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I've been too busy to apply for jobs. But I may try and work at a local movie rental place. -.- If I don't get a job there or somewhere else in Fort Valley, I'll have to drive an hour to work. And there's only two places hiring there. None really close, and Fort Valley is 20 minutes away. crying

Living in the middle of no where is dull. Which is why I never had a summer job, since it's too much of a hassle to drive an hour for minimum wage. Two hours back and forth, at that.

I have one up on you and your silly hat experience. I work at a Denny's, for a bit more than minimum wage, but I have to wear an assortment of the most outrageous shirts. I do not like the colors so much. My managers are spawned from satans lower demons as well. Not so fun. The thing is that the job market in Central Missouri is terrible.

There are green ones that are not too terrible, and then there are the Atrocious red ones, they look like that color of red that you get when you let children finger paint your kitchen walls. And then there is this yellow color, you don't want to know what that looks like. The occasional worker who has been there for years has a neon blue shirt or a purple one.

Or, not working at all and getting money from your parents. biggrin biggrin biggrin ...... stare I'm still a baby, okay?! I'm allowed! ninja ninja

If you people don't pipe down, I'm going to thwack you with my newly acquired grammar hammer. gonk

Admittedly, using it to thwack guild members probably wasn't quite what Girl_Omnipotent had in mind, but I'm flexible. whee

I worked at Six Flags last year..

I was Scooby, albeit, a very SHORT Scooby. I was also Porky, Wile E. Coyote, Foghorn Leghorn, Sylvester, Tweety, Bugs, Lola, Yakko, Wakko, Dot, Taz, Speedy Gonzalez. Both street characters and preforming characters. I was also a performing human on several occassions. I did seamstress work there too...come to think of it, during that season, I did just about everything there is to do in the Entertainment Dept. Tons of strange things happen in the Entertainment Dept. too, which makes it lots of fun. Where else do you get to see Yosamity Sam going down on Grannie?

Thank God I don't work there this year.

*jumps up and down exitedly*

Okay, I've got it...the plan. In fact, this plan is so perfect, that from now on, I'm calling it "The Plan"!!
Okay, Phase One of "The Plan": Get a cow. It doesn't have to be my cow, or your cow, or his cow... Just...A Cow!
Phase Two of "The Plan": Get honey!. It doesn't have to be my honey, or your honey, just...Honey!
Phase Three of "The Plan": Cover "The Cow" in "The Honey"!
Phase Four of "The Plan": Get a U-Haul truck...just rent one
Phase Five of "The Plan": Take "The Cow" covered in "The Honey" to "The Woods" in "The U-Haul"!
Phase Six of "The Plan": Wait for a bear.
Phase Seven of "The Plan": Let "The Bear" eat "The Cow" that is covered in "The Honey".
Phase Eight of "The Plan": Capture "The Bear"...It'll be really lethargic after having just eaten a whole cow covered in honey, so it should be pretty easy.
Phase Nine of "The Plan": Put "The Bear" in "The U-Haul"
Phase Ten of "The Plan": Take "The Bear" to "The White House" in "The U-Haul"
Phase Eleven of "The Plan": Leave "The Bear" in "The President's Office"
Phase Twelve of "The Plan": Clean up "The U-Haul"...justt take it to a coin car-wash, clean of the honey and any blood?
Phase Thirteen of "The Plan": Return "The U-Haul" to "The Place We Rented The U-Haul From"
Phase Fourteen of "The Plan": Hide...and watch "The News"