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Riku, Sora, and Kairi: *gets comfortable*

“Me, Sora, and Kairi were going to try and reach other worlds. We just want to get off this island,” Riku explained. He looked over at Naj, gauging her reaction.
Sora: That's right. YOU'RE NOT INCLUDED. LOL. DIE.

“Why would you want to leave this place? It’s absolutely beautiful,”
Riku: Because YOU live here.
Naj said quietly, after some thought. Riku turned his gaze to the sky, putting his hands in his pockets. The sun was barely visible as it tucked itself in over the rim of the world.
Kairi: ...I get the feeling that the author(ess) is trying to make up for the lack of interesting plot by attempting to be descriptive.
Riku and Sora: *stamp on a piece of paper saying: FAIL*

“After so long, you get tired of the same thing over and over. I want to watch the sunset from somewhere else,” Riku said, deep in thought. His eyes held a longing that Najil knew couldn’t be sated as long as he remained on Destiny Islands. Riku: Boy, did he wish to see her blood on his hands. ahaha. AHAHAHA. AHAHAHAHA *cough* *hack* HAHAHAHAHAAAAA.
Sora and Kairi: ...*gets scared and cling onto one another*

“I came from somewhere else, and to tell you the truth,” Naj said carefully, “The sunset doesn’t look any different.”

“Because that’s still the same place. I want to go to a new world. I want to get out there,” Riku turned and looked at Naj. His gaze was deep. Najilia met it, and felt how powerful his feelings were. “What else is out there? If there’s so many other worlds, why did we end up on this one?” He returned his gaze to the horizon.Kairi: Why are you havign this sort of talk with a girl who JUST moved here?
Riku: Don't look at me! Blame Sue!

Naj looked down at the sand. She pushed a mound of it away with her foot, and sat down in the sand. She crossed her legs and leaned back onto her palms, staring out over the crystal clear water.
Sora: Isn't she wearing a skirt?
Kairi: *scratches head*

“I remember something my grandmother used to tell me,” She said softly, “About other worlds.”

Riku looked down at her, a light in his eyes that hadn’t been there a moment ago. He was curious. He sat down next to her, resting his arm on his left knee, which was propped up slightly. He stretched his other leg out in to the white sand.

“She said that every world is connected somehow. There’s a door to each and every one,”
Riku, Sora, and Kairi: YAY FOR FORESHADOWING!
Najilia fiddled with the charm around her neck, “She also said something else, but I can’t remember what it was.”
Sora: Imagine that. What's with Sues and having crappy memory?
Riku: Guess it makes them more "mysterious"?
Kairi: LOL.

Riku’s eyes lit up, “Najil! If that’s true, then there’s got to be a door here on the island! If we could find that door,” His eyes widened with excitement. Riku jumped up from the sand, and pulled Naj up. He pulled her to him in a sweet hug. Before she could react he broke it off, and held her by her shoulders.
Riku: .............................................................
Kairi: ...poor Riku!
Sora: *comforts* It's okay. We know you wouldn't spontaneously act so stupid.

Najilia started giggling, and Riku laughed along with her.
Riku: NO. I DO NOT LAUGH "WITH" YOU. AT YOU, MAYBE, BUT NO. Just no.
They calmed themselves down, and started walking back down the beach.

“Hey Naj,” Riku said finally.

“Yeah?”

Riku: Can you drown yourself?

“If we found that door, would you want to come with me? To the other worlds out there?”
Sora and Kairi: *sniffling*
Sora: You just leave us for this.... SUE!! That was reserved for US THREE!!
Riku: ...WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME!? *facepalm*

Najilia paused. Leaving home? Just when she had gotten comfortable? She smiled. As long as she was with Riku, she figured she’d be alright.

“Yes.”

Riku: You'll kill yourself?

Riku smiled. He laughed again, and looked at Naj. “Good, I was hoping you’d say that.” Kairi: But not really. Najilia nodded.

