lol Ok check this out.
"ALL My Milk"~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Edward. I have one request for you my boy."
Edward:"And what would that be?"
Milk:Really simple Ed...I want you...to...DRINK ME."
Edward:"No way.... I'll NEVER do that."
Milk:"Whats wrong Edward,I'm so yummy..Look at me."
Edward:"No your not, your white in color and You tasted like vomit for crying out loud."
Milk:"Oh....thats ok...I bet you couldnt reach the top part just to open me up ya little shrimpy boy!"
Edward:"what was that!? say that again."
Milk:"Normally I would But Then again,Your so damn short that you'd be blown away from my shouting."
Edward:"Thats It!!your going down Milk!!!"*transmutes his right arm into a blade and rips the carton open spilling all the Milk from inside.*
Just then Alphonse come into the sceen.
Alphonse:"Brother? what happend here?"
Edward: I wont denie It....I spilled the milk."
Alphonse:"So what are you going to say to the Milk carton Brother?
Edward:"The only thing I can say Al.....Got Milk?
biggrin ."
((Take note the size of the milk
xd ))