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Posted: Fri Jun 10, 2005 8:05 pm
The Perennial jinkside Pansy. Considering my build, my strikes are pathetically weak and my throws are badly timed and ineffective. Eye gouges, my freind. They come in handy no matter what size/stature razz I'm pretty tall myself but I'd still go straight for the eye. Now, I've never been in a fight, outside of a dojo situation, but I can forsee myself making use of the eye gouge, and other 'dirty' tactics. When my friends, you know how they can be, bug me about how I'd block a certain move, or they try and show they know more about whatever than I do, ask me what I'd do in a fight, I tell I'd kick them in the nuts, and then punch them in the neck, or something like that. They're always disgusted and say that's dirty, and what not. I just think that I'd come out the winner, so who cares? I don't.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 12:18 am
hey man, exitus acta probat. when you're out there in real life all the rules and codes of 'honor' go down the tubes and it just comes down to you and them and all that matters is who walks away.
eye gouges, nut shots, sand in the eyes, whatever works, use it.
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 3:25 am
Ihabia The Perennial jinkside Pansy. Considering my build, my strikes are pathetically weak and my throws are badly timed and ineffective. Eye gouges, my freind. They come in handy no matter what size/stature razz I'm pretty tall myself but I'd still go straight for the eye. Now, I've never been in a fight, outside of a dojo situation, but I can forsee myself making use of the eye gouge, and other 'dirty' tactics. When my friends, you know how they can be, bug me about how I'd block a certain move, or they try and show they know more about whatever than I do, ask me what I'd do in a fight, I tell I'd kick them in the nuts, and then punch them in the neck, or something like that. They're always disgusted and say that's dirty, and what not. I just think that I'd come out the winner, so who cares? I don't. Absolutely, nuts, eyes and all good, but I'd be hesitant about striking the neck. I like my a** the way it is and dont wanna spend the the next twenty years protecting my a**l virginity from the other inmates...
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Posted: Sat Jun 11, 2005 8:22 am
Yeah, good point. I don't think I'd actually strike someone in the neck, cause I don't need to spend any time with the guys in prison.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:35 pm
Ihabia Yeah, good point. I don't think I'd actually strike someone in the neck, cause I don't need to spend any time with the guys in prison. i would especially suggest someone of small stature avoid pound-me-in-the-a** prison unless you want a girlfriend named bill.
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Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2005 10:36 pm
cognitive Ihabia Yeah, good point. I don't think I'd actually strike someone in the neck, cause I don't need to spend any time with the guys in prison. i would especially suggest someone of small stature avoid pound-me-in-the-a** prison unless you want a girlfriend named bill. I have an insanely hairy a**, no d**k is getting in there.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:12 am
FiaNari cognitive Ihabia Yeah, good point. I don't think I'd actually strike someone in the neck, cause I don't need to spend any time with the guys in prison. i would especially suggest someone of small stature avoid pound-me-in-the-a** prison unless you want a girlfriend named bill. I have an insanely hairy a**, no d**k is getting in there. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 10:30 am
Gloglablyn FiaNari cognitive Ihabia Yeah, good point. I don't think I'd actually strike someone in the neck, cause I don't need to spend any time with the guys in prison. i would especially suggest someone of small stature avoid pound-me-in-the-a** prison unless you want a girlfriend named bill. I have an insanely hairy a**, no d**k is getting in there. sweatdrop Ok sorry I didn't mention this earlier, but I am a guy with a female avatar(all the mods and some others already know).
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:18 am
Not just a guy, but a hairy Chilean one! Doubly bad. XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:30 am
Ihabia Not just a guy, but a hairy Chilean one! Doubly bad. XD Is being Chilean a crime?
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 7:19 pm
FiaNari Ihabia Not just a guy, but a hairy Chilean one! Doubly bad. XD Is being Chilean a crime? Only if you're a criminal. I guess, I don't really know.
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Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2005 11:11 pm
Ihabia FiaNari Ihabia Not just a guy, but a hairy Chilean one! Doubly bad. XD Is being Chilean a crime? Only if you're a criminal. I guess, I don't really know. Heh heh, well I legally get to stay here in my true north strong and free anyways. So even if I was a criminal I could never be deported seeing as though Canadian is my only official nationality(though the Chilean one I could apply for anytime).
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Posted: Wed Jun 15, 2005 10:33 pm
DarklingGlory Ihabia The Perennial jinkside Pansy. Considering my build, my strikes are pathetically weak and my throws are badly timed and ineffective. Eye gouges, my freind. They come in handy no matter what size/stature razz I'm pretty tall myself but I'd still go straight for the eye. Now, I've never been in a fight, outside of a dojo situation, but I can forsee myself making use of the eye gouge, and other 'dirty' tactics. When my friends, you know how they can be, bug me about how I'd block a certain move, or they try and show they know more about whatever than I do, ask me what I'd do in a fight, I tell I'd kick them in the nuts, and then punch them in the neck, or something like that. They're always disgusted and say that's dirty, and what not. I just think that I'd come out the winner, so who cares? I don't. Absolutely, nuts, eyes and all good, but I'd be hesitant about striking the neck. I like my a** the way it is and dont wanna spend the the next twenty years protecting my a**l virginity from the other inmates... I myself would NEVER strike the neck. Unless i'm in a situation where i know they WOULD kill me, but then again, in that case i'm probably better off running to begin with.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:26 am
Mirko_Filipovic DarklingGlory Ihabia The Perennial jinkside Pansy. Considering my build, my strikes are pathetically weak and my throws are badly timed and ineffective. Eye gouges, my freind. They come in handy no matter what size/stature razz I'm pretty tall myself but I'd still go straight for the eye. Now, I've never been in a fight, outside of a dojo situation, but I can forsee myself making use of the eye gouge, and other 'dirty' tactics. When my friends, you know how they can be, bug me about how I'd block a certain move, or they try and show they know more about whatever than I do, ask me what I'd do in a fight, I tell I'd kick them in the nuts, and then punch them in the neck, or something like that. They're always disgusted and say that's dirty, and what not. I just think that I'd come out the winner, so who cares? I don't. Absolutely, nuts, eyes and all good, but I'd be hesitant about striking the neck. I like my a** the way it is and dont wanna spend the the next twenty years protecting my a**l virginity from the other inmates... I myself would NEVER strike the neck. Unless i'm in a situation where i know they WOULD kill me, but then again, in that case i'm probably better off running to begin with. I wouldn't strike to the neck either, I was just throwing that out there.
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Posted: Fri Jun 17, 2005 9:33 am
I wouldn't strike the neck, I choke people!!
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