“When should we look for the door?” she asked, stifling a yawn. Riku stopped walking. He looked over at her.
All: NEVER.

“How about right now?” He said, his tone serious, but with worry. He was afraid she didn’t really want to come with him. Much to his relief, she smiled and nodded. “Okay.”

They searched high and low, all over the island.
Sora: So much for trying to be descriptive.
The sun had started to peek back over the horizon by the time they plopped down onto the beach, exhausted.

“Are you sure there really even is a door?” Riku asked, with a tinge of guilt for doubting her. Najilia shook her head.

“That’s what my grandmother said. She was the wisest person I knew.”

“Knew?”

“Yeah, she passed away. That’s why I came here. I had lived with her for a while, but now I live with my parents.”

Kairi: Why is there always a dead family member?
Sora: *shrug* Because it's a sue story?
Kairi: Good point.

“Oh, sorry.”

Najilia shrugged, “It’s okay. I enjoyed the time I had with her.”

Riku looked over at Najilia. She was the most interesting person he’d ever met. She was so down to earth, and called things like they were. Riku had a feeling his crush was taking the next step. He felt a little more than butterflies when he looked at Naj.
All: SINCE WHEN WAS HE CRUSHING ON HER!?!?
Sora: I guess you just FORGOT about us, huh!?
Kairi: Jerk!
Riku: ...shoot me.

Najil turned to him. He was staring at her. She smiled, and he smiled in return. She felt lucky to know someone like Riku.
Riku: Too bad you're just a giggling preteen with a stupid crush on a videogame character that doesn't exist, and even if I did exist, I'd never have sex with you. LOL.
His attitude toward life was amazing, he always wanted more.
Sora: Isn't that called taking things for granted? Isn't that BAD?
Riku: It's Sue. Like Tricy-sama said, everyone is 20x stupider.
Sora: Ah...
He wanted the best out of things. At times, his determination could be frightening, but Naj didn’t care. She liked him, and was afraid to admit that it might be a little more than that.

“I know somewhere we haven’t looked,” Riku said suddenly. Naj frowned, “We’ve been all over this island! Where could it possibly be?”

Riku stood up, and helped Naj to her feet.
Riku: And then pushed her over so she fell flat on her face, and laughed evilly. HAHAHA.
He looked over to a clump of bushes next to the waterfall, then back at Naj. “Let me show you,” he said. She nodded.

They walked, hand in hand,
All: ....*keels over*
over to the bushes. Riku looked at her and grinned. He turned his attention to the shrubbery, and pushed them aside, revealing a small tunnel. Naj gasped lightly.

“Wow!” She whispered, her eyes wide.

“Ladies first,”
Riku: But there are no ladies here.
Kairi and Sora: LOL.
Riku smiled, leading Naj inside. She ducked to avoid bumping her head on the stone ceiling, and was relieved when it opened up into a small cavern. There were child-like drawings all over the walls.

“Me and Sora used to come in here when we were little.
Sora: As in, NOT YOU. OUR SECRET PLACE. NOT YOURS. *about to kill her*
Kairi: *holds Sora back* But it's entertaining!
We’d draw stuff and talk about growing up. Kairi rarely came in here. She said she was afraid,” Riku explained.
Kairi: What the hell would I be afraid of? The drawings?
Riku: *snicker*
Kairi: ...I drew in here too, you know!
Sora: It's okay, Kairi. We still canonly love you. *pats*
Kairi: *sighs*

Najilia placed her hand upon the cool damp wall of the cave. She smiled politely. Riku and Sora seemed to be the best of friends.
Riku: That's ALL we seemed to be?
Najilia considered herself more of a loner.
Kairi: ACK!! ANOTHER SYMPTOM OF SUE!! LONLINESS!!
Sora: ARGH!
Riku: *gets the fire extinguisher*
She hadn’t really liked anyone else. Kairi seemed to like her, though.
Kairi: Fortunately, it was just a front. She was actually plotting the demise of Sue.
Maybe, on this island, things could be different. Najilia wouldn’t need to feel like she had to fit in. She was already comfortable with everything. She could be herself.
Sora: Hasn't she just arrived?
Riku: ...I have no idea. I'm hardly paying attention to the actual story, I'm too busy laughing.

