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 Posted: Wed Jul 26, 2006 6:07 pm
Said: The Force will be with you.
Thought: Unless your Force provider is AOL. Those guys' service sucks.
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:04 pm
Said: Can you speak Bocce?
Thought/Sung: What I neeeeed is a droid who understands my machines. But what I neeeeed most of all is someone who understands meeee!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:15 pm
Said: I'm fluent in over 6 million forms of communication
Thought: If only he would find me here, if only he could lend an ear to meeeeeee, I could speak Bocce for him!
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 12:35 pm
Said: Owen he can't stay here forever. Most of his friends have gone. It means so much to him.
Thought: Owen, Luke can't stay forever, living here would be a lie. Owen, let him flyyy!!!
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Posted: Sat Aug 05, 2006 3:32 pm
Said: Sir, if you won't be needing me for a while, I'll shut myself down.
Thought: But siiiir, if eeever you neeeeeed meee, I will be arouuuuund!
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Posted: Sun Aug 06, 2006 11:04 pm
Said: beep boop whir
Thought: beep boop whir
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Posted: Mon Aug 07, 2006 6:20 am
Said: Of course I know him. He's me
Thought: He is meeeeeeeee, I am Obi-waaan. I am Hiiiiiiiiim! The one and only oneeeeee!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 12:22 am
Said: Make sure it speaks Boccee
Thought: If those bastards don't get a goddamn droid that speaks Bocce I swear they're not getting any water for the next two months!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 5:48 pm
Beru: Luke tell your uncle if he finds a translator that suits him fine, make sure that it speaks Bocce this time.
Thought: If it doesn't that dumb b*****d isn't getting near me for another season...
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 8:07 pm
Said: I'm Pregnant, Annie.
Thought: You're the b*****d who did this to me!
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Posted: Tue Aug 08, 2006 9:42 pm
Padme (After revealing to Nass that she's the queen): I'm Queen Amidala
Thought: Ha! He'll never guess that the real queen is standing 2 handmaidens to my left, and I'm just her second favorite double! Mwahahahahah!
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 2:51 pm
Nelowulf Said: I'm Pregnant, Annie. Thought: You're the b*****d who did this to me! con Anikan: this is a happy moment the happiest moment of my life Thought: it will be even better when we get you down to the abortion clinic
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 5:34 pm
Scene: Han shooting Vader with his blaster.
Thought: (Vader) Silly b***h, your weapons can not harm me! Don't you know who the ******** I am?
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Posted: Wed Aug 09, 2006 6:39 pm
Cale Darksun Scene: Han shooting Vader with his blaster. Thought: (Vader) Silly b***h, your weapons can not harm me! Don't you know who the ******** I am? Thought: I'm the SITH LORD b***h!
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Posted: Fri Aug 11, 2006 3:04 pm
Scene: Darth Vader has just been rebuilt
SAID: Lord Vader, Can you Hear Me?
THOUGHT: LOLLZZZ PHREAK
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