, "ah, kee uhb dah!

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Thrustastic

PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 12:19 pm


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I feel bad when the crowd cheers his name.
PostPosted: Fri Jul 08, 2005 7:57 pm


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So there was this really really cute/pretty Korean girl Tragically, one day, she lost one of her ears in an accident. As she was looking out at the ocean on a bright morning along the beach, a man caught sight of her and was awed by her stunning beauty. He could not see that she had only one ear, as her long hair ran luxuriously down the sides of her head. Boldly, he approached the young woman wanting to start some kind of conversation, anything, just to talk to her, so he said, "ah, kee uhb dah!

..... thats sad.....
one day an american was visiting korea and he did not know the direction to the subway. he grabbed a passerby who happened to be a thug. when he asked for directions from him, the korean thug said something rude and walked away. Then the american started to follow him. the thug looks back and says the same thing, and yet the american followed. So the thug started to beat the living daylights out of him.
what did the korean thug said?
"아, 이 씨팔놈이!" (I see, follow me?! o.O)

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Kazumo Ronzo

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PostPosted: Sat Jul 09, 2005 5:01 am


^ O.o that's not "Follow Me" It's something bad... xp Nice joke.
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