“You okay?” Riku asked,
Riku: I hope not.
noticing the slight change in her attitude. She turned to him, and genuine smile on her face. “Yeah, I am,” She said. Riku smiled back, Riku: muderously, and looked around. Najilia went back to looking at all the drawing on the rock walls.

Riku looked across the cave from the entrance, and felt something inside him jump. A dark shadow consumed the other half of the cavern. He slowly approached it, and stopped before the shadow hid him from sight. He reached out, and when his hands hit something, he grinned.

“Naj,” He called, turning to her. She looked up from the drawings, and stood up. She walked over to him, pausing and looking him over. The shadow was dark as night, and had consumed half of him. Najilia could tell from the way his body was positioned that he was reaching out at something. His other hand as extended to Naj.
Sora: ...............NO. NO!!! IS THE AUTHORESS SERIOUSLY---
Kairi: Seems that way. Tsk! You're being replaced! LOL!
Sora: *curls up into a hole and dies*
Riku: *speechless*

Najil placed her hand in his. Any fear she may have had melted away when he closed his hand over hers. “Come here,” He said, pulling her gently into the dark, “Reach out, and touch it.”
Riku: No way. Only Sora gets to touch *ahem* that.
Sora: ...
Kairi: *snicker*

Najilia outstretched her arm, but felt nothing. Riku saw her frown, and touched her hand. “Here’, I’ll help you.” He gently tugged her hand over to the solid structure buried in shadow. Najilia’s hand bumped into it, and she looked up at him. Her eyes widened, and he nodded.

Najilia moved her hand around, feeling the texture of the wall in front of her. She yelped as something stabbed her finger tip. She pulled her hand back, examining her small wound. A splinter stuck from the tip of it. Riku gently took her hands in his, and pulled it out. It was a tiny cut, and bled not nearly a drop.
All: HAHA.

“Riku, that was a splinter,” Naj said, her eyes wide.

“Yeah, I know. It wasn’t that bad though, you’re fine.”

“No, think. Splinters come from wood. What do people make out of wood?”

“Um, rafts?”

“Riku! Think!” Najilia laughed, All: *cringecringcringe*
“Doors! People make doors from wood!”
Sora: .....these doors aren't made from wood.... and even if they are, it wouldn't give you a splinter.
Riku and Kairi: *facepalm*

Riku’s eyes widened to match Najilia’s. He grinned, and started laughing. “We found it?” He asked in disbelief. Najilia nodded in return.

“Well, I’ve got to open it!” He said, pulling Najilia to him. They hugged for a moment, enjoying it. Riku: But on the inside, he was plotting her doom. Alongside Kairi. Riku broke it off, and looked into the shadow that shielded the door from the light. Something in his heart was calling to him. This was what he had always wanted, it’s what he had wished and dreamed for. Why was he feeling a tinge of guilt now? He looked at Naj, and knew why he felt the way he did. The frown on her face hurt him.

“Are we going to open it?” Riku asked, feeling better as Najilia smiled.

“Yes, we are.”

Sora and Kairi: *sob* WHAT ABOUT US?!?!!?

Riku put his hand on the doorknob, and was ready to turn it. He was ready to leave this world behind, to discover what was out there. He was finally going to see the sunset from somewhere else, and he’d do it all with Najilia by his side.

She gasped suddenly, making him jump. He let go of the door, and looked at her, “What is it, Naj?”

“I remember what else my grandmother said,”
Kairi: And that would make you jump, why?

“What?”

