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 Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 8:52 pm
Grohlsworth nah lisen up ya poncy umies! i is warboss Badgertooth Irongut and i leads da biggest badest, redest, fastest ladz yous eva seen. wes speed freeks and wes got loadsa fast buggys fur da lads. we got da grots ta giv um a some red paint cos red wuns go fasta! wes also got some big umie shoota buggys we nicked offa some stupie humies wot painted um green. so wes give um a nice coat of proper orky red paint and now day go fast to. we shud ave some pictures of da lads but da stupid grot-brained mekboy as gone an broke our piktur box thingy. im gonna bash a few eads togeva and get dis zoggin new teknology sorted out so yous can all see me stompy sppedy shooty chopy lads. ...Finally an Orc regiment that seems to be a formidale opponent.
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 9:28 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine Grohlsworth nah lisen up ya poncy umies! i is warboss Badgertooth Irongut and i leads da biggest badest, redest, fastest ladz yous eva seen. wes speed freeks and wes got loadsa fast buggys fur da lads. we got da grots ta giv um a some red paint cos red wuns go fasta! wes also got some big umie shoota buggys we nicked offa some stupie humies wot painted um green. so wes give um a nice coat of proper orky red paint and now day go fast to. we shud ave some pictures of da lads but da stupid grot-brained mekboy as gone an broke our piktur box thingy. im gonna bash a few eads togeva and get dis zoggin new teknology sorted out so yous can all see me stompy sppedy shooty chopy lads. ...Finally an Orc regiment that seems to be a formidale opponent. Alas.... *fusion bombs planet* On to the next ork army, shall we? blaugh
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:18 pm
DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine Grohlsworth nah lisen up ya poncy umies! i is warboss Badgertooth Irongut and i leads da biggest badest, redest, fastest ladz yous eva seen. wes speed freeks and wes got loadsa fast buggys fur da lads. we got da grots ta giv um a some red paint cos red wuns go fasta! wes also got some big umie shoota buggys we nicked offa some stupie humies wot painted um green. so wes give um a nice coat of proper orky red paint and now day go fast to. we shud ave some pictures of da lads but da stupid grot-brained mekboy as gone an broke our piktur box thingy. im gonna bash a few eads togeva and get dis zoggin new teknology sorted out so yous can all see me stompy sppedy shooty chopy lads. ...Finally an Orc regiment that seems to be a formidale opponent. Alas.... *fusion bombs planet* On to the next ork army, shall we? blaugh Yes. Who is the next victim of the Eldar?
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:28 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine Grohlsworth nah lisen up ya poncy umies! i is warboss Badgertooth Irongut and i leads da biggest badest, redest, fastest ladz yous eva seen. wes speed freeks and wes got loadsa fast buggys fur da lads. we got da grots ta giv um a some red paint cos red wuns go fasta! wes also got some big umie shoota buggys we nicked offa some stupie humies wot painted um green. so wes give um a nice coat of proper orky red paint and now day go fast to. we shud ave some pictures of da lads but da stupid grot-brained mekboy as gone an broke our piktur box thingy. im gonna bash a few eads togeva and get dis zoggin new teknology sorted out so yous can all see me stompy sppedy shooty chopy lads. ...Finally an Orc regiment that seems to be a formidale opponent. Alas.... *fusion bombs planet* On to the next ork army, shall we? blaugh Yes. Who is the next victim of the Eldar? not the tyranis worlds; i have teams on those...
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:30 pm
Too bad...Hmm...Chaos worlds would put up too much resistance for our starship fleets to withstand and the humans are also opposed to the Chaos at this time...Dark eldar worlds...
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:34 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine Too bad...Hmm...Chaos worlds would put up too much resistance for our starship fleets to withstand and the humans are also opposed to the Chaos at this time...Dark eldar worlds... they'd strike our ships with their pirate vessels before we could deploy troops or launch bombs...
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:36 pm
DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine Too bad...Hmm...Chaos worlds would put up too much resistance for our starship fleets to withstand and the humans are also opposed to the Chaos at this time...Dark eldar worlds... they'd strike our ships with their pirate vessels before we could deploy troops or launch bombs... Hmm...I do not see any mon-keigh that we can currently attack except for the Orcs...
