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 Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:27 pm
DrunkDragon cl0wn DrunkDragon I remember watching one of his shows on tv once when I was sick .. he was good.. I didn't know he died sad I miss him. crying I do too now.... he made me feel alot better when I was down that day I need a hug... cry *hugs* i didnt hear a whole lot of his jokes but i thought he was pretty good at what he did, and i want to thank comedy central for bringing his humor into my life
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 6:35 pm
His DVDs are gonna sell like ******** hotcakes now.
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Posted: Fri May 06, 2005 10:10 pm
I wrote a letter to my dad - I wrote, "I really enjoy being here," but I accidentally wrote rarely instead of really. But I still wanted to use it so i crossed it out and wrote, "I rarely drive steamboats, dad - there's a lot of s**t you don't know about me. Quit trying to act like I'm a steamboat operator." As you see, the letter took a harsh turn right away...
mitch, you will be missed sad
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 3:33 am
A banjo is like an Artillery Shell-once you hear it, it's too late.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:56 pm
((Don't knwo i this was posted yet. Sory If I misquote him.)) One day I saw a lost duck walking ina city. And you know a duck is lost when you see him in a city, because ducks live in ponds, not cities. So i went to a subway to get him some bread. I asked the lady, "Could i ahve some bread please?" She said, "I'm sorry, sir, but we can't sell just bread. you need somethign on it." i don't why they do that. maybe some law about two pieces of bread not being able to be put together. So I ask for some lettuce between the bread and she gives it to me. Se tells me it costs $1.99, so it ell her it's for a duck,a nd she says "Oh, okay then it's free." Free? hell if I knew it would be free I would have gotten mroe on the sandwich. So I gave the duck the bread and went on his way. Then I thought about what I would do if i woned a samll store. If Iw as behidn the counter and a duck walked in, took soem bread, and left, I'd let him. I'd even shout out to him, "Bring some friends next time!" That would be cool if the duck broguht friends. Especiually if he had a beaver friend. Beavers can build some nice-a** houses on the river. have a subway party on the riverside.
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Posted: Sat May 07, 2005 12:59 pm
I love baked potatoes, but I hate cooking them. They take too damn long. Soemtimes I'll just throw one in and go on vacation. When I come back, who knows?
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Posted: Sun May 08, 2005 6:35 pm
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 9:25 am
in essence to the "Smackey the Frog":...because if a forg was hoppin up to u, u would never say"OMG,here comes a frog i better play dead",or scream"oh god,what am i gonna do,a frog!!!(or it was sumtin like that).it would be optimistic,like"look,here comes that frog.excellent."
first rodney dangerfield,then mitch hedburg,who next?adam ferrara?
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Posted: Tue May 10, 2005 8:59 pm
bluberman! in essence to the "Smackey the Frog":...because if a forg was hoppin up to u, u would never say"OMG,here comes a frog i better play dead",or scream"oh god,what am i gonna do,a frog!!!(or it was sumtin like that).it would be optimistic,like"look,here comes that frog.excellent." first rodney dangerfield,then mitch hedburg,who next?adam ferrara? Who knows, but we are running out of good comedians.
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 8:45 am
At least Eddie Izzard is still alive. <3 ((I think...))
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Posted: Fri May 13, 2005 12:42 pm
Psiko bluberman! in essence to the "Smackey the Frog":...because if a forg was hoppin up to u, u would never say"OMG,here comes a frog i better play dead",or scream"oh god,what am i gonna do,a frog!!!(or it was sumtin like that).it would be optimistic,like"look,here comes that frog.excellent." first rodney dangerfield,then mitch hedburg,who next?adam ferrara? Who knows, but we are running out of good comedians.
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