“She said the closer you get to the light, the greater your shadow becomes.”
Sora: OMG HOW PROFOUND!!!

Riku frowned slightly, “Well, we’re going into the dark, so what does that mean?” Najilia answered with a shrug, “Everyone thought she was crazy. I don’t know if what she said holds any meaning.”
Riku: ...crazy for a known fact? And even if it wasn't true, that'd be enough to deem her CRAZY?
Sora: Riku, don't you get it by now? It's a SUE FIC. EVERYONE RELATED TO SUE HAS EMOTIONAL PROBLEMS.

Riku looked at her for a moment. She was the most intriguing person he’d ever met.
Kairi: GODDAMN IT. YOU'VE ALREADY SAID THAT TWENTY THOUSAND ******** TIMES.For a moment, he couldn’t take his eyes off her. She smiled up at him, and it made him feel warm. He turned his attention back to the door, before he could decide to ditch it altogether and spend life on the island with Naj.
Kairi and Sora: *weakly*...and us....

“Riku?” She asked suddenly, grasping his arm. He could tell she was frightened.

“Yes, Naj?”

“What if we don’t end up in the same place?”

Riku frowned, he hadn’t thought of that. Suddenly Najilia’s eyes lit up. She reached around to the nape of her neck, and unclasped her silver necklace. She pulled it carefully off, and reached around Riku. She hooked it around the back of his neck, and looked at the charm.
Sora: Again, why does Sue always have stupid jewelry?
“You won’t forget me now,” She said, touching the charm, and then pulling away.

Riku smiled, “Thank you, Naj, but I couldn’t forget you if I tried.”

Najilia felt her cheeks grow hot. There she went again, blushing. She rolled her eyes at herself, much to Riku’s amusement. Naj loved his laugh.

“I don’t have anything to give you in return, though,” He said. She looked up at him. Before she could even think of what to say, he had his finger under her chin. He tipped her face toward his, “Except this,” and brought her lips to his in a fiery kiss.
All: ..............................................
Riku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Sora: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Kairi: NOOOOOOOO *cough* OOOOOOOO!!!
Riku: *dies*
Sora: *holds Riku* Quick Kairi, get the mouthwash! THIS IS A LIFE-OR-DEATH SITUATION!!! RUN!!!
Kairi: Argh!! *gets mouthwash* WILL HE BE OKAY!?!?!?
Sora: *pours mouthwash in Riku's mouth* We can only hope for the best...
Kairi: ...*hopeful sigh*

Najilia stiffened at first with shock, but soon relaxed. Her spine tingled with the feel of his force against her. This sealed it. Najilia knew that this was no crush. This was much more.
Sora: BECAUSE OF ONE KISS. LOL. RIGHT.

Riku couldn’t bear to let go. Both he and Najilia wanted this moment to last. Riku loved the feel of Najilia’s Riku: Disgusting, gross, cracked soft lips against his. He wanted to hold her in his arms for the rest of his life. Did they really have to go through that door?

Of course they did.
Kairi: Says who?
Riku had waited all his life for this moment to be here. Now it finally was, and he was about to throw it away from some girl. But Naj wasn’t just any girl, she was the one.
Riku: ....................................
Sora: ....................................
Kairi: ..................................
Riku: I should quit this whole 'sporking' business. I dunno how much longer I can bear this.
Sue: *cackles*
All: ARGH!!!
Riku could feel it. Naj could, too.
Riku: Yeah. The urge to kill her.
Sora: I feel so bad for you, Riku.
Riku: ...I feel so bad for myself.
Kairi: yeaaah...
All: ...*group hug*
Sue: *cackles*
All: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

dun dun dunn... gonk

crying That's so heartbreaking! Poor Riku! cry NOW HE'LL NEVER GET THE FUNGUS OUT OF HIS MOUTH! gonk

YARLY. 8D Working on another sporkage, except this one is so much worse. Here's chapter one. Sadly. ._. By the way, I'm going to keep updating this post.

