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 Posted: Wed Sep 21, 2005 6:15 pm
xXDark PhantomXx Ok, here's one. I had a dream about it. (random arguement between Snape and Harry) Harry: Ok, Snivellius, answer me. Snape: What did you just call me!?!? Harry: It's what my dad and Sirius used to call you... Snape: (sniffling) Harry:....professor? Snape: Oh, I miss them!!! GODDAMMIT, I MISS THEM!! Seeing Black and Potter without their shirts on because of one of my curses.....WAAAAH!!! Harry: (startled) OMG...professor? Are you...ok? Snape: .........Potter....you look so much like your father......c'mere...just for a second..... Harry: UWAH!??! Snape: If you don't come here RIGHT NOW, I will take 1,000,000,000 points from Gryffindor!!! Harry:.......welllll.......I guess it's ok, just for now **Harry and Snape start making out on the Potions floor** *Hagrid walks in* Hagrid: Oh, s**t! I wanted 'arry! Snape: We can do 3-way! Hagrid: Alrigh'. **all 3 take turns**
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:00 pm
*Filch and Mrs. Norris are checking for rule breakers* *harry's under his invisibility cloak*
Filch:The cost is clear Mrs. Norris twisted
Mrs. Norris:Meeeoooowwww
Filch:Come here kitty kitty kitty....
Mrs. Norris:meow meow meow meow meeeeeeeeeoooooooooowwwwwwwww!!!! 3nodding
Filch:Now that's a gooooooood kitty
Harry: eek
*later harrey tells Ron*
Ron:you don' think they were....
Harry:i don't wnatb to think about it, just leave me alone eek cry eek
*harry thinks to himself*
He stole my one and only love!!!! gonk
Ron: eek you know you just said that out loud? eek
Harry: eek er....said what....o i was....er....joking, yeah, joking,heh....
Ron:Wow Filch ios one lucky guy....
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:14 pm
:draco and everyoe are in the hogs head when all of a sudden the lights turn off and spotlight is on the bar. draco aget on the bar table and starts to sing:
im to sexy for my shirt.to sexy for my shirt. way to sexy that it hurts!!im way to sexy for my shoes way to sexy! ow!
thats all icould think of!
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:25 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:40 pm
felton_luva103 :draco and everyoe are in the hogs head when all of a sudden the lights turn off and spotlight is on the bar. draco aget on the bar table and starts to sing: im to sexy for my shirt.to sexy for my shirt. way to sexy that it hurts!!im way to sexy for my shoes way to sexy! ow! thats all icould think of! good one, i love tom felton too 4laugh
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 3:40 pm
it's because it's over, i just had to post mine sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 26, 2005 7:42 pm
Nobody will probably see this, but I must post it:
Most Disturbing Idea:
HARRY POTTER.......and the OVERDONE HARLEQUIN FROM HELL!!!
(Harry, wearing a flowing white shirt, rides up on a white stallion, his hair blowing freely in the wind)
HARRY: My dear. I love you. We must abscond. ninja
GINNY: I am deathly sorry, Harry, but I have another love!!! talk2hand
(Draco, dressed as a pirate pirate , comes out and wraps his arms around Ginny)
DRACO: Don't look so shocked, Potter.
HARRY: But, Draco! You promised you would always be mine
(Daydream sequence fades)
(Hermione, looking seriously disturbed) neutral
HERMIONE: Uh...Fred, George? I think your 30-minute instant daydreams are just a bit faulty...... eek
END
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:30 pm
felton_luva103 :draco and everyoe are in the hogs head when all of a sudden the lights turn off and spotlight is on the bar. draco aget on the bar table and starts to sing: im to sexy for my shirt.to sexy for my shirt. way to sexy that it hurts!!im way to sexy for my shoes way to sexy! ow! thats all icould think of! *drools*
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:36 pm
Voldemort: Harry... I am your father.
Harry: *gasps*
I'm surprised that nobody's used that one by now blaugh
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:37 pm
Preina Nobody will probably see this, but I must post it: Most Disturbing Idea: HARRY POTTER.......and the OVERDONE HARLEQUIN FROM HELL!!! (Harry, wearing a flowing white shirt, rides up on a white stallion, his hair blowing freely in the wind) HARRY: My dear. I love you. We must abscond. ninja GINNY: I am deathly sorry, Harry, but I have another love!!! talk2hand (Draco, dressed as a pirate pirate , comes out and wraps his arms around Ginny) DRACO: Don't look so shocked, Potter. HARRY: But, Draco! You promised you would always be mine (Daydream sequence fades) (Hermione, looking seriously disturbed) neutral HERMIONE: Uh...Fred, George? I think your 30-minute instant daydreams are just a bit faulty...... eek END that's awesome! xd
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Posted: Tue Sep 27, 2005 5:43 pm
(There's a movie called The Producers, and these two guys are producing a musical called Springtime for Hitler. In one scene, all these people dressed up as Nazis sing and dance this happy song, "Springtime for Hitler and Germany *doo de doo*. It's not a racist movie, really. Actually, it's quite funny)
*All the Death Eaters join arms and start doing the can can*
Springtime for Voldy and England....
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Posted: Thu Sep 29, 2005 9:26 am
fred and george : we saw in malfoys rooms last night
Harry: I was not eek
fred and george : the muderas map never lies
harry : ok but keep it quiet
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Posted: Mon Oct 03, 2005 8:24 pm
As soon as I get enough gold again, I'll start another contest... except there's going to be an entry fee. twisted
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 9:47 am
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Posted: Tue Oct 04, 2005 2:05 pm
monochan *Sirius falls through the veil* Readers: NOOOOO!!! OMFG WHY!!!!!!! *In the real world, Voldemort holds his wand at JK's back while JK scribbles furiously* Voldy: Good girl... NOw kill Lupin. Now write how hot Lord Voldemort really is... now kill Dumbledore... now make Harry have a nervous breakdown.... Now make Harry and Draco make out... JK: sweatdrop Roflgcboma! That had to be the reason!
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