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Agreed.... stare

Done both ^^
Im in 3 Rock Lee guilds
(note: that there are only 3 Rock Lee guilds)
and i look up a bunch of amv's on him ^^

You know you're a Narutard when:
-You know all of the hand seals
-You start muttering things about fate and how it can't be changed
-You say 'Believe it' every chance you get
-You have a 'rival' and claim that you have to be better than him/her so you challenge him/her more than often and loose miserably
-You draw any of the symbols {Kyuubi seal, ANBU mark, Curse Mark} on your body and convince yourself that it's real
-You decide one day you're going to slaughter your whole clan- er... family
-You buy those contact lens things that make your eyes look like they have the sharingan
-You keep collections of all of the manga/merchandise and flip out when anyone even dares to look at it. You keep them in mint condition after all
-You keep a shrine of your favorite couple or character and worship it daily
-You keep a binder filled with various pictures of the Naruto characters, too much fanart, and fanfiction of course
-You seem like you're pmsing if you miss an episode
-You're willing to send snail mail to Masashi Kishimoto claiming that he MUST get your favorite couple together.
-You will correct anyone who gets something wrong fact wise when talking about Naruto
-You will literally claw the eyes out of anyone who disses your favorite character and or coupling
-You find out the release date of the next manga and camp outside of your local bookstore so that you're the first to have it
-If you, like me, are one to read all of the manga online, then you will keep refreshing endlessly waiting for the next chapter to be translated and so on the day you know it's supposed to be put up
-You know all of the characters birthdays but not the year someone you were supposed to be learning about in your History class died, and you know that's on the next test
-You spend endless hours on the internet looking up everything you possibly can about Naruto
-All you talk about is Naruto
-All you can think about is Naruto
-You -dream- about Naruto
-You go to every anime convention that you possibly can as one of the Naruto characters
-You force your friends and other random people to learn/appriciate/admire Naruto


Yeah and the sad thing is... is that I suffer from mostly all of these things...

4laugh That's a good way to look at things! Believe it! heart I feel better now thanks ^_^!

You can buy them on the internet {like virtually anything in this world} but they're really expensive. I think around one hundred per lens. I don't know this for a fact, but my friend had looked them up once. But they would be fun to have wouldn't they be? blaugh

that's so me. I am the ultimate Naruto authority. Ask me anything. Go ahead...I dares ya....

Oh, anyway, to be a Narutard you must have some level of intelligence and must be good at literary analysis. Why? Because you have to be able to defend your favorite character/pairings at all times on various message boards. It also helps to be able to talk endlessly about character development and Kishimoto's use of visual symbolism, which requires you to read the manga very carefully and more than once.

You also need to be up to date on all the rumors floating around about certain characters, and offer your opinions and finding on those (God, Narutards are an opinionated bunch sweatdrop )

Then you need to know all the inside jokes that only makes sense to Narutards, and are not part of the series. An example being Gaara's cookie fetish.

Then you need to hand out with your Narutard friends and talk about Naruto. One time I dressed up in my Lee cosplay outfit and I was so proud of it I went over my narutarded friend's house to show her, and I eventually tried to do primary lotus on her...(it didn't really work rolleyes ) and then we looked through her Naruto manga and read out loud quotes from various characters adding "in my pants" after every sentence they said.

It also helps if you think that Naruto boys/girls are more attractive than real boys/girls. (which I do sadly...except for my boyfriend...who kind of looks like Gaara...God what is wrong with me stare )

I do all those things ^

And:
- I know Chidori (well, the hand signs at least >.>)
- I know Grand Fire Ball Jutsu (well, the hand signs at least >.>)
- I've tried several other Ninjutsu
- Me and my friends had a 'Chuunin exam' a few weeks ago 0_o
- I laugh really hard when I think "Yay! If the Naruto charaters came to this world they would be weak without any chakra! *laughs here*"
- I've tried convincing my gym teacher to teach Taijutsu in gym
- Lee (and Ninjas in general) inspired me when i had to run the mile in gym (which i ran in about 8 minutes >.<)
- I have my own Naruto Roleplay at school
- I've wished (over a dozen times now) that I could get chakra and know how to use it in real life