“Did you guys hear about the alignment of those stars?” Riku asked. He, Sora, and Kairi were walking home from a boring day at school.
Riku: Woah.Waitasec. ...School?
Kairi: I'm guessing this takes place after Kingdom Hearts 2, then?
“Yup, sounds like there due to align tonight,” said Sora. “We should go check it out you guys!” piped in Kairi.
“Yeah, remember how Kairi came on the night of a meteor shower?” asked Riku. “Well, this could be just like that! I have a feeling something GOOD is gonna happen…”
Sora: Or something really bad. Like a Mary-Sue.
“Let’s meet at the island at… hmmm… 7:00?”suggested Sora.
“Sounds good!” the others both replied. By then they reached Kairi’s house.
“See ya then!” said Kairi. She gave Riku a friendly hug then turned to Sora. She hesitated then Sora took the lead and lightly hugged her. Kairi turned the shade of a bing cherry (mm… cherries… my favorite) and quickly ran inside her house.
Kairi: Yay, more A/N's in the middle of the story... and who said I had a crush on Sora?! Stop making me retarded!
“Dude, you two are just too cute,” commented Riku. Sora punched his arm, which, surprisingly, had an effect (minor) on Riku. “Ow…” he said sarcastically.
Sora: Riku... did you just sa-
Riku: ...No 'sue yet and I've already been canon-raped.
So yeah… it’s been about 2 months since Sora, Riku, and Kairi returned to Destiny Islands. Sadly, school has to continue with its uber boringness… Now the trio is desperately looking for stuff to do that is just, well, different.
Kairi: ...That was just one, long A/N. Thanks for that, by the way. Couldn't tell that we were all on Destiny Islands. Nope, I'm just a stupid, giggling girl with a crush! Teehee! *grumbles and glares*
(7:00 that evening)
Kairi spread out a mat on the cool sand while the boys were being… well, idiots…
Riku: ...Did you just call me an idiot?
Sora and Riku were dueling, (no Keyblades and yes that means crappy wooden swords were involved, hence the term idiots) and as usual, Riku was beating the crap out of Sora (teehee). “Guys, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye!” warned Kairi.
Sora: *shifts uncomfortably* Why do I get the feeling that Kairi's speech is foreshadowing?
Kairi: And what's with all these A/N's?!
“OMG MY FREAKIN EYE!” screamed Sora as he ran trying to retrieve his eye that was currently rolling towards Kairi. Kairi looked down at the eye.
Sora: ...O-oh my.... *buries head in Riku's shoulder*
Kairi: *glares* Did you literally just say Oh Em Gee?
“OMG RIKU! YOU KILLED SORA’S EYE!” Kairi shrieked at the top of her lungs.
Riku: I.... what? I... killed Sora's eye?
Sora: *wails into his shoulder*
Kairi: So now I just said Oh Em Gee?! *fuming*
“OMG, OMFG!” yelled Riku at the top of HIS lungs.
Kairi: No.
Now they all ran in circles screaming “OH MY PHFFT OH MY GAWD!” like chickens with their heads cut off (sorry Amiryah she likes chickens). (Kudos, no wait, MUFFINS to my friend Troy who brought that wonderful “omg” phrase into my life)
Riku: I don't know who's worse, you or Sora.
5 minutes later they stopped and fell down dead- except they didn’t. Sora rescued his eye from almost being squashed on by Kairi’s head (yes, I said head). Amiryah came from out of nowhere and chucked several large erasers at the trio’s heads (yay, your profession in life has finally made good use). Amiryah left and the trio collapsed on the mat.
Kairi: *pissed off* ********. You.
Riku and Sora: *collective gasp*
Riku: And I thought you were an innocent character.
Riku: -.-‘
Sora: O.x
Kairi smile
Sora put his eye back in its socket and blinked several times.
Sora: Oh... good. I think.
“That was fun,” said Riku
“HECK YEAH!” agreed the other two. (End craziness… right about…. Now…)