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Posted: Fri Oct 22, 2004 10:42 pm
Yahiko_Meoshine DarkElf27 Yahiko_Meoshine Too bad...Hmm...Chaos worlds would put up too much resistance for our starship fleets to withstand and the humans are also opposed to the Chaos at this time...Dark eldar worlds... they'd strike our ships with their pirate vessels before we could deploy troops or launch bombs... Hmm...I do not see any mon-keigh that we can currently attack except for the Orcs... Tau are still limited in spaacial defense, we could get our ships in fastt enough to fusionbomb one of their colonies...
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:15 pm
<< gets da biggist badest shootyist space ulk we can finds and loads up on da torpedos cos pointy ears aint da only boyz wot can kill stuff wif da big ships>>
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:20 pm
Grohlsworth << gets da biggist badest shootyist space ulk we can finds and loads up on da torpedos cos pointy ears aint da only boyz wot can kill stuff wif da big ships>> *watches as various boltholes start leaking air from the ork ship, slowly suffocating the inhabitants* Besides, there arent any survivors from that planet.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:34 pm
DarkElf27 Grohlsworth << gets da biggist badest shootyist space ulk we can finds and loads up on da torpedos cos pointy ears aint da only boyz wot can kill stuff wif da big ships>> *watches as various boltholes start leaking air from the ork ship, slowly suffocating the inhabitants* Besides, there arent any survivors from that planet. not anymore dere aint but wes never beats and deres always more ladz teh take da place of dem boys in da leaky ship. its good dat da ship fell ta bits cos da zoggin mekboy wot said ta me it was air tight was still on it biggrin but by mork wes gonna be back
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:40 pm
Grohlsworth DarkElf27 Grohlsworth << gets da biggist badest shootyist space ulk we can finds and loads up on da torpedos cos pointy ears aint da only boyz wot can kill stuff wif da big ships>> *watches as various boltholes start leaking air from the ork ship, slowly suffocating the inhabitants* Besides, there arent any survivors from that planet. not anymore dere aint but wes never beats and deres always more ladz teh take da place of dem boys in da leaky ship. its good dat da ship fell ta bits cos da zoggin mekboy wot said ta me it was air tight was still on it biggrin but by mork wes gonna be back right. how about next tuesday? whee xp
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 3:56 pm
well i dunno bout tuesday cos its squiqpie night an da boyz dont like ta miss it i fink me skedule is free on wend...wednles...wendyday mornin. den we will stop all da pointears and dere flying buggys and dead fings. we only like 2 sorts of pointy ears. da red flying boys of san har or woteva da call demselfs and dead pointy ears. i mean why give dem pansy shootas whot fire as far as day can run
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:05 pm
Grohlsworth well i dunno bout tuesday cos its squiqpie night an da boyz dont like ta miss it i fink me skedule is free on wend...wednles...wendyday mornin. den we will stop all da pointears and dere flying buggys and dead fings. we only like 2 sorts of pointy ears. da red flying boys of san har or woteva da call demselfs and dead pointy ears. i mean why give dem pansy shootas whot fire as far as day can run huh? Our "big shootas" have a range of 60", and our Aspect warriors can defeat any of your warriors in close combat.
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Posted: Sat Oct 23, 2004 4:23 pm
well you pointy ears talk big for guys wot is little. well your big shootas do shoot longer but ya average gardian bloke as got a gun wot dont shoot furver dan is nose haha. well i think dat eldar aspekt ladz are hard for some1 wots got pointy ears dey still go down if dday get jumped by a bunch of ladz wif choppas cos choppas make your armour save 4+ at best which is good cos den we easily chop da pointy ears up.we dont like doesshooty gits wif da eldar rokkit launchas cos day are poncy and wes always aving ta repair da buggys cos of da oles da rokkits make. see your problem is dat you undaester...uduerest....fink orks aint as good as dey are in combast cos on da charge da 16 lads with choppas and sluggas get 36 strength 4 attacks which reduce your amour save ta 4+ at best. dis is whgy da choppa boys always charge termies cos dey hate aving to take dere saves on 4+ instead ov 2+
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