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I would want to be tackleglomped by a Tofu!

Except for the fact that I'm tiny and bruise easily D;

On a Tofu note...

I saw a Tofu-like guy at the airport today

And then it turned out he was on our plane!

Tofu-like = skinny and resembles Tofu, but 10-20 years older

'Twas awesome

I wanted to tackleglomp him, but they would think I was a terrorist

Yeah, he looked like the kind of guy they would assume was a terrorist

Stupid xenophobia

But the good news is, he's somewhere in Arizona!

: O

No, he looked like... whatever you are... Russian?

But people tend to assume that bearded people with dark hair are bad people

Yeahthat

I have determined that the Scottsdale Unified School District is determined to ******** me over

It all started when I was 5 and the bastards wouldn't let me go into first grade. They stuck me in a class with total idiots who still couldn't read

Then, when I moved to Desert Canyon, they waiting-listed me just because I was living in the wrong area. They had plenty of open spots, but I guess they wanted to see if we would wait, because a little later, when we called them, they said they had no record of me and let me in

I kept getting stuck with the worst teachers, and when they were in charge of renting instruments for band kids, I went through 5 saxophones in a year just 'cause they were so crappy that they fell apart. I ended up renting my own, and that one lasted the rest of the year.

And then I got a horrible band diractor the next year. I was perfectly capable of playing harder parts (I did percussion) and had played timpani for Honors Band, but she kept making me do the easy crap on the xylophone and hitting the triangle. b***h.

Finally I left for Basis, but now I'm back again, and dear old SUSD is determined to screw me over once again.

Today we were supposed to go to some thing to get my lock and stuff, but guess what: they didn't mail us the stuff we had to turn in. Instead, we had to walk all the way across campus to get a form, which it turned out was actually at the place where we were, and they hadn't known

Once we had it filled out, I got my schedule. P.E., correct, English I Honors, correct, Geo/Trig Honors, correct, Journalism? WHAT THE ********? I signed up for French, but they put me in Journalism! This issue was solved by walking to the office again and finding out that we had to go somewhere else that was right near where we had been before. The situation was remedied.

Now, guess what: we didn't know we had to pay fees that day because they didn't ******** mail us the stuff we were supposed to get, because our address wasn't in their server and they didn't bother to call us to get it. Thus, we had to wlak back to the car and drive to an ATM to get money. Then they tried to charge us for an "Activity Card" (lets you go to all the home football, basketball, etc. games... as if!) that we repeatedly said we didn't want.

Then I got my lock, and guess what: the handle on the door was broken off! Once again, we had to walk down tot he office to get a locker damage confirmation sheet filled out and then we had to get a new locker assigned to me.

Next: getting the PE uniform. Guess what: they didn't have any in my size, because they ordered S, M, L, XL, and ******** XXL, but they didn't think to order XS. Thus, I'll have to pin my gym shorts so they don't end up around my ankles, and the shirt is humungous on me. They refused to order any in my size, the bastards D:<

Finally, we got through everything and then had to get my ID card made. The b*****d didn't tell me when he was taking the picture, so on my picture I'm yawning. I look like ******** Godzilla. He said, "Oops!" and then just printed the thing and wouldn't retake it. b*****d.

Anyway, yeah, the school system hates me.

Probably 'cause they don't want people who suck at sports.

Bastards