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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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 Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 5:29 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us. How does that work? How does he say them?
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 8:19 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us. 
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 05, 2006 9:35 pm
Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us.
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 2:00 am
[ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us.
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 1:52 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us.
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted
heart
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Posted: Thu Jul 13, 2006 4:50 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us.
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted Yeah, kids seem to still love me
Which is sad
Because I use it for my own amusement
And I get a legion of minions special helpers
whee
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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Posted: Fri Jul 14, 2006 1:03 am
[ Amputated Freckle ] Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] I wanted to drive a stake shaped like the letter R into the brain of this little girl at my mom's daycamp (I work there for the month) today She kept trying to get my attention and went "Miwanda, Miwanda, Miwanda! Wyan said my face is wed and I can't say the lettew 'Aw!'" Yes, that is a real quote D; Not to mention she's one of those ugly little kids who are fat and can't sing, dance, or act Guhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh There was a kid at KJ's party yesterday who couldn't say Y sounds. He was annoying, 4 years old, and thought he knew more about Pokemon than us.
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted Yeah, kids seem to still love me
Which is sad
Because I use it for my own amusement
And I get a legion of minions special helpers
whee That's 'cause you're short, like them.
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 7:04 pm
Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted Yeah, kids seem to still love me
Which is sad
Because I use it for my own amusement
And I get a legion of minions special helpers
whee That's 'cause you're short, like them.
Ah, Munchkinland....
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Jul 16, 2006 9:57 pm
Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos
I would've been all, "b***h, please, I grew up on Pokemon. talk2hand "
Then I'd get yelled at for saying the B word in front of kids...again.
Seriously, I REALLY shouldn't teach anything lower than high school. My friend actually fears for my future kids. (I curse at little kids and insult them. : D)
Same here Except instead of cussing them out I mess with their heads This one little kid at my mom's camp thing is convinced that the cabinets are locked because that's where I store "the bodies" They're so gullible It's amusing whee Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted Yeah, kids seem to still love me
Which is sad
Because I use it for my own amusement
And I get a legion of minions special helpers
whee That's 'cause you're short, like them.
Ah, Munchkinland....
I used to have what my parents called Munchkin hair, because it was the same hairstyle the Munchkins had in the movie, pretty much
It looked like someone stuck a bowl on my head and cut off the hair that wasn't covered
It came down to about mid-ear on all sides
It was HORRIBLE
gonk
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 7:40 pm
[ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted Yeah, kids seem to still love me
Which is sad
Because I use it for my own amusement
And I get a legion of minions special helpers
whee That's 'cause you're short, like them.
Ah, Munchkinland....
I used to have what my parents called Munchkin hair, because it was the same hairstyle the Munchkins had in the movie, pretty much
It looked like someone stuck a bowl on my head and cut off the hair that wasn't covered
It came down to about mid-ear on all sides
It was HORRIBLE
gonk
That's not muchkin hair.
That's loser hair. neutral
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Jul 18, 2006 8:13 pm
Shrocomemos [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu [ Amputated Freckle ] Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Kids love a long-haired hippy. If they don't, I make them miserable, confused, and unimportant. twisted Yeah, kids seem to still love me
Which is sad
Because I use it for my own amusement
And I get a legion of minions special helpers
whee That's 'cause you're short, like them.
Ah, Munchkinland....
I used to have what my parents called Munchkin hair, because it was the same hairstyle the Munchkins had in the movie, pretty much
It looked like someone stuck a bowl on my head and cut off the hair that wasn't covered
It came down to about mid-ear on all sides
It was HORRIBLE
gonk
That's not muchkin hair.
That's loser hair. neutral
Hence why I have never had that haircut again after I grew it out in second grade
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 3:21 pm
[ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu That's 'cause you're short, like them.
Ah, Munchkinland....
I used to have what my parents called Munchkin hair, because it was the same hairstyle the Munchkins had in the movie, pretty much
It looked like someone stuck a bowl on my head and cut off the hair that wasn't covered
It came down to about mid-ear on all sides
It was HORRIBLE
gonk
That's not muchkin hair.
That's loser hair. neutral
Hence why I have never had that haircut again after I grew it out in second grade
Why'd you get it in the first place?
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 6:57 pm
Shrocomemos [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos [ Amputated Freckle ] Shrocomemos Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu That's 'cause you're short, like them.
Ah, Munchkinland....
I used to have what my parents called Munchkin hair, because it was the same hairstyle the Munchkins had in the movie, pretty much
It looked like someone stuck a bowl on my head and cut off the hair that wasn't covered
It came down to about mid-ear on all sides
It was HORRIBLE
gonk
That's not muchkin hair.
That's loser hair. neutral
Hence why I have never had that haircut again after I grew it out in second grade
Why'd you get it in the first place?
Parents
are
stupid
'Nuff said
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 9:11 pm
I believe it's called a bowl cut, actually. xp
I was one sexy 5-year-old back when I had one.
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Lord Thatlatu of the Tofu Captain
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[ Amputated Freckle ] Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 19, 2006 10:24 pm
Yeah, but they called it munchkin hair
*shudder*
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