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 Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 9:59 am
Kit-kun Sometimes I wish I couldn't get my legs behind my head o_ o Open up big boy. xp
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 10:03 am
RANDAL That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
DANTE How'd he die?
RANDAL Broke his neck.
DANTE That's embarrassing?
RANDAL He broke his neck trying to suck his own d**k.
DANTE Shut the hell up.
RANDAL Bible truth.
DANTE Stop it.
RANDAL I swear.
DANTE Oh, my god.
RANDAL Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own d**k?
DANTE No!
RANDAL Yeah sure. You're so repressed.
DANTE Because I never tried to suck my own d**k?
RANDAL No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a ******** pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
DANTE Who found him?
RANDAL My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. d**k in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.
DANTE His d**k was in his mouth?
RANDAL Balls resting on his lips.
DANTE He made it, hunhh?
RANDAL Yeah, but at what a price.
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 1:37 pm
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Posted: Sun Sep 19, 2004 2:15 pm
Andyzee RANDAL That's nothing compared to how my cousin Walter died.
DANTE How'd he die?
RANDAL Broke his neck.
DANTE That's embarrassing?
RANDAL He broke his neck trying to suck his own d**k.
DANTE Shut the hell up.
RANDAL Bible truth.
DANTE Stop it.
RANDAL I swear.
DANTE Oh, my god.
RANDAL Come on. Haven't you ever tried to suck your own d**k?
DANTE No!
RANDAL Yeah sure. You're so repressed.
DANTE Because I never tried to suck my own d**k?
RANDAL No, because you won't admit to it. As if a guy's a ******** pervert because he tries to go down on himself. You're as curious as the rest of us, pal. You've tried it.
DANTE Who found him?
RANDAL My cousin? My aunt found him. On his bed, doubled over himself with his legs on top. d**k in his mouth. My aunt freaked out. It was a mess.
DANTE His d**k was in his mouth?
RANDAL Balls resting on his lips.
DANTE He made it, hunhh?
RANDAL Yeah, but at what a price.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 1:43 am
Somehow I feel that letting someone else have the pleasure of doing the sucking/licking would be so much more worthwhile. And could ultimately save your life.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:01 am
It kind of makes the conquest less special if you could do it for your self.
I foresee, boys, alone, they have forsaken women for their own mouths. The sex market dies, there's no longer a need for latex vaginas.
America, forever cured of breeding. England, rejoices.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:08 am
I like my American just fine, thankyou. crying
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 2:28 am
I could like a person form America, but I don't like American people.
The general populous of many countries are looked down upon by me, I refer to them as people.
Though individuals are always greatly welcomed.
Yay, raining.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:12 am
Is the American that you don't like called George W.? xp
And it was raining here earlier... for a brief moment. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 5:25 am
It's been raining her for most of the day. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:16 am
It's raining here now too, just to prove I am home again.
My aren't we living up to stereotypes, English people talking about the weather.
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:19 am
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 6:34 am
Well if this is correct you will probably stay dry then  I feel the need to drink tea & eat scones now xd
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:25 am
Andyzee Well if this is correct you will probably stay dry then I feel the need to drink tea & eat scones now xd
Was very windy here whee
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Posted: Mon Sep 20, 2004 9:48 am
minoko *Brings out a pot of tea amd a plate of scones xp *
Was very windy here whee That picture was different when I posted it! We now have live weather updates xd Central London rarely gets very windy too many buildings, where are you?
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