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Ma(Not pronounced "Maw" pronounced "Mah")

32 years-old. Alcoholic, smoker. Works in the local ice-cream shop. She's tearing the family apart. Shouts, screams, drinks, smokes and nothing more. Got knocked up by multiple randomers and gave birth to five children.

Cindy

16 years-old. The SECOND hippy of the family. Hates her mother. Is in love with older brother, Darren, and is having a relationship with him. (O_O wink

Darren

18 years-old. The ORIGINAL hippy of the family. Hates his mother. Is in love with younger sister, Cindy, and is having a relationship with her. (O_O wink

Karen

12 years-old. Likes to be called K-K. Loves anything that's "super fun!" and pink. Ignores her "weirdo hippy" family members because they're "just, uh! SO LAME! talk2hand "

Sara

15 years-old. Slut. Had slept with 17 guys aged 12 to 30. Used to dream of being an artist but her mother crushed her dreams(and all her art equipment. She has one paintbrush left, which she carries everywhere.).

Dad: 48 Years Old, Has High Blood Pressure, Unemployed


Mom: 46 Years Old, Suffers From Anorexia, Unemployed


Son: 27 Years Old, No Education, Works at a Burger Shack


Daughter: 18 Years Old, Grade 10, Has Cancer, Is Currently in Hospital


Daughter: 12 Years Old, Expelled From School, Juvenile Delinquent


Son: 8 Years Old, In Grade 2, ADHD, A Nuisance


In order by age!

Mother-

Name: Lisa
Age: 32
Job: Fishing sport store

Father-

Name: Mich
Age: 45
Job: Master Chef

Daughter-

Name: Eliza
Age: 17
Job: works at a flower shop with her aunt while being homeschooled her senior year.

Son-

Name: Jack
Age: 16
Goes to a private school

Abunai Bijin: Current alias: AB. Is a secret agent for the CIA who's undercover jobs have included Vampire, Cat-girl, Demon, Housewife, Mother of twins, Geisha, Ninja, etc. Her current status in the agency is as a liquidator, ie assassin. Her appearance has undergone scores of radical changes, but she is currently noted for her cherry red hair and baby blues. AB lives with her parents, family, and a co-agent.


AB's "husband": A fellow special agent, this man who's name is undisclosed poses often as the significant other to AB. He is with her on so many jobs that AB's real family is under the impression that he and AB are married. They do not sleep together. His current status in the agency is reconnaissance.


AB's Mother: A recently outed lesbian, AB's mother lives comfortably still married with her father, having the agreement that they will each stay out of eachother's business, and they won't bring their girlfriends home. AB and her mother have a close best friend type relationship, and they discuss their various troubles with each other often. She has no idea that AB is a special agent, and believes her daughter to be a real estate agent. AB's mother works part time at a strip club.


AB's Father: A noted multi billionaire, AB's father has all the girlfriends he could want and AB sometimes wonders why he chooses to stay married to her lesbian mother, and has decided that she will someday find out what dirt her mother may have on him. AB's father is away from home often on business and pleasure, but he loves his daughter and spends as much time with her as possible. He believes her to be in the fashion industry. AB's father is a tycoon.


AB's Brother: Deceased, the once favorite child had turned in his early life of extreme luxury to substance abuse. In his late teens he attempted to straighten out his life with "religion" and joined a fanatic cult, and two years afterward he committed suicide in the name of god. He and his sister had been close, and his loss was mourned. He believed her to be in the rock industry.


AB's sister: Megami is a professional student with degress in practically everything, and an obsession with classrooms... and teachers. She is possibly the most average one in the family with a steady boyfriend who's job is a professor at her university, but not any class she takes, and she does part time work anywhere and everywhere, her most recent a very lucrative and questionably legal job. She is the only one that knows AB is in the CIA and she doesn't care much, but she won't tell a single soul to her dying breath. By the way... the bat is connected with her job... that's all I can say.



