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 Posted: Sat May 14, 2005 3:54 pm
1)" You guys play like turtles in the mud" said my bd when we play slower than his tempo
2) The flutes threaten to wreck the tuba
3) Loudest flute contest!!!!!!
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Posted: Sun May 15, 2005 8:32 pm
-Icepack stealing (MY icepack stressed )
-student directer Deryk (he's so short!)
-me being Buddist (I am not Buddist)
-the loud foot tapper before playing Firedance
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 6:22 am
"Oops, I forgot. I can't say crap." -Webb
"*giving speech at the dome* Avon POWER! *gum flies out of mouth. A few moments pass. He picks the gum up off the ground and puts it back in his mouth. The whole band cheers*" -Webb
"We're not stoppin' on the way home, so if you have to go to the bathroom... Tie it in a knot." -Webb
"Ooooooh...." -band
"But some of you don't have anything to tie!" -Webb
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 4:23 pm
1. Save a cow-be a bread head!
2. Wheres my rifle? It would be kinder to shoot the dying cats. (Said during the tromebone practice of their ensemble)
3.Its because Tokis white. (Tokis a black tuba)
4. Damn you w*****k tubas. Its your fault. (We only have a mexican tuba)
5.We are KRUNK!
6.The drumlines coming..run!
7. Suicidal lizard.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 7:05 pm
One word. BOING! I would explain it but I cant take that chance. And Ibuprofen too. Hehe.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:39 pm
One of our 'lovely' Bds can't count worth poop (for use of a better word). He counts something like "5...6,7,8...3,4,2,1" any way basicly its a jumble of numbers and he is from Luoisiana (how ever you spell it) so he has this really wierd accent. Everyone things he wanted to be in a rock band or something when he was a kid; sometimes he counts off like "5...5,6,7,8," God it's crazy, but now everytime some ones sees him they say stuff like 'can you count to four for me?' or like 'so how's you rock band coming but it is funny as hell.
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Posted: Tue May 17, 2005 8:45 pm
Some other things I wont explain are:
1. Justified hommicide
2. "ALEX YOUR FLAT, HOW STUPID DO YOU HAVE TO BE TO NOT UNDERSTAND YOU FLAT" *walks out of room muttering* stupid bass clarinets.
3."percussion, play"
4. "ARGH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
5. I don't know what to say except "YOU SUCK!"
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 11:49 am
Inside jokes, hm...
1. Danial the trombone player is the class idiot.
2. The band nicknames: Druhpod is nicknamed Droopy or Druhpod King of Droop; A lady with the last name of Kall (not sure how its spelled) is nicknamed Call Lady; there are 2 boy clarinet players named Betty and Wilma; and a boy whose last name is a type of cereal is called Kellog. Thats just a few.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 12:02 pm
This isn't an inside joke we use on a daily bases, its just something that happened in class today.
(For all intense puposes the Director we'll call Mr. E) Ok, here's the conversation
A flute player walked into class late. She sits down in her seat which is right by Mr. E's podium. Mr. E looks at her suspiciously
Mr. E: where have you been?
Flute Player: not at school
Mr. E: Not at school. You've been seeing another director haven't you?
Flute player: yeah.
Mr. E: You do know that you belong to me. turns to classEvery one in here knows that all of you aren't allowd to date anyone but me right?
the class nods and giggles
Mr. E: ok then, turns to Flute Player then why are you seeing another director?
Random boy: Its because his "stick" is bigger than yours
Mr. E: no john, its not how big the "stick" is its how you move it.
Class starts laughing like crazy
Our class is really weird, but their hilarius, and our director is really good at making joke responses really fast.
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 1:03 pm
"Hey Frankenstein."
"FEAR THE MULLET!!" (not really)
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 5:08 pm
hmmm.... STORKE THE PLUME!
top ten reasons why marching bandos are the best *i won't say what it is... it's soooo digusting* sweatdrop
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:08 pm
Melt One word. BOING! I would explain it but I cant take that chance. And Ibuprofen too. Hehe. O_o BD-"It's the mating call of the garbage truck!" xd
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Posted: Wed May 18, 2005 7:11 pm
Percussion section-"We play with our hands, not our mouths."
Everyone on drumline has a nickname (dinosaur, d**k jigger, zac attack to name a few).
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:27 am
this isnt realy a joke but its funny.
Welcome to stores from diamond number 49 on the pavement square we call a football feld(i cant spell right now)
one time three years ago during marching practice, some guy came driveing by realy slow and yelled that our band sucked, Folsom(the band director) chased him down the street with a pair of drum sticks, and threw them at the guy, who was hit in the head, that drunstick has never been seen scince
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Posted: Thu May 19, 2005 9:31 am
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