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PostPosted: Tue Oct 10, 2006 2:35 pm


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Here we go.....

Hinata on bridge, Naruto walking up to her.

Hinata: Oh! Hello Naruto! ^_^
Naruto: Hey Hinata. What'cha doing all the way over here?
Hinata: Oh.... it's just.... the water running under the bridge looks so nice and pretty....
Naruto: .....And beautiful and lovely too, right?
Hinata: Well..... um..... I guess...
Naruto: So.... Something like you??
Hinata: *Gasp* redface N-Naruto?....
Naruto: *smiling* I love you.... Hinata...
Hinata: N-Naruto!! *faints*
Naruto: eek H.....Hinata???

(Later when she wakes up in Naruto's arms)
Hinata: Naruto... What happened?
Naruto: You sorta.... fainted....
Hinata: Oh...
Naruto: Hey Hinata, if you faint everytime I say I love you, how are we gonna get married?
Hinata: MARRIED????? *faints again*
Naruto: Hinata?? *shakes her a bit* .... *sighs*... If I kiss her, will she faint too?? gonk

Good one!
PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 5:31 pm


Kamoku.Soyokaze
(Naruto is running and turns around a corner only to see Hinata and almost crashes into her)
Naruto: sweatdrop Oh, hey Hinata!
Hinata: redface Uh... hi, naruto redface
Naruto: Hey whats up? You look a little weird...
Hinata: ...Oh, it’s nothing, really.... It’s just...
Naruto: Just what? Are you sure you’re okay?
Hinata: umm... well...naruto... there’s something I need to tell you... redface
Naruto: What is it? confused
Hinata: umm... well.... naruto... umm....
(Neji walks up behind Naruto)
Neji: Hey Naruto, Hey Hinata...
Hinata: redface umm... *runs off*
Naruto: stare *to Neji*
Neji: What?
(Later at Naruto’s house)
*Hinata knocks on door*
Naruto: *opens door* Oh, Hinata! So, what did you wanna tell me earlier?
Hinata: umm... naruto... I... I... redface narutoiloveyou... redface
Naruto: huh... Hinata... I love you too... It’s just that... It didn’t feel right to tell you before...
Hinata: really? *tears of joy*
Naruhina: *hugs*

I hope it wasn’t too bad...
I like yours too! ^_^

x_Emerald Hearts_x


Esscenceofdreamz
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PostPosted: Thu Oct 12, 2006 7:59 pm


I've never done a skit before... sweatdrop I hope this turns out good. ^^ It's a Halloween special! XD


Jiraiya: *sitting in a tree, peeking at random girls with his teloscope* Eheheheeee.....
Naruto: *pops up from behind* Oi! Ero-Sennin! What are you doing?
Jiraiya: *looks up* This isn't for little kids like you.
Naruto: What? It's a stupid teloscope, what are you talking about? Then let me try it! *reaches for teloscope*
Jiraiya: *smacks his hand away* You can't handle the power of the teloscope. *grin* You're too young. *spots two women below* Heh. * grins and jumps away*
Naruto: OI! Ero-Sennin!.......*pouts and sits down and sees the teloscope (that Jiraiya left behind)*
Naruto:*grins, grabs teloscope and starts scouring around with it (out of curiosity)*


Back in the village...

*Sakura, Ino, and TenTen all walk out of the costume shop, wearing costumes for Halloween. Ino wearing a rabbit costume, Sakura wearing a cat costume, and TenTen wearing a monkey costume*
Ino: Come on out, Hinata! Let's see!
Hinata: *shyly walks out of the shop, wearing a tight fox costume*
Sakura: Awww, you look so cute, Hinata! ^_^
Hinata: A-Arigato *blush*
TenTen: Come on, let's walk around a bit and try 'em out, ne?
*All four girls go off for a walk*


With Naruto....

Naruto: *sighs* Nehh, I don't get what Ero-Sennin enjoys so much with this......*stops*....Huh?
*Naruto spots the girls all in their costumes*
Naruto: Oooh...*grin* *leans forward with telescope and sees Hinata in skimpy fox costume*
Naruto: eek *jaw drops*....ah.... *blood shoots out of his nose*
*Naruto flies back out of the tree and onto the ground*
TenTen: What...the...
*Girls see his nosebleed*
Sakura: NARUTO!!!! scream
Ino: YOU PERVERT!!! scream
*Ino and Sakura gang up on Naruto, with murderous faces*
Hinata: N-Naruto-kun!!
Naruto: Eh? *looks at Hinata again* Eheehhh...*falls back with another nosebleed and passes out*
Ino, Sakura, TenTen:............
Hinata: ~~~*blush*~~~

Jiraiya: *looks down from the tree* Hahaha! I told him he couldn't handle the teloscope....Yep, now he's definately my student. xd


(XD Happy Halloween SL2!)
PostPosted: Fri Oct 13, 2006 3:20 pm


^^^ I like that one.

Happy Halloween everyone! ^_^

x_Emerald Hearts_x


JBass

PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 3:35 pm


(On that one bridge that we constantly see in the series...)

Hinata *picking the pedals of a flower* he loves me...he loves me not..

Naruto: Hey Hinata!

Hinata: Naruto! *drops flower in stream* I dropped my flower...

Naruto: Thats ok, I brought you some others! *pulls a boque of roses from Behind his back*

Hinata:Naruto...there beautifial! But..why me?

Naruto: Hinata, I was wondering, if, you know, wanted to go out for ramen some time?

Hinata: *faints*

Naruto: Uuh.. Hinata? eek
PostPosted: Sat Nov 04, 2006 4:42 pm


xd Everyone luuuurves making Hinata faint!

` p n a y


ichi ichi paradise love!

PostPosted: Tue Nov 07, 2006 3:10 pm


yuuyman
(i have a new one)
Kakashi hinata saskue and naruto were all drunk at a bar (exept hinata) Gai seneci(sp) put sake in their drinks
Saskue and naruto are playing kuni tag
Saskue throws kuni at naruto hitting him in the back "tag" he runs away
naruto throws three at him they all hit "ha ta..*hic* tag"
saskue throws 42 at naruto
naruto is down on the floor bleeding
hinata"oh no naruto" she trys to stop the bleeding
naruto looks at her "hina*hic* hinata your the sexiest person here
hinata smiles "your drunk"
naruto smiles "nope i have the hicups and gai put Non alcoholic sake in our drinks
hinata faints
kakashi puts up his hand "I ORDERD SAKE AND I WANT SAKE"

hahahahahahaha(etc.)that was so funny i fell off my chair. rofl mrgreen
PostPosted: Sun Nov 12, 2006 8:37 pm


I've got one rolling around in my head. o_o;;



Naruto: Hinata, you wanted to tell me something?
Hinata: Y-yes.....umm....
Naruto: What is it?
Hinata: I-I....umm.....
Rock Lee: -runs across the stage screaming like a little girl. Trips in the middle of it, gets back up, turns around, and see's Gaara standing at the edge of the stage.-
Gaara: Keell hiim my sandd!!! -picks up a little bit of sand and trhows it at Lee-
Rock Lee: Auuugh!! MY FACE!!! MMYYYY FACCEEE!!! -runs-
Gaara: -runs after-
Hinata: .......What the....
Naruto: .....My god.....
Hinata: -whispers in Naruto's ear- I love you...
Naruto: -turns a bright shade of red-



I know, it's crappy. o_o; But hey, it's at least with Naru/Hina...xD

xX[Strawberry_Muffins]Xx


princess_1991

PostPosted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 5:28 pm


Naruto comes out of a fighting tournament and got first place smile

Hinata: Umm..... G-good job Naruto kun....
Naruto: Thanks...
Hinata: Umm...... Naruto...
Naruto: What is it Hinata?
Hinata: I... I.... need to tell yo something.... redface
Naruto: What? neutral
Hinata: I-IloveyouNaruto redface redface heart
Naruto: *faints*
Kiba: eek Wooha Hinata you beat Naruto?!! Your strong.
Hinata: .... sweatdrop redface redface

My first skit. I hope it not too bad....
PostPosted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 1:29 pm


princess_1991
Naruto comes out of a fighting tournament and got first place smile

Hinata: Umm..... G-good job Naruto kun....
Naruto: Thanks...
Hinata: Umm...... Naruto...
Naruto: What is it Hinata?
Hinata: I... I.... need to tell yo something.... redface
Naruto: What? neutral
Hinata: I-IloveyouNaruto redface redface heart
Naruto: *faints*
Kiba: eek Wooha Hinata you beat Naruto?!! Your strong.
Hinata: .... sweatdrop redface redface

My first skit. I hope it not too bad....



OMIGAWD IT"S HILARIOUS!!!
rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl rofl
HAHAHAHA
NARUTO FAINTED!!! THATS NEW!!! lol i lurved it!!!! LOTs!!! twisted

Akiari Hishimoto


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PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 3:18 pm


Hinata is just walking around when Ino, Sakura, and Kiba show up.

Hinata: Oh, why hello eyeryone. ^_^
Ino, Saku, Kiba: mad ....
Hinata: Umm... something wrong?
Sakura: mad There's no use hiding it anymore.
Kiba: mad We all know your secret.
Hinata: Umm, redface w-what secret! I don't hide anything! t-trust me! redface
Ino: mad Don't play innocent.
Sakura: We know all about it.
Kiba: And now we're going to fix it.
Hinata: eek ..... eeep!!!! gonk

(Naruto, at the ramen shop, just finished eating)

Naruto: Mmmm.... so full......
Hinata: OOOH Naruto!!! heart
Naruto(turning around): Oh, hey Hinata. uh... you seem different.
Hinata: 4laugh Oh NAruto, you're imagining things.
Naruto: ....?
Hinata: Oh, you look so tired Naruto.
NAruto: I'm not tired, just really full. Ramen is the best. biggrin
Hinata: No, you're the best. ^_^ Naruto, I like you. heart
Naruto: eek Whoa, seriously?
Hinata: Yes, ever since our days in the Academy. heart I knew you would be my one true love. heart
Naruto: Hey, wanna make out then? biggrin
Hinata: um... >_< ..........maybe later.
Naruto: Aw c'mon. *draws her close* just a few. *leans closer to kiss her*
Hinata: eeep!!!!! gonk Drop-out cooties! *Pushes Naruto away, puts together hands in a hand seal* Release! *falls to the ground*
Naruto: HINATA!

(In a nearby Bush)
Kiba: Dammit Ino, why'd you leave her body? You ruined the plan!
Ino: Oh yea, like I was going to go let him kiss me!
Kiba: but it wasn't you, it was Hinata! evil
Ino: Why don't you go pee on a tree!
Kiba: What'd you say?!
Akamaru: *growling at Ino*
Sakura: Guys, cool it. look, it's fine.
Kiba, Saku, Ino, Aka: *watching Naruto and Hinata kiss* Alright! the mission was a sucess! blaugh

(At Tsunade's office)
Tsunade: So how'd the mission go?
Sakura: They fell in love, and it was so beautiful! 4laugh
Tsunade: ^_^ Alright, here's your money. *gives them their reward*
*Sakura and Ino leave the office, Kiba stays*
Tsunade: Yes Kiba?
Kiba: ...Is it okay to ask who sent for that mission?
Tsunade(looking down at Naruto's name on the sheet): No, sorry. biggrin
Kiba(suspicious eyes): Fine. stare

If you don't get it, Ino, Sakura, and Kiba were sent on a mission to pair Hinata up with Naruto. Ino takes over Hinata's body, and goes and flirts with Naruto. Naruto tries to kiss her, and Ino doesn't want to get kissed by him, so she get's out of Hinata's body. There mission ends in a sucess as Naruto and the real Hinata kiss. The catch was, the person who sent the mission was Naruto. (gasps heard around the audiece) rofl
PostPosted: Fri Nov 17, 2006 5:24 pm


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Hinata is just walking around when Ino, Sakura, and Kiba show up.

Hinata: Oh, why hello eyeryone. ^_^
Ino, Saku, Kiba: mad ....
Hinata: Umm... something wrong?
Sakura: mad There's no use hiding it anymore.
Kiba: mad We all know your secret.
Hinata: Umm, redface w-what secret! I don't hide anything! t-trust me! redface
Ino: mad Don't play innocent.
Sakura: We know all about it.
Kiba: And now we're going to fix it.
Hinata: eek ..... eeep!!!! gonk

(Naruto, at the ramen shop, just finished eating)

Naruto: Mmmm.... so full......
Hinata: OOOH Naruto!!! heart
Naruto(turning around): Oh, hey Hinata. uh... you seem different.
Hinata: 4laugh Oh NAruto, you're imagining things.
Naruto: ....?
Hinata: Oh, you look so tired Naruto.
NAruto: I'm not tired, just really full. Ramen is the best. biggrin
Hinata: No, you're the best. ^_^ Naruto, I like you. heart
Naruto: eek Whoa, seriously?
Hinata: Yes, ever since our days in the Academy. heart I knew you would be my one true love. heart
Naruto: Hey, wanna make out then? biggrin
Hinata: um... >_< ..........maybe later.
Naruto: Aw c'mon. *draws her close* just a few. *leans closer to kiss her*
Hinata: eeep!!!!! gonk Drop-out cooties! *Pushes Naruto away, puts together hands in a hand seal* Release! *falls to the ground*
Naruto: HINATA!

(In a nearby Bush)
Kiba: Dammit Ino, why'd you leave her body? You ruined the plan!
Ino: Oh yea, like I was going to go let him kiss me!
Kiba: but it wasn't you, it was Hinata! evil
Ino: Why don't you go pee on a tree!
Kiba: What'd you say?!
Akamaru: *growling at Ino*
Sakura: Guys, cool it. look, it's fine.
Kiba, Saku, Ino, Aka: *watching Naruto and Hinata kiss* Alright! the mission was a sucess! blaugh

(At Tsunade's office)
Tsunade: So how'd the mission go?
Sakura: They fell in love, and it was so beautiful! 4laugh
Tsunade: ^_^ Alright, here's your money. *gives them their reward*
*Sakura and Ino leave the office, Kiba stays*
Tsunade: Yes Kiba?
Kiba: ...Is it okay to ask who sent for that mission?
Tsunade(looking down at Naruto's name on the sheet): No, sorry. biggrin
Kiba(suspicious eyes): Fine. stare

If you don't get it, Ino, Sakura, and Kiba were sent on a mission to pair Hinata up with Naruto. Ino takes over Hinata's body, and goes and flirts with Naruto. Naruto tries to kiss her, and Ino doesn't want to get kissed by him, so she get's out of Hinata's body. There mission ends in a sucess as Naruto and the real Hinata kiss. The catch was, the person who sent the mission was Naruto. (gasps heard around the audiece) rofl


rofl Wow! That was a smart idea! And cute! I love it! whee

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PostPosted: Thu Nov 23, 2006 10:01 pm


Emerald Hearts 4ever
Hinata is just walking around when Ino, Sakura, and Kiba show up.

Hinata: Oh, why hello eyeryone. ^_^
Ino, Saku, Kiba: mad ....
Hinata: Umm... something wrong?
Sakura: mad There's no use hiding it anymore.
Kiba: mad We all know your secret.
Hinata: Umm, redface w-what secret! I don't hide anything! t-trust me! redface
Ino: mad Don't play innocent.
Sakura: We know all about it.
Kiba: And now we're going to fix it.
Hinata: eek ..... eeep!!!! gonk

(Naruto, at the ramen shop, just finished eating)

Naruto: Mmmm.... so full......
Hinata: OOOH Naruto!!! heart
Naruto(turning around): Oh, hey Hinata. uh... you seem different.
Hinata: 4laugh Oh NAruto, you're imagining things.
Naruto: ....?
Hinata: Oh, you look so tired Naruto.
NAruto: I'm not tired, just really full. Ramen is the best. biggrin
Hinata: No, you're the best. ^_^ Naruto, I like you. heart
Naruto: eek Whoa, seriously?
Hinata: Yes, ever since our days in the Academy. heart I knew you would be my one true love. heart
Naruto: Hey, wanna make out then? biggrin
Hinata: um... >_< ..........maybe later.
Naruto: Aw c'mon. *draws her close* just a few. *leans closer to kiss her*
Hinata: eeep!!!!! gonk Drop-out cooties! *Pushes Naruto away, puts together hands in a hand seal* Release! *falls to the ground*
Naruto: HINATA!

(In a nearby Bush)
Kiba: Dammit Ino, why'd you leave her body? You ruined the plan!
Ino: Oh yea, like I was going to go let him kiss me!
Kiba: but it wasn't you, it was Hinata! evil
Ino: Why don't you go pee on a tree!
Kiba: What'd you say?!
Akamaru: *growling at Ino*
Sakura: Guys, cool it. look, it's fine.
Kiba, Saku, Ino, Aka: *watching Naruto and Hinata kiss* Alright! the mission was a sucess! blaugh

(At Tsunade's office)
Tsunade: So how'd the mission go?
Sakura: They fell in love, and it was so beautiful! 4laugh
Tsunade: ^_^ Alright, here's your money. *gives them their reward*
*Sakura and Ino leave the office, Kiba stays*
Tsunade: Yes Kiba?
Kiba: ...Is it okay to ask who sent for that mission?
Tsunade(looking down at Naruto's name on the sheet): No, sorry. biggrin
Kiba(suspicious eyes): Fine. stare

If you don't get it, Ino, Sakura, and Kiba were sent on a mission to pair Hinata up with Naruto. Ino takes over Hinata's body, and goes and flirts with Naruto. Naruto tries to kiss her, and Ino doesn't want to get kissed by him, so she get's out of Hinata's body. There mission ends in a sucess as Naruto and the real Hinata kiss. The catch was, the person who sent the mission was Naruto. (gasps heard around the audiece) rofl

>.< THAT WAS HILARIOUS!!!! xd
PostPosted: Fri Nov 24, 2006 6:05 pm


haha. These are all awesome!

I'd write one, but there's no way I could keep it clean!!!

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