AB's best friend: Mexxus has a life wrought with anger and misfortune, and his only solace is the comfort he recieves from the only person he ever let close to him. Due to a freak medical accident, the once female had her life changed forever (Mexxus is a real Gaian, his story is in his journal.). Now male and sexually conused, Mexxus has many speculations about AB's mystery job, but find her mostly to be a homebody.

The Van-Gorgi
Mom

Name:Alice Van-Gorgi
Age:31
Job:Teaches Fashion At The Fargo University
Other:Is Rich and Is Very Nice. She Has A British Accent And Is Very Vain.

Dad

Name:Jim Van-Gorgi
Age:32
Job:Business Man
Other:Rich,Smart,Everything A Woman Loves!!!

Oldest Brother

Name:Bobby Van-Gorgi
Age:17
Job:High School Nerd
Other:He Has Friends, But They Are All Nerds. He Is Super Smart, But Super Nerdy!!!

Oldest Sister

Name:Lucy Van-Gorgi
Age:19
Job razz opular College Girl
Other:She Is Smart,Pretty,Popular, In Fact, She Is PERFECT!!!

Middle Child

Name:CiCi Van-Gorgi
Age:10
Job:Elementary School Student
Other:Loves Animals,Volenteering,And Helping Others. Currently Rebelling Against Animal Fur/Bodypart Clothing.

Third Youngest Child

Name:George Van-Gorgi
Age:8
Job:Elementary School Student
Other:Loves Super Hero Comics. He Acts Cool and Makes Mischief. Very Energetic.

Second Youngest Child

Name:Carrie Van-Gorgi
Age:3
Job razz re-Schooler
Other:Loves Being Called "Princess Carabella"

Baby(Youngest)

Name:Mary Van-Gorgi
Age:7 Months
Job:Baby!!!
Other:Very Happy,Cries Louder Than Anyone,Very Loving. Cutest Member Of The Family!!!

Nanny Pheobe

Name razz heobe Farmen
Age:47
Job biggrin uh,Nanny!!!
Other:Loves Children,Very Good At Her Job,Married With A Daughter.

Pheobe's Husband

Name razz hilip Farmen
Age:49
Job razz olice Man
Other:Loves His Wife.

Pheobe's Daughter

Name:Carmen Farmen
Age:16
Job:Kacey's Clothing and Student In St.Micheal's High
Other razz opular,Has A Boyfriend Named Jack Harmy,Has Lots Of Friends.

mom:
name:Lois
age:38
job:pilot
bio: She is hardly ever seen with her family but loves them dearly.

dad:
name:Greg
age:39
job: construction worker
bio: He's a loving father who drinks when he's alone and takes care of the kids.

daughter:
name:Kelly
age:13
job: student and works on the school newspaper making the funnies.
bio: She has a twin sister named Alexa. She loves to pull pranks, be messy, and craZy.

daughter:
name:Alexa
age:13
job: student
bio: She has a twin named Kelly. She likes to read and cook.

daughter:
name: Miley
age:19
job: She has a new dog walking place.
bio: She is a lesbian who would never cheat on her gf. She likes dogs. She thinks Jazz is a saleswoman.

Miley's gf:
name: Jazz
age: 19
job: prostitute
bio: She cheats on her gf and loves to draw. She is also abusive and an alchoholic.

Daniel the Dad
Age:35
Job:Game Show host
Bio biggrin aniel loves his family and being on T.V. But hates those long trips when he's away from his family.


Julie The Mom
Age:33
Job:Stay at home mom.
Bio:She loves Daniel and they're 4 kids and enjoys staying home with them.


Amanda the oldest
Age:15
Job:Freshman in Highschool.
Bio:The rebel.in that"my parents suck" stage but she's a good student despite her lazy appearance.


Brian
Age:13
Job:Junior High Student
Bio:Only Son in the family.Practical Teen but unlike his sisters has poor study habits and is in danger of being held back.


Amber
Age:10
Job:Elementary student.
Bio:She loves school and her parents and is and accomplished 5th grader.
Her puppie's name is chewy.


Kaitlyn The baby
Age:4
Job:None
Bio:The youngest in the family she gets all of mommy's attention and she is never seen without her kitty named moomoo.

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