Kairi: Someone's going to die for this.
“Whoa…” they all whispered in unison as the group spotted the cluster of stars that formed a shape similar to that of a heart.
“Alright,” said Riku. “Something awesome should happen right about now.”
Riku: Hey, look! It's my character getting raped! ...*sobs*
“And how do you know that?” Kairi asked.
“I overheard some girls talking about it and how there’s some cool thingy that should happen,” replied Riku.
Kairi: Wow. Just... wow.
“Oooh, Riku! Spying on girls!” teased Kairi. Sora laughed. Riku just went pssh and let the topic drop.
Sora: Why would anyone write this? Were they on drugs?
“Hey, what’s that light over there by that rock?” asked Sora. All three stared at a delicate strand of light that changed into various colors of the rainbow. It stretched from the heart-shaped constellation of stars to the rock that peeked out several feet above the water. The rock was about 50 feet from the shore, so the trio was able to get a good look at was going on. The rock seemed to glow below the surface of the rippling water. It beckoned to them.
“Hey, you guys hear that?” asked Riku.
“Hear what?” Kairi asked.
“It sounds like someone is singing; only, I can’t make out the words…”
Sora: EL, OH, EL! It's a mermaid!
Kairi: *smacks him* Bad Sora! Sit down and be smart! Don't add to the stupid!
“Yeah,” agreed Sora.
“I don’t hear anything,” muttered Kairi sadly.
Riku: You're just not speshul enough, Kairi.
“But…” Riku trailed off. He started for the water.
“Riku where are you going?” asked Kairi.
Riku: To go drown myself.
“I’m going to find out what’s down there,” he replied and pointed to the glowing water around the rock.
“I’ll come with,” said Sora cheerfully. “C’mon, Kairi. Let’s all go.”
Kairi: I guess this is where we meet little-miss-perfect. Great.
“I’m not too sure about that. I don’t know what’s down there,” said Kairi with a shy/worried look on her face.
Sora: Wow! You can have two expressions on your face at once! That must've taken a long time to get a hang of, Kairi!
“Don’t worry, Kairi,” assured Sora in a cheery voice. “I’ll protect you!” He flashed his trademark smile (A/N squeal). Kairi smiled. Riku laughed softly and the “couple” blushed madly. (They still aren’t officially a couple)
Kairi: And we never will be, because of fanbrats like you. Go hang yourself.
“Well I’m goin’,” declared Riku. He then took off his shoes and walked into the water.
Riku: ...I don't talk like that.
“Dude, your clothes are gonna be wet and you won’t have anything dry to wear when you get out,” said Sora. Riku just shrugged.
Sora: I guess saying 'dude' is an in-character thing for us to do, now.
“It happens.” He waded out into the calm, shallow water. Sora followed suit. Kairi groaned and reluctantly caught up with the two.

all i can say is ewwwwwwwwwwwwww!!! lol riku kissed her...
lmao this was too funny and kairi does seem a tad better in these spork things
lol that was awesome

Tricy and Haycock: LOVE X A BAJILLION!!! <333 My sides hurt from laughing too much :'D

And Sporking!Kairi is awesome. She adds 200 points to my Kairi Appreciation meter. xD

Sues=Die.

We love you too. surprised

Or atleast I do. I dunno about Tricy.
Hope you enjoy my last spork I just posted. xD

Go Kairi! xD

Yes, we both love you, too. xD;;

...D': -bighug- Oh my god. That... that was just buttrape to the EXTREME.
Why must you keep ******** Riku's character over like that?

I love your commentary, so much. xD 'So you can snipe her, right?' and, of course 'Riku then got very turned on upon seeing Sora, and forgot all about Sue, who had seemingly dropped off the face of the earth.' Gotta love the yaoi-